Awful Things your Mates have done

minidazzler · 28-12-2011 05:48PM

It's not awful, more amazing really, but one of my buddies, while pissed drunk decided to go down the docks in Cork and climb aboard a Dutch vessel, not by the gangplank though, that's too easy, he went up along the ropes that were tying the vessel to the Dock. He then proceeded to climb a 100 foot crane to the top (I've seen a video that proves it) and take a dump off it.

An awful thing a friend did...he decided to go to Australia with another friend for a year, after 10 days he was back at home leaving our other friend out there. Luckily the other friend is extremely sociable so he'll be grand, but still a cnutish thing to do....the friend who came home is now forever known as Boomerang.

Johnny Foreigner · 28-12-2011 05:57PM

Helix wrote: »

they hadnt received their goods though

they'd received something else

Yes, but the buyer did not open an item not as described dispute; they opened a item not received dispute.
Technically they received something, which was proven by them signing for it.
Therefore Paypal closed the dispute.

boomkatalog · 28-12-2011 06:03PM

Guy I went to school with vomited into some random woman's handbag on a night out, then left before she copped.

Reamer Fanny · 28-12-2011 06:13PM

My "mates" knew where I was applying for a job and had a woman call me pretending to be the manager and I had been selected for an interview so I stroll in proud as punch on the day of the interview (after a long period of unemployment) and I ask for the woman who had called but alas the real manager had never heard of this doppelgänger, cue my friends pointing and laughing at me at the entrance much to my embarrassment I never did get them back...

Reamer Fanny · 28-12-2011 06:16PM

leonidas83 wrote: »

Flaking the heads off other fellas until they had to be hospitalised, still tho, ya cant beat that buzz

What's Flaking is that another word for BJ?

LighterGuy · 28-12-2011 06:19PM

justryan wrote: »

My "mates" knew where I was applying for a job and had a woman call me pretending to be the manager and I had been selected for an interview so I stroll in proud as punch on the day of the interview (after a long period of unemployment) and I ask for the woman who had called but alas the real manager had never heard of this doppelgänger, cue my friends pointing and laughing at me at the entrance much to my embarrassment I never did get them back...

I'd call them every name under the sun for doing that. The cheer embrassment.

Johnny Foreigner · 28-12-2011 06:22PM

I was in a nightclub with my friend and he threw up on a girls shoes. Then he walked up to her friend on the dance floor and snogged her.

Dark Artist · 28-12-2011 06:26PM

A friend of mine, who's a diagnosed sociopath, used to throw eggs at homeless people for fun. Nowadays he's calmed down but he still does ridiculous things nonchalantly when he's drunk. The other night we were in McDonald's and instead of ordering his own food he sat down next to two girls and started eating theirs. I was too busy pissing myself to do anything about it... the girls didn't know what to do. They just got up and left.

Pretty funny that one actually.

Reamer Fanny · 28-12-2011 06:26PM

LighterGuy wrote: »

justryan wrote: »

My "mates" knew where I was applying for a job and had a woman call me pretending to be the manager and I had been selected for an interview so I stroll in proud as punch on the day of the interview (after a long period of unemployment) and I ask for the woman who had called but alas the real manager had never heard of this doppelgänger, cue my friends pointing and laughing at me at the entrance much to my embarrassment I never did get them back...

I'd call them every name under the sun for doing that. The cheer embrassment.

I took it well and laughed along it was a good prank in fairness, you have to have a thick skin with friends like that

Pretty Polly · 28-12-2011 06:28PM

A friend put up a video of me when i was drunk up on her Facebook page. Like i was really drunk...!! Anyways i asked her to take it down and she wouldn't. I was not impressed with her. Still though it thought me to watch myself when videos and cameras are concerned!

LighterGuy · 28-12-2011 06:34PM

One 'mate' screwed me over with a girl he 'knew'. But there was a kicker too.
To make a long story short, I met a girl (his mate) we go out of a few dates. He hears about this and decides to get in her ear to bad mouth me. Saying i'm this, that and the other. Turns out this girl is barely his friend at all. They've only met each other twice. While me, someone who he had countless nights out in the pub with for 3 years at that point. Not to mention a year previous to this i hooked him up with my mates sister.

Its obvious he wanted to get with her and she wasnt into him. So he ruins my chances. But he also had a girlfriend at that time. Some 'mate' huh.

ButtersSuki · 28-12-2011 06:38PM

A former (we haven't spoken in over 10 years) friend of mine urinated on a homeless drunk on College Green one night. That was pretty much the final straw for most of us who used to tolerate him.

He also once had a very bad dose of genital warts but used to get great pleasure (literally in this case) from getting BJs when they were there as apparently they add sensitivity to that area. He wouldn't get them removed for ages as he was enjoying it so much. You should have seen the girls he was getting said BJs from as well........rough would be an understatement. One of them nicked a jacket from the hallway when she was leaving one morning.

Tipsy McSwagger · 28-12-2011 06:43PM

Should be renamed 'The Scumbag Thread'.

Intensive Care Bear · 28-12-2011 06:49PM

I must have a great bunch of friends because i cant think of anything awful any of them have done.

Kidchameleon · 28-12-2011 07:15PM

We were at a house party one time, everyone out of their head, including myself

anyway there was some young one upstairs with her dress pulled up over her head, knickers down around her ankles, bent over the sink in the bathroom. She was more than happy to let anyone have a go, a few lads took advantage. My mate was trying to get me to do it but luckily I had enough sense left in me not to. Finally my mate said **** it and he boned your one. Next morning he discovered it was actually his sister! That single handedly was the most stupid thing any one of my friends ever done and I cant see it ever being topped...

Leiva · 28-12-2011 07:16PM

A couple of mates who work together disliked another work collegue so much that they put shiit bogies from their ass hair into his Alpen , then cooly sat watching him eat it each morning at break .

Reamer Fanny · 28-12-2011 07:19PM

Kidchameleon wrote: »

We were at a house party one time, everyone out of their head, including myself anyway there was some young one upstairs with her dress pulled up over her head, knickers down around her ankles, bent over the sink in the bathroom. She was more than happy to let anyone have a go, a few lads took advantage. My mate was trying to get me to do it but luckily I had enough sense left in me not to. Finally my mate said **** it and he boned your one. Next morning he discovered it was actually his sister! That single handedly was the most stupid thing any one of my friends ever done and I cant see it ever being topped...

Technically it's not gang rape if she consents

minidazzler · 28-12-2011 07:19PM

Kidchameleon wrote: »

We were at a house party one time, everyone out of their head, including myself anyway there was some young one upstairs with her dress pulled up over her head, knickers down around her ankles, bent over the sink in the bathroom. She was more than happy to let anyone have a go, a few lads took advantage. My mate was trying to get me to do it but luckily I had enough sense left in me not to. Finally my mate said **** it and he boned your one. Next morning he discovered it was actually his sister! That single handedly was the most stupid thing any one of my friends ever done and I cant see it ever being topped...

Some guy told a very similar story a few weeks ago here, a lot of people know each other on boards...or they all like to tell the same myths.

cloud493 · 28-12-2011 07:25PM

A few lads I knew, not really mates, but whatever, organized a large fundraising week in school for cancer help or research or whatever they said, cos one of them said his sister had just been diagnosed with it, and at the end of the week, they announced that from students/parental donations they'd raised around 10 grand. Cue two weeks later, one of the teachers had been speaking to one of their parents, and they found out they didn't even have a sister, and none of the money had gone anywhere near a charity.

harvester of sorrow · 28-12-2011 07:27PM

Kidchameleon wrote: »

We were at a house party one time, everyone out of their head, including myself anyway there was some young one upstairs with her dress pulled up over her head, knickers down around her ankles, bent over the sink in the bathroom. She was more than happy to let anyone have a go, a few lads took advantage. My mate was trying to get me to do it but luckily I had enough sense left in me not to. Finally my mate said **** it and he boned your one. Next morning he discovered it was actually his sister! That single handedly was the most stupid thing any one of my friends ever done and I cant see it ever being topped...

Urban Legend,in other words,a load of bollox.

JimmyChew · 28-12-2011 07:28PM

Kidchameleon wrote: »

We were at a house party one time, everyone out of their head, including myself anyway there was some young one upstairs with her dress pulled up over her head, knickers down around her ankles, bent over the sink in the bathroom. She was more than happy to let anyone have a go, a few lads took advantage. My mate was trying to get me to do it but luckily I had enough sense left in me not to. Finally my mate said **** it and he boned your one. Next morning he discovered it was actually his sister! That single handedly was the most stupid thing any one of my friends ever done and I cant see it ever being topped...

bull****. theres no way that happened.

AnonoBoy · 28-12-2011 07:31PM

One of my friends used to always try and pretend that urban legends had happened to him or to friends of his even though he knew full well that they hadn't.

We ostracised him from our group and never spoke to him again as it was such an awful thing to do.

Johnny Foreigner · 28-12-2011 07:33PM

A friend of mine got a bollocking from his Manager one day at work. So he crushed up a packet of laxatives and mixed them into his coffee jar. His Manager was running into the toilet with diarrhoea all week.

Shane-KornSpace · 28-12-2011 07:37PM

my mate shat in a bottle and threw it at a duck. he was 22.

pacquiao · 28-12-2011 07:38PM

minidazzler wrote: »

Some guy told a very similar story a few weeks ago here, a lot of people know each other on boards...or they all like to tell the same myths.

I heard the same 10 Or 11 years ago. Supposedly it was sir Henry's in cork.

Aoifey! · 28-12-2011 07:40PM

One of my female friend's started getting friends with a guy who had a girlfriend he had been with for 2 years. The girlfriend got jealous and made them end the friendship. My friend decided to try wreck their relationship. She continued secretly being friend's with the guy and got him to come to her birthday party a few months later. At the party she got him drunk and to convinced him to play strip blackjack. Pictures were taken of him in his underwear with her beside him.
Said pictures were put on Bebo (it was a few years ago). And within 2 weeks the couple were broken up.

Oranage2 · 28-12-2011 07:41PM

Not one of my proudest moments but was out and afterwards my mate and I were walking around with kababs, I took a bite and didnt like it so I then threw it at a sleeping homeless person.

Celly Smunt · 28-12-2011 07:41PM

My mate once made $100 dollars selling shower curtain rings as ear rings to girls in a bus station once.Brought me out to lunch after.

briscotti · 28-12-2011 07:44PM

Lol, remember that time our friend stole all our money and legged it on a taxi? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-5kUpEL_HY&feature=related

(He's not actually my mate but LOL hope it was worth the 30 euro this is spreading like wildfire):D

LaHaine · 28-12-2011 07:50PM

Aoifey! wrote: »

One of my female friend's started getting friends with a guy who had a girlfriend he had been with for 2 years. The girlfriend got jealous and made them end the friendship. My friend decided to try wreck their relationship. She continued secretly being friend's with the guy and got him to come to her birthday party a few months later. At the party she got him drunk and to convinced him to play strip blackjack. Pictures were taken of him in his underwear with her beside him.
Said pictures were put on Bebo (it was a few years ago). And within 2 weeks the couple were broken up.

Devious!

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