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What's Santy bringing ya?

  • 21-12-2011 9:01am
    #1
    The Scientician
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭


    I asked him for for Lego Technics!


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  • #2
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Ipad, I coming up in this world :-)


  • #3
    AeoNGriM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭AeoNGriM


    The Scientician wrote: »
    I asked him for for Lego Technics!

    Bag of coal.

    realies wrote: »
    Ipad, I coming up in this world :-)

    Yep, bag of coal.

    See, I asked for a bag of coal so he won't bring me one. Reverse psychlology, take that, Santa you jolly, fat swine!

    On a more serious note, I'm getting the gift of fcukall. If I'm lucky I may be able to afford luxuries like food and rent and such frivolities.


  • #4
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    My two front teef.


  • #5
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    A rope that's 2 years long.

    Maybe even a bit of a sandwich!


  • #6
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Who the fúck in Santy? Its Santa and he doesnt exist, its your mammy and daddy.

    Bah humbug....


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  • #7
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    The truck from Mask.


  • #8
    Carter P Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭Carter P Fly


    Maaaaaaaaask crusaders, workin' overtime, fightin' crime, seeeeeecret raiders dum deee dummm


  • #9
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I am not expecting anything,,I was a very bold boy this year.


  • #10
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    44leto wrote: »
    I am not expecting anything,,I was a very bold boy this year.

    I can picture you going downstairs Christmas morning and your mom standing there in a sexy Santa outfit whispering how you've been "a very bold boy this year".

    Embrace that visual.

    OT,
    Books. A lot of books. Books that I'll never read but will proudly display on my shelf.


  • #11
    harvester of sorrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    Yore Ma!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaah!


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  • #12
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Seachmall wrote: »
    I can picture you going downstairs Christmas morning and your mom standing there in a sexy Santa outfit whispering how you've been "a very bold boy this year".

    Embrace that visual.

    .

    You totally ruined Christmas for me and everyone.


  • #13
    Lurching
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,239 ✭✭✭Lurching


    44leto wrote: »
    You totally ruined Christmas for me and everyone.

    Speak for yourself. Your Ma in a sexy santa outfit sounds fetching!


  • #14
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Bills.


  • #15
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    I am not having an xmas this year at all :(. No I don't really care but I'm not going home, just delighted to have the flat to myself for a couple of weeks.


  • #16
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    BraziliaN wrote: »
    I am not having an xmas this year at all :(. No I don't really care but I'm not going home, just delighted to have the flat to myself for a couple of weeks.


    :) Now if you had some children it be all so different ;)


  • #17
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    realies wrote: »
    :) Now if you had some children it be all so different ;)

    Sounds like it would be a pain in the ass, going on all the organising going on with the people with kids at work


  • #18
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    realies wrote: »
    :) Now if you had some children it be all so different ;)

    Lay off the flirting, there should be a flirt thread for this carry on.


  • #19
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Off.


  • #20
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Lurching wrote: »
    Speak for yourself. Your Ma in a sexy santa outfit sounds fetching!


    But yours doesn't :p


  • #21
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    I am not having an xmas this year at all :(. No I don't really care but I'm not going home, just delighted to have the flat to myself for a couple of weeks.


    AH Christmas Party in Brazil ?


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  • #22
    Siuin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Siuin


    My boyfriend :P And also plane tickets to see him next summer
    Can't wait! :D


  • #23
    hoodwinked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    ipad2! cause i've been an extra good girl this year ;)


  • #24
    wolfmoon87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭wolfmoon87


    Nothing :cool:


  • #25
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Hopefully santys little helper (i.e some bird) will provide a blowy and anal on christmas morning or any other morning for that matter


  • #26
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    A board game or two. Been hooked on board games lately.


  • #27
    Bendihorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Bendihorse


    I got an apple (He came early)


  • #28
    WalterMitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭WalterMitty


    Santy is the devil sent by god to tempt us with materialism. He's a paedo too.


  • #29
    Corvo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,710 ✭✭✭Corvo


    Siuin wrote: »
    My boyfriend :P And also plane tickets to see him next summer
    Can't wait! :D


    Boooooo!

    Imagine he is probably elbow deep in some young one now. Give him plenty warning your on the way! :D


  • #30
    maxfresh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭maxfresh


    Xmas is cancelled for me this year :( have car repairs ,car tax and other bills to pay ,will be lucky if i have dinner xmas day


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  • #31
    Batsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭Batsy


    There is already a present for me under the Christmas tree at my parents' house. I can tell by feeling it that it's a book. I just don't know what book it is yet.


  • #32
    Siuin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Siuin


    Griffin1988 wrote: »
    Boooooo!

    Imagine he is probably elbow deep in some young one now. Give him plenty warning your on the way! :D

    Lol- somehow I doubt it :P
    First time he'll be meeting my parents... dun dun duuuun - he keeps joking that he'll put on a really strong soviet accent when he introduces himself... at least, I hope he's joking...


  • #33
    Faith+1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Nothing. I'm having an Imagination Christmas :(


  • #34
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I am starting to look crooked at I Readers, I like the weight of them, my old bones are getting to tired to carry those great tomes.


  • #35
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Twas going to be an engagement ring but then my fella got really drunk and told me and now won't as the surprise is ruined.

    No surprise can live up to that but in fairness mine was ruined also his brother got him Stone Roses tickets as well bleugh.


  • #36
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    My present from the kids is under the tree and it doesn't look like more socks :) Should I take a peek? Don't think I can contain my excitement til xmas morning, can you imagine that, not socks this year.


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  • #37
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    My present from the kids is under the tree and it doesn't look like more socks :) Should I take a peek? Don't think I can contain my excitement til xmas morning, can you imagine that, not socks this year.

    They probably put'em in a box to tease ya!


  • #38
    The Scientician
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    He came early and brought me unemployment.


  • #39
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    A PS3 with Call of Duty and a Philips 42 inch LCD :D


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