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What's Santy bringing ya?

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  • 21-12-2011 10:01am
    #1
    The Scientician
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    I asked him for for Lego Technics!


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    #2
    Sunnyisland
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    Ipad, I coming up in this world :-)


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    #3
    AeoNGriM
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    The Scientician wrote: »
    I asked him for for Lego Technics!

    Bag of coal.

    realies wrote: »
    Ipad, I coming up in this world :-)

    Yep, bag of coal.

    See, I asked for a bag of coal so he won't bring me one. Reverse psychlology, take that, Santa you jolly, fat swine!

    On a more serious note, I'm getting the gift of fcukall. If I'm lucky I may be able to afford luxuries like food and rent and such frivolities.


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    #4
    Leeg17
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    My two front teef.


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    #5
    Duggy747
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    A rope that's 2 years long.

    Maybe even a bit of a sandwich!


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    Cee-Jay-Cee
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    Who the fúck in Santy? Its Santa and he doesnt exist, its your mammy and daddy.

    Bah humbug....


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    #7
    Dravokivich
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    The truck from Mask.


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    #8
    Carter P Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 618 ✭✭✭Carter P Fly


    Maaaaaaaaask crusaders, workin' overtime, fightin' crime, seeeeeecret raiders dum deee dummm


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    #9
    44leto
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    I am not expecting anything,,I was a very bold boy this year.


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    #10
    Seachmall
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    44leto wrote: »
    I am not expecting anything,,I was a very bold boy this year.

    I can picture you going downstairs Christmas morning and your mom standing there in a sexy Santa outfit whispering how you've been "a very bold boy this year".

    Embrace that visual.

    OT,
    Books. A lot of books. Books that I'll never read but will proudly display on my shelf.


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    #11
    harvester of sorrow
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    Yore Ma!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaah!


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    #12
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Seachmall wrote: »
    I can picture you going downstairs Christmas morning and your mom standing there in a sexy Santa outfit whispering how you've been "a very bold boy this year".

    Embrace that visual.

    .

    You totally ruined Christmas for me and everyone.


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    Lurching
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    44leto wrote: »
    You totally ruined Christmas for me and everyone.

    Speak for yourself. Your Ma in a sexy santa outfit sounds fetching!


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    #14
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Bills.


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    #15
    BraziliaNZ
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    I am not having an xmas this year at all :(. No I don't really care but I'm not going home, just delighted to have the flat to myself for a couple of weeks.


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    Sunnyisland
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    BraziliaN wrote: »
    I am not having an xmas this year at all :(. No I don't really care but I'm not going home, just delighted to have the flat to myself for a couple of weeks.


    :) Now if you had some children it be all so different ;)


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    BraziliaNZ
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    realies wrote: »
    :) Now if you had some children it be all so different ;)

    Sounds like it would be a pain in the ass, going on all the organising going on with the people with kids at work


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    #18
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    realies wrote: »
    :) Now if you had some children it be all so different ;)

    Lay off the flirting, there should be a flirt thread for this carry on.


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    #19
    DrumSteve
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    Off.


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    #20
    WIZE
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    Lurching wrote: »
    Speak for yourself. Your Ma in a sexy santa outfit sounds fetching!


    But yours doesn't :p


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    #21
    WIZE
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    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    I am not having an xmas this year at all :(. No I don't really care but I'm not going home, just delighted to have the flat to myself for a couple of weeks.


    AH Christmas Party in Brazil ?


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    #22
    Siuin
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    My boyfriend :P And also plane tickets to see him next summer
    Can't wait! :D


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    #23
    hoodwinked
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    ipad2! cause i've been an extra good girl this year ;)


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    #24
    wolfmoon87
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    Nothing :cool:


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    #25
    orourkeda
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    Hopefully santys little helper (i.e some bird) will provide a blowy and anal on christmas morning or any other morning for that matter


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    cherryghost
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    A board game or two. Been hooked on board games lately.


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    #27
    Bendihorse
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    I got an apple (He came early)


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    #28
    WalterMitty
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    Santy is the devil sent by god to tempt us with materialism. He's a paedo too.


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    #29
    Corvo
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    Siuin wrote: »
    My boyfriend :P And also plane tickets to see him next summer
    Can't wait! :D


    Boooooo!

    Imagine he is probably elbow deep in some young one now. Give him plenty warning your on the way! :D


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    #30
    maxfresh
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    Xmas is cancelled for me this year :( have car repairs ,car tax and other bills to pay ,will be lucky if i have dinner xmas day


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    #31
    Batsy
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    There is already a present for me under the Christmas tree at my parents' house. I can tell by feeling it that it's a book. I just don't know what book it is yet.


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