So there I was on the bus ...

LighterGuy

So I went to my local off license tonight at 8.30 and I decided to get the bus back with some cans.

So, i get one and stay down stairs. The absolutely smell of perfume was mental! :pac: ... Bus wasnt that busy. Sure a few people on it. But it was not that packed.

It was unreal :pac: .. i've been on many a bus that was busy with people going for a night out but not like this. Is the new thing to bath in perfume before heading out now? :pac:

ThePower11

You use the bus?

LOSER!

Oscars Well.

Better than the smell of p!ss that normally frequents our country's buses.

stupidusername

So :pac:

Yeah hate women goin round marinaded in perfume. it hurts my sinuses or something when it's really strong.

Colmo52

BUS WANKER

moesyzlak

ThePower11 wrote: »

You use the bus?

LOSER!

This is'nt America you gimp.

LighterGuy

stupidusername wrote: »

So :pac:

Yeah hate women goin round marinaded in perfume. it hurts my sinuses or something when it's really strong.

It was funny.
Bus stopped, I hop on and say "1.20 please" ... then boom! hit with the biggest whiff of different perfumes. There was only like 5 girls downstairs :P

Terry

LighterGuy wrote: »

So I went to my local off license tonight at 8.30 and I decided to get the bus back with some cans.

So, i get one and stay down stairs. The absolutely smell of perfume was mental! :pac: ... Bus wasnt that busy. Sure a few people on it. But it was not that packed.

It was unreal :pac: .. i've been on many a bus that was busy with people going for a night out but not like this. Is the new thing to bath in perfume before heading out now? :pac:

Is there a point to this story?

ThePower11

moesyzlak wrote: »

This is'nt America you gimp.

*isn't

LighterGuy

Terry wrote: »

Is there a point to this story?

Im sorry for creating this thread. Guess it doesnt have a point like these other threads:

- I dont do the lottery that often ...
- Should we stop trusting people who wear suits?
- Millionaire Raffle Numbers?
- How do you pronouce Carribbean?

You complete knob end :rolleyes:

moesyzlak

ThePower11 wrote: »

*isn't

Well, you sure showed me.:rolleyes:

cocoshovel

ooooh. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

ThePower11

ThePower11 wrote: »

LOSER!

Colmo52 wrote: »

BUS WANKER

moesyzlak wrote: »

you gimp.

LighterGuy wrote: »

You complete knob end :rolleyes:

Good to see everyone getting on so well :pac:

Temptamperu

I once got on a bus... Did you know buses have big windows so rich people can look and laugh at the poor.

claire983

Cant be as bad as when a woman steps on a bus and all she can smell is mens after shave..... But then again, that can be quiet nice most of the time, it certainly puts a smile on my face

old_aussie

Problem being that when you get off the bus you stink of the perfume and then your girl accuses you of being with other women.

TheUsual

Jerry !!!

Samich

How ye lads!!!!!

Terry

LighterGuy wrote: »

Im sorry for creating this thread. Guess it doesnt have a point like these other threads:

- I dont do the lottery that often ...
- Should we stop trusting people who wear suits?
- Millionaire Raffle Numbers?
- How do you pronouce Carribbean?

You complete knob end :rolleyes:

I just wanted to know where you were going with this story.

Did you find the source of the perfume?
Was the wearer hot?
Was she ugly?
Did you get a travelling boner?
Were there other hot chicks on the bus?
Did you score?

Any of these scenarios would make for a slightly interesting story.
I'm really bored, so I'm looking for entertaining stories.

Andy!!

Terry wrote: »

Did you get a travelling boner?

Is that the one that always hits two stops away from when you have to get up and get off the bus? :pac:

Damokc

there was a thread today about "Post count snobbery" or something along those lines....

A lot of people have thousands of what I would call "scour talk" posts.

A smell of perfume on a bus:rolleyes:

Obviously if twas that bad a bottle fell out of a handbag and broke or else it was trying to mask the smell of piss/vomit from the usual Irish Christmas celebrations.

LighterGuy

Damokc wrote: »

there was a thread today about "Post count snobbery" or something along those lines....

A lot of people have thousands of what I would call "scour talk" posts.

A smell of perfume on a bus:rolleyes:

Obviously if twas that bad a bottle fell out of a handbag and broke or else it was trying to mask the smell of piss/vomit from the usual Irish Christmas celebrations.

I am honestly questioning why do I even post on boards.ie
I say black, someone says white. I say white, someone says black. I say Grey. Someone says red.

Terry

LighterGuy wrote: »

I am honestly questioning why do I even post on boards.ie
I say black, someone says white. I say white, someone says black. I say Grey. Someone says red.

What's your problem with red? Huh?
You people and your anti-ginger agenda sicken me to my core.

I've gone too far, haven't I?

demanufactured

So you were a din in de bus....den wha happind

Acacia

People have smelt of worse than perfume on the bus in fairness...

af_thefragile

I used to take a the bus














































































...then I took an arrow to the knee!

:pac:

Acacia

wtf is this arrow to the knee thing... like "blast them with piss" 2 or something...:D

demanufactured

Acacia wrote: »

wtf is this arrow to the knee thing... like "blast them with piss" 2 or something...:D

Yeah wtf

bassy

whats the craic in here on buses,perfume,cans?,any smell of cannabis on the buse

Temptamperu

Acacia wrote: »

wtf is this arrow to the knee thing... like "blast them with piss" 2 or something...:D

Its only a joke told only to non-gays :pac:

Acacia

Temptamperu wrote: »

Its only a joke told only to non-gays :pac:

How dare you, sir!


Yiz are always against the gheys!:pac:

juan.kerr

Terry wrote: »

What's your problem with red? Huh?
You people and your anti-ginger agenda sicken me to my core.

I've gone too far, haven't I?

You a ginger louse Terri?

cocalolaman

af_thefragile wrote: »

I used to take a the bus

...then I took an arrow to the knee!

:pac:

I used to enjoy the internet...

...then people started posting that everywhere.

Mike 1972

Terry wrote: »

Is there a point to this story?

I thought it was going be the 57th retelling of a ludicrous urban myth regarding an African lady and a buggy.

old_aussie

Terry wrote: »

I just wanted to know where you were going with this story.

OP didn't mentioned where the bus was going, but you can ask him.

Oranage2

Last time I heard a bus story this good it involved Rosa Parks.

juan.kerr

Oranage2 wrote: »

Last time I heard a bus story this good it involved Rosa Parks.

Did she get run over by a bus or something?

Mike 1972

Oranage2 wrote: »

Last time I heard a bus story this good it involved Rosa Parks.

There was something similar in Israel the other day

Eroticplants

I HOPE YE ALL GET RAPED IN THE MOST PUBLIC SPOT POSSIBLE AND NOBODY AROUND DOES ANYTHING.
Scumlords the lot of ye.
Shiiiiiiiiiiit.

bodhrandude

They should have a dance tent on a bus, maybe a cool drum n bass night or psi trance scalectric shampoo lasers and stuff woo hoo.

juan.kerr

Eroticplants wrote: »

I HOPE YE ALL GET RAPED IN THE MOST PUBLIC SPOT POSSIBLE AND NOBODY AROUND DOES ANYTHING.
Scumlords the lot of ye.
Shiiiiiiiiiiit.

Were you on the bus too?

BunShopVoyeur

I see what was happening there, the poor ladies were simply masking the stink of period.

3ndahalfof6

your very lucky to have good sense of smell, there are a lot of people in the world would be thankful to be able to smell, there are a lot of occupations where you would never get a job if you had no sense of smell.

Penfailed

Acacia wrote: »

wtf is this arrow to the knee thing... like "blast them with piss" 2 or something...:D

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-took-an-arrow-in-the-knee

Logical Fallacy

Terry wrote: »

Is there a point to this story?

The only thing i took from it was the smell was so strong the OP had to breath through his mouth. :pac:

Chuck Stone

LighterGuy wrote: »

Im sorry for creating this thread. Guess it doesnt have a point like these other threads:

- I dont do the lottery that often ...
- Should we stop trusting people who wear suits?
- Millionaire Raffle Numbers?
- How do you pronouce Carribbean?

You complete knob end :rolleyes:

fyp

Kidchameleon

I love a strong smell of perfume of a chick, gives me an instant bone

bb1234567

LighterGuy wrote: »

Im sorry for creating this thread. Guess it doesnt have a point like these other threads:

- I dont do the lottery that often ...
- Should we stop trusting people who wear suits?
- Millionaire Raffle Numbers?
- How do you pronouce Carribbean?

You complete knob end :rolleyes:

dont forget about ''how do you pronounce scone?''

miller50841

Hi its always good to open a window even if its cold thats not bad your only going home smelling of perfume I drive one and you have no idea I leave smelling of **** piss damp smoke or some of the wacky stuff its not all nice. Remember people open a window let some fresh air in also less likely to catch something of someone