Hangover sex

recylingbin · 17-12-2011 04:21AM #1

Great or a chore?
I normally think it's great to start with it, but once I pass my usual 3 minutes without climaxing, it becomes a chore.

MrStuffins · 17-12-2011 04:23AM

Try including a girl next time. 3 minutes is a long time to have your dick in your hand while hungover

omg lollol · 17-12-2011 04:24AM

last time was a chore:(

Bodhisopha · 17-12-2011 04:25AM

I'm a soppy cúnt when hungover, so with one i love, it's pretty good.

sarahbro · 17-12-2011 04:26AM

One word
AWESOME!!!!!
Roll on tomorrow

later12 · 17-12-2011 04:33AM

Absolutely not a chore.

Never have I been more horny than when I am hungover and seriously in need of some morning after treatment than after a night of drinking.

II imagine many other men would relate a similar experience.

recylingbin · 17-12-2011 04:37AM

later10 wrote: »

Absolutely not a chore.

Never have I been more horny than when I am hungover and seriously in need of some morning after treatment than after a night of drinking.

II imagine many other men would relate a similar experience.

That's the feeling at the beginning, but after a few mins, energy sapped, sweat comiomg from places you didn't know you could sweat from mouth like an asbestos sheet, all I want is a mug of tea and a fry up.
It's around then, I begin to imagine David Attenborough narrating - 'and here we see the male of the species attempting to get the female to make breakfast...'

pragmatic1 · 17-12-2011 04:42AM

Very horny at the start and then not so good. Stoned sex is way better.

Norwayviking · 17-12-2011 04:48AM

recylingbin wrote: »

Great or a chore?
I normally think it's great to start with it, but once I pass my usual 3 minutes without climaxing, it becomes a chore.

Best cure for a hangover a good ride in the morning;)

Arawn · 17-12-2011 04:50AM

awesome. Instant hangover cure, just spend the day ****ing and sleeping

grizzly · 17-12-2011 04:51AM

omg lollol wrote: »

last time was a chore:(

and I thought we had something special

AstridBean · 17-12-2011 06:58AM

recylingbin wrote: »

Great or a chore?
I normally think it's great to start with it, but once I pass my usual 3 minutes without climaxing, it becomes a chore.

For the boyfriend, great. For me, a chore.

My libido plummets when hungover, whilst he becomes like a person who has just injected himself with pocket fox serum. :pac:

I'm completely sick of alcohol, it's not worth drinking on so many levels, but the fact that it effects my libido so badly is the main reason for mostly excising it from my life. Weekends are when the most sex is supposed to occur but that's not going to happen if I'm hungover.

Snowie · 17-12-2011 07:33AM

recylingbin wrote: »

Great or a chore?
I normally think it's great to start with it, but once I pass my usual 3 minutes without climaxing, it becomes a chore.

any lades wanna help me test this theory gimmie a shout

On 1800 hows my riding

skipz · 17-12-2011 07:35AM

sarahbro wrote: »

One word
AWESOME!!!!!
Roll on tomorrow

huh, someones a randy mare

Killer Pigeon · 17-12-2011 08:32AM

I'd have a cup of tea first.

Swampy · 17-12-2011 08:39AM

I'd prefer a hungover BJ where I do nothing and the missus has to do all the work.

irelandspurs · 17-12-2011 10:23AM

I have to stop halfway through to be sick then get back on

gmac102 · 17-12-2011 10:28AM

i do it but dont like it, usually ive had sex the night before and then slept and sweated in the bed, alcohol coming from my pores....... hangover sex is dirty and not in a good way!!! if i can shower before yes.... havin said that the last time i had a great time haha

stovelid · 17-12-2011 11:41AM

Look, I have sex.

mattjack · 17-12-2011 11:47AM

Well , I suppose if I'm in the local having a curer and the barmaid is on for it..nuthin like a roll in the bacon fries

JustAddWater · 17-12-2011 11:50AM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

I'd have a cup of tea first.

I'll make the tea

You take off your bra

cruiser178 · 17-12-2011 12:02PM

Just had some great hangover sex. The good thing about h/o sex is your a little care free about where you blow the load, like right now im watching herself cook the rashers while trying to rub the sting out of her eyes, haha cool.

Snowie · 17-12-2011 12:11PM

cruiser178 wrote: »

Just had some great hangover sex. The good thing about h/o sex is your a little less care free about where you blow the load, like right now im watching herself cook the rashers while trying to rub the sting out of her eyes, haha cool.

troll!

Melion · 17-12-2011 12:18PM

cruiser178 wrote: »

Just had some great hangover sex. The good thing about h/o sex is your a little less care free about where you blow the load, like right now im watching herself cook the rashers while trying to rub the sting out of her eyes, haha cool.

Cool story

cruiser178 · 17-12-2011 12:21PM

Snowie wrote: »

troll!

wow thats the first time ive been called that on boards, GTFO with your stupid post. im just out of bed, saw this tread and posted exactly what was going on. explain to me how im a troll or STFU.

BBDBB · 17-12-2011 12:23PM

so hangover sex makes you irritable then :rolleyes::pac:

eilo1 · 17-12-2011 12:23PM

cruiser178 wrote: »

Just had some great hangover sex. The good thing about h/o sex is your a little less care free about where you blow the load, like right now im watching herself cook the rashers while trying to rub the sting out of her eyes, haha cool.

If you are less carefree doesn't that make you more careful??? :eek:

Saila · 17-12-2011 12:24PM

cruiser178 wrote: »

wow thats the first time ive been called that on boards, GTFO with your stupid post. im just out of bed, saw this tread and posted exactly what was going on. explain to me how im a troll or STFU.

you are FAR too angry for a guy who just had sex..

Dudess · 17-12-2011 12:28PM

cruiser178 wrote: »

Snowie wrote: »

troll!

wow thats the first time ive been called that on boards, GTFO with your stupid post. im just out of bed, saw this tread and posted exactly what was going on. explain to me how im a troll or STFU.

Maybe not a troll but it's rather sad that you feel the need to tell the internet - including the bit at the end about her stinging eyes. You posted that fishing for some "You da maaaan!" comments presumably?
Take it you're not a frat boy though?

Snowie · 17-12-2011 12:32PM

Dudess wrote: »

Maybe not a troll but it's rather sad that you feel the need to tell the internet - including the bit at the end about her stinging eyes. You posted that fishing for some "You da maaaan!" comments presumably?
Take it you're not a frat boy though?

soeak for you self!

I thought it was rather humouruss but i didn't wanna give him thanks because i didn't wanna be seen agreeing with how well trained his gf is

cruiser178 · 17-12-2011 12:32PM

eilo1 wrote: »

If you are less carefree doesn't that make you more careful??? :eek:

My head hurts

Saila wrote: »

you are FAR too angry for a guy who just had sex..

but it was good angry, hangover sex

Hangover sex

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