Hangover sex

recylingbin

Great or a chore?
I normally think it's great to start with it, but once I pass my usual 3 minutes without climaxing, it becomes a chore.

MrStuffins

Try including a girl next time. 3 minutes is a long time to have your dick in your hand while hungover

omg lollol

last time was a chore:(

Bodhisopha

I'm a soppy cúnt when hungover, so with one i love, it's pretty good.

sarahbro

One word
AWESOME!!!!!
Roll on tomorrow

later12

Absolutely not a chore.

Never have I been more horny than when I am hungover and seriously in need of some morning after treatment than after a night of drinking.

II imagine many other men would relate a similar experience.

recylingbin

later10 wrote: »

Absolutely not a chore.

Never have I been more horny than when I am hungover and seriously in need of some morning after treatment than after a night of drinking.

II imagine many other men would relate a similar experience.

That's the feeling at the beginning, but after a few mins, energy sapped, sweat comiomg from places you didn't know you could sweat from mouth like an asbestos sheet, all I want is a mug of tea and a fry up.
It's around then, I begin to imagine David Attenborough narrating - 'and here we see the male of the species attempting to get the female to make breakfast...'

pragmatic1

Very horny at the start and then not so good. Stoned sex is way better.

Norwayviking

recylingbin wrote: »

Great or a chore?
I normally think it's great to start with it, but once I pass my usual 3 minutes without climaxing, it becomes a chore.

Best cure for a hangover a good ride in the morning;)

Arawn

awesome. Instant hangover cure, just spend the day ****ing and sleeping

grizzly

omg lollol wrote: »

last time was a chore:(

and I thought we had something special

AstridBean

recylingbin wrote: »

Great or a chore?
I normally think it's great to start with it, but once I pass my usual 3 minutes without climaxing, it becomes a chore.

For the boyfriend, great. For me, a chore.

My libido plummets when hungover, whilst he becomes like a person who has just injected himself with pocket fox serum. :pac:

I'm completely sick of alcohol, it's not worth drinking on so many levels, but the fact that it effects my libido so badly is the main reason for mostly excising it from my life. Weekends are when the most sex is supposed to occur but that's not going to happen if I'm hungover.

Snowie

recylingbin wrote: »

Great or a chore?
I normally think it's great to start with it, but once I pass my usual 3 minutes without climaxing, it becomes a chore.

any lades wanna help me test this theory gimmie a shout

On 1800 hows my riding

skipz

sarahbro wrote: »

One word
AWESOME!!!!!
Roll on tomorrow

huh, someones a randy mare

Killer Pigeon

I'd have a cup of tea first.

Swampy

I'd prefer a hungover BJ where I do nothing and the missus has to do all the work.

irelandspurs

I have to stop halfway through to be sick then get back on

gmac102

i do it but dont like it, usually ive had sex the night before and then slept and sweated in the bed, alcohol coming from my pores....... hangover sex is dirty and not in a good way!!! if i can shower before yes.... havin said that the last time i had a great time haha

stovelid

Look, I have sex.

mattjack

Well , I suppose if I'm in the local having a curer and the barmaid is on for it..nuthin like a roll in the bacon fries

JustAddWater

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

I'd have a cup of tea first.

I'll make the tea

You take off your bra

cruiser178

Just had some great hangover sex. The good thing about h/o sex is your a little care free about where you blow the load, like right now im watching herself cook the rashers while trying to rub the sting out of her eyes, haha cool.

Snowie

cruiser178 wrote: »

Just had some great hangover sex. The good thing about h/o sex is your a little less care free about where you blow the load, like right now im watching herself cook the rashers while trying to rub the sting out of her eyes, haha cool.

troll!

Melion

cruiser178 wrote: »

Just had some great hangover sex. The good thing about h/o sex is your a little less care free about where you blow the load, like right now im watching herself cook the rashers while trying to rub the sting out of her eyes, haha cool.

Cool story

cruiser178

Snowie wrote: »

troll!

wow thats the first time ive been called that on boards, GTFO with your stupid post. im just out of bed, saw this tread and posted exactly what was going on. explain to me how im a troll or STFU.

BBDBB

so hangover sex makes you irritable then :rolleyes::pac:

eilo1

cruiser178 wrote: »

Just had some great hangover sex. The good thing about h/o sex is your a little less care free about where you blow the load, like right now im watching herself cook the rashers while trying to rub the sting out of her eyes, haha cool.

If you are less carefree doesn't that make you more careful??? :eek:

Saila

cruiser178 wrote: »

wow thats the first time ive been called that on boards, GTFO with your stupid post. im just out of bed, saw this tread and posted exactly what was going on. explain to me how im a troll or STFU.

you are FAR too angry for a guy who just had sex..

Dudess

cruiser178 wrote: »

Snowie wrote: »

troll!

wow thats the first time ive been called that on boards, GTFO with your stupid post. im just out of bed, saw this tread and posted exactly what was going on. explain to me how im a troll or STFU.

Maybe not a troll but it's rather sad that you feel the need to tell the internet - including the bit at the end about her stinging eyes. You posted that fishing for some "You da maaaan!" comments presumably?
Take it you're not a frat boy though?

Snowie

Dudess wrote: »

Maybe not a troll but it's rather sad that you feel the need to tell the internet - including the bit at the end about her stinging eyes. You posted that fishing for some "You da maaaan!" comments presumably?
Take it you're not a frat boy though?

soeak for you self!

I thought it was rather humouruss but i didn't wanna give him thanks because i didn't wanna be seen agreeing with how well trained his gf is

cruiser178

eilo1 wrote: »

If you are less carefree doesn't that make you more careful??? :eek:

My head hurts

Saila wrote: »

you are FAR too angry for a guy who just had sex..

but it was good angry, hangover sex

cruiser178

Dudess wrote: »

Maybe not a troll but it's rather sad that you feel the need to tell the internet - including the bit at the end about her stinging eyes. You posted that fishing for some "You da maaaan!" comments presumably?
Take it you're not a frat boy though?

jesus christ its AH lighten the fcuk up.

44leto

recylingbin wrote: »

Great or a chore?
I normally think it's great to start with it, but once I pass my usual 3 minutes without climaxing, it becomes a chore.

**gasps** 3 minutes, I would have climaxed at least 3 times by then, are you some type of gigolo.

Impressed.

Teyla Emmagan

Best EVER!

Jaxxy

Hangover sex is the business! Clears your head and everything.

ElleEm

Bodhisopha wrote: »

I'm a soppy cúnt when hungover, so with one i love, it's pretty good.

My boyfriend is the exact same. He's so affectionate, touchy feely and horny when he's hungover. I suffer with terrible hangovers so all I'm fit for is lying on the sofa moaning til bedtime. Not a good mix after a night of drinking!

desertcircus

The only thing more ridiculous than hangover libido is when you pair it with a partner who has the opposite. I think something akin to this came up before in AH, and there wasn't even a gender split in the effect of a hangover on libido. Going purely by odds, there's a good chance there are couples out there who don't even particularly like drinking, but go out and get trashed on a Friday night to make Saturday morning even better.

Which I find simultaneously worrying and brilliant.

desertcircus

cruiser178 wrote: »

jesus christ its AH lighten the fcuk up.

If AH encompasses frat-boy humour, it DEFINITELY encompasses ridicule of purveyors of frat-boy humour.

Frynge

I am pretty sure I just died little bit after it. Still gasping

Dudess

Bad hangover: it's the last thing I'd want to do.
Mild hangover: yeah, can be great.

longshanks

Dudess wrote: »

Bad hangover: it's the last thing I'd want to do.
Mild hangover: yeah, can be great.

I'm mildly hungover right now, how about you?

wolf moon

recylingbin wrote: »

That's the feeling at the beginning, but after a few mins, energy sapped, sweat comiomg from places you didn't know you could sweat from mouth like an asbestos sheet, all I want is a mug of tea and a fry up.
It's around then, I begin to imagine David Attenborough narrating - 'and here we see the male of the species attempting to get the female to make breakfast...'

Oh man, you really made me laugh with that Dave Attenborough part :pac::pac::pac:

joseph brand

recylingbin wrote: »

That's the feeling at the beginning, but after a few mins, energy sapped, sweat comiomg from places you didn't know you could sweat from mouth like an asbestos sheet, all I want is a mug of tea and a fry up.
It's around then, I begin to imagine David Attenborough narrating - 'and here we see the male of the species attempting to get the female to make breakfast...'

I read that in the Attenborough voice damn you.

Also, you forget to mention the stink off two people who have dragged themselves round town half the night and breath reminiscent of the backside of a dog. Sometimes hangover sex can last ages if your beans don't wanna see the light of day/ inside of a muff. :eek:

smash

It's the best way to sweat out the alcohol. And it's always dirtier for some reason.

Killer Pigeon

JustAddWater wrote: »

I'll make the tea

You take off your bra

My bra?

No, no ... you're confused ... surely you mean my jockstrap.

SteelyDanJalapeno

irelandspurs wrote: »

I have to stop halfway through to be sick then get back on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xENNnpQeKcM

D1stant

TiltedBrain wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xENNnpQeKcM

In fairness she was a dog