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Seduce my wife

  • 16-12-2011 1:22pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1


    Here is the deal guys.
    My wife has told me many times that she would love to have sex with another man. She has only ever been with me.
    So here is waht I want: young guy 24-30, tall, 6 foot min, broad, dark hair, to meet my wife in a dublin southside city pub. Flatter her and get talking to her, then take her away and **** her.
    I have no idea if she will do this and she will never know that I have set it up.
    This is a challange for you guys, she know nothing of it.
    She is 40, looks 30, and very good looking.
    So if any of you are up for the challange then get in touch.
    As I have said she knows nothing of this and never will.
    If you are up for it, I will supply fotos and locations of where she is when the time arrives.
    This is a very serious offer and again I stress, I dont even know if she will entertain you when you approach her and start to flirt with her.


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    too late ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh


    Can she make a decent sammich?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,226 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    She's 5'1" and 14 stone, isn't she?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    pictures first.....





































    or gtfo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    So here is waht I want: young guy 24-30, tall, 6 foot min, broad, dark hair,

    Finally, my time has come....

    *rubs hands with glee*

    No need to bring the chloroforum out tonight, Duggy!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Are you serious?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    yeah i can see this goin well! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    If by "seduce" you mean "abduct" I'm all over it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    a very serious offer by a one time poster in after hours? pull the other one.
    April fools isn't for a good while yet buddy.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 636 ✭✭✭big_show


    /googles GerryBrannagan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    How much are you paying?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Finally, my time has come....

    *rubs hands with glee*

    No need to bring the chloroforum out tonight, Duggy!!

    Let's hope his wife does too.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    I'm going to take a wild guess and say this is a troll.


    Site banned


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭up for anything


    So here is waht I want: young guy 24-30, tall, 6 foot min, broad, dark hair,

    Yeah but what would your wife like?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    IBTL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Galtee


    Is she Demi Moore?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    Let's hope his wife does too.

    As my motto goes:

    "If she doesn't cum, then money back guaranteed.....









    ...My money back, ya lesbian ya!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    oldyouth wrote: »
    IBTL

    Lock? This is gold!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    If this is serious, why on Earth would anyone like the idea of their wife/girlfriend going off and shagging someone? I've never understood how there can be ANYTHING even remotely pleasant about knowing your woman is off getting rode.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    oldyouth wrote: »
    IBTL

    Thank you for your valuable input


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    But she's so very very ugly!


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Beruthiel wrote: »
    I'm going to take a wild guess and say this is a troll.


    Site banned

    awh... We didn't get to play with the troll :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Kiely's, Donnybrook. Friday evening.

    Foxyboxer: Why hello there :cool: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal Mrs Branagan.

    How do you know my name?

    Aw nuts!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    How much are you paying???

    Damn you sept!!!!

    Ill do it for a packet of dry roasted and a can of coke

    but if shes any less then 18 stone the deals off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,260 ✭✭✭lau1247


    seems like a troll..

    if it is true, then it sounds like marriage in trouble when your missus tell you she want to shag another fella other than you

    West Dublin, ☀️ 7.83kWp ⚡5.66 kWp South West, ⚡2.18 kWp North East



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    sounds like someone wants to either see if his wife is faithful or already knows she is not and wants to catch her in the act.

    You'd be better off hiring a PI.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Has to be a troll....seriously who would want any of this lot going anywhere near them :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    ottostreet wrote: »
    If this is serious, why on Earth would anyone like the idea of their wife/girlfriend going off and shagging someone? I've never understood how there can be ANYTHING even remotely pleasant about knowing your woman is off getting rode.

    Sperm competition syndrome I believe. For some it's a turn on apparantly.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    Must........not...........feed.............the...........troll...........:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,287 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Just one at at time or could she take the whole mob of AH'ers at once?

    Gerry, Gerry Gerry....that's fucking crazy, she is testing you, say no loudly and stomp about a bit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Too fat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    Jaysus, I better start the van so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,972 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Nice of the Fun Police to ban the OP :rolleyes:

    Harmless thread is harmless but now we'll never know the full extent of the proposal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭Dublin Chick


    big_show wrote: »
    /googles GerryBrannagan

    Me too and I really hope that is not his real name:eek::eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,287 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Too fat.

    I bet she has an extra large and cavernous minge too, like a wizards sleeve


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭jonnyfingers


    Is the 6 foot minimum a deal breaker for your wife? I'm only 5'8 but I'm sure I could slip a few more inches in there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    If that's her in your facebook profile that I just found then I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭Shiner11


    Here is the deal guys.
    My wife has told me many times that she would love to have sex with another man. She has only ever been with me.
    So here is waht I want: young guy 24-30, tall, 6 foot min, broad, dark hair, to meet my wife in a dublin southside city pub. Flatter her and get talking to her, then take her away and **** her.
    I have no idea if she will do this and she will never know that I have set it up.
    This is a challange for you guys, she know nothing of it.
    She is 40, looks 30, and very good looking.
    So if any of you are up for the challange then get in touch.
    As I have said she knows nothing of this and never will.
    If you are up for it, I will supply fotos and locations of where she is when the time arrives.
    This is a very serious offer and again I stress, I dont even know if she will entertain you when you approach her and start to flirt with her.

    If you posts pics and she looks as good as you say, it'll end up that your wife will be in a gangbang instead of just one guy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    ottostreet wrote: »
    If this is serious, why on Earth would anyone like the idea of their wife/girlfriend going off and shagging someone? I've never understood how there can be ANYTHING even remotely pleasant about knowing your woman is off getting rode.

    A wife getting ploughed by some BBC(not the channel) while her husband watches seems to be a common theme on some sites.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭bicardi19


    smash wrote: »
    If that's her in your facebook profile that I just found then I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole.

    I have a mutual friend with the OP :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    Thank you for your valuable input
    No, really, It's me who should be thanking you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    Does she take it up the bum?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    If someone on here did shag her he'd probably pretend to be ok with it for a while but you just know he'd eventually try and burn down your house while your riding his wife upstairs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    swinger nation


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    You miss heard her OP, she would love you to have sex with another man, like she has been for years.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    I'll bet he wants to watch me lash his missus out of it...........DURTY!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    sounds like the OP wants an excuse to tell his kids once he divorces his wife.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,268 ✭✭✭mountainyman


    Spunge wrote: »
    A wife getting ploughed by some BBC(not the channel) while her husband watches seems to be a common theme on some sites.

    like boreds.ie?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    I'm 6 foot.




















    ahhhhhh, you mean Height



    /gets coat


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