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Seduce my wife

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  • #62
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    Does she come with pedals?

    Comes with anything


  • #63
    nlgbbbblth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Nice of the Fun Police to ban the OP :rolleyes:

    Harmless thread is harmless but now we'll never know the full extent of the proposal.

    yeah - f*ckin' killjoy MODZ.:rolleyes:


  • #64
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    is she into girls?


  • #65
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    The OP smells of a maygitchell post tbh!


  • #66
    D1stant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    I wouldnt give her a langer if I had a bag of 'em


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  • #67
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    irelandspurs wrote: »
    Does she take it up the bum?

    She usually does, yeh.


  • #68
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    **** her yourself you lazy bastard


  • #69
    30Min
    Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭30Min


    Beruthiel wrote: »
    I'm going to take a wild guess and say this is a troll.

    The wife ?


  • #70
    bazza1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,273 ✭✭✭bazza1


    Its not Yore Ma going to turn up, is it?


  • #71
    bbam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,408 ✭✭✭bbam


    Say by some remote chance this was genuine...

    Would OP not realise that this request is a huge slur on his ability to keep her happy... He's so good in the sack that she is constantly thinking of bedding another bloke...

    Definitely a TROLL, and thats just his missus :rolleyes:


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  • #72
    Paco Rodriguez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭Paco Rodriguez


    Why Mrs Brannagan, what hairly legs you have....oh what a haiiry back you have.......wait a minute!.....is that a wig??


  • #73
    eyesquirm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 131 ✭✭eyesquirm


    Why not post where she'll be, pics and all the AH crew will go round to the pub and
























    blast her with piss.


  • #74
    Arnold Layne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 978 ✭✭✭Arnold Layne


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    irelandspurs wrote: »
    Does she take it up the bum?

    She usually does, yeh.

    As we say, up the bum no harm done.

    Don't want hairs on minge or ass flossing my knob.


  • #75
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Saila wrote: »
    Ive seen her before, I wouldnt ride her into battle..


    Ah come on.

    she may be no show pony, but I'd ride her around the house.


  • #76
    WatchWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 545 ✭✭✭WatchWolf


    Welcome to After Hours...


  • #77
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Ahhh I am not invited to apply. :(


  • #78
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Me neither. But then it is the internet and as we are always sworn to tell the truth and be completly honest when flirting on the internet...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #79
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    ottostreet wrote: »
    If this is serious, why on Earth would anyone like the idea of their wife/girlfriend going off and shagging someone? I've never understood how there can be ANYTHING even remotely pleasant about knowing your woman is off getting rode.
    Theres four kinds of people as go for that - you have your
    • swingers - party people who have orgies and whatnot
    • hotwifers - men who use other men as a dildo for their wives
    • cuckolds - men who enjoy humiliation, working out some childhood trauma no doubt, and
    • cock swappers - like hotwifers except not married, may or may not go all the way
    all part of lifes wondrous tapestry I suppose. Its a lifestyle choice, I guess there are probably women out there who like their men to have their way with other women too.


  • #80
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    This thread reminds me of a film... Out Of Africa I believe it was called


  • #81
    audi a4 2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 306 ✭✭audi a4 2008


    oh send her on to me;)ill tickle her bellybutton from the inside:D


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  • #82
    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    It's photos. If you are thick enough to offer your missus on an internet forum, misspell common words and have your name as your username(not to mention that you are not one bit anonymous on here as most tech-savvy people can log your IP address and track you down in 20 seconds flat), you need to pop down to Tesco and buy a large bag of "Finest Pride". Even if you are just messing, no doubt your wife wants another man, because the one she has now is a geebag.:)


  • #83
    Benny_Cake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Benny_Cake


    Doc Ruby wrote: »
    ottostreet wrote: »
    If this is serious, why on Earth would anyone like the idea of their wife/girlfriend going off and shagging someone? I've never understood how there can be ANYTHING even remotely pleasant about knowing your woman is off getting rode.
    Theres four kinds of people as go for that - you have your
    • swingers - party people who have orgies and whatnot
    • hotwifers - men who use other men as a dildo for their wives
    • cuckolds - men who enjoy humiliation, working out some childhood trauma no doubt, and
    • cock swappers - like hotwifers except not married, may or may not go all the way
    all part of lifes wondrous tapestry I suppose. Its a lifestyle choice, I guess there are probably women out there who like their men to have their way with other women too.

    Very informative post - you are suspiciously well-informed.


  • #84
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    Benny_Cake wrote: »
    Very informative post - you are suspiciously well-informed.
    Are we using the same internet? *taps internet**is this thing on*


  • #85
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    So many assuming the OP is male.

    Methinks OP is desperate cougar stalking some fresh meat


  • #86
    okatied
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69 ✭✭okatied


    irelandspurs wrote: »
    swinger nation
    I prefer fabswingers


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