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Seduce my wife

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  • #32
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Just one at at time or could she take the whole mob of AH'ers at once?

    Gerry, Gerry Gerry....that's fucking crazy, she is testing you, say no loudly and stomp about a bit.


  • #33
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Too fat.


  • #34
    Anyone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    Jaysus, I better start the van so.


  • #35
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Nice of the Fun Police to ban the OP :rolleyes:

    Harmless thread is harmless but now we'll never know the full extent of the proposal.


  • #36
    Dublin Chick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭Dublin Chick


    big_show wrote: »
    /googles GerryBrannagan

    Me too and I really hope that is not his real name:eek::eek:


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  • #37
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Too fat.

    I bet she has an extra large and cavernous minge too, like a wizards sleeve


  • #38
    jonnyfingers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭jonnyfingers


    Is the 6 foot minimum a deal breaker for your wife? I'm only 5'8 but I'm sure I could slip a few more inches in there.


  • #39
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    If that's her in your facebook profile that I just found then I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole.


  • #40
    Shiner11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭Shiner11


    GerryBrannagan wrote: »
    Here is the deal guys.
    My wife has told me many times that she would love to have sex with another man. She has only ever been with me.
    So here is waht I want: young guy 24-30, tall, 6 foot min, broad, dark hair, to meet my wife in a dublin southside city pub. Flatter her and get talking to her, then take her away and **** her.
    I have no idea if she will do this and she will never know that I have set it up.
    This is a challange for you guys, she know nothing of it.
    She is 40, looks 30, and very good looking.
    So if any of you are up for the challange then get in touch.
    As I have said she knows nothing of this and never will.
    If you are up for it, I will supply fotos and locations of where she is when the time arrives.
    This is a very serious offer and again I stress, I dont even know if she will entertain you when you approach her and start to flirt with her.

    If you posts pics and she looks as good as you say, it'll end up that your wife will be in a gangbang instead of just one guy.


  • #41
    Spunge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    ottostreet wrote: »
    If this is serious, why on Earth would anyone like the idea of their wife/girlfriend going off and shagging someone? I've never understood how there can be ANYTHING even remotely pleasant about knowing your woman is off getting rode.

    A wife getting ploughed by some BBC(not the channel) while her husband watches seems to be a common theme on some sites.


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  • #42
    bicardi19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭bicardi19


    smash wrote: »
    If that's her in your facebook profile that I just found then I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole.

    I have a mutual friend with the OP :eek:


  • #43
    oldyouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    Thank you for your valuable input
    No, really, It's me who should be thanking you


  • #44
    irelandspurs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    Does she take it up the bum?


  • #45
    Wattle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    If someone on here did shag her he'd probably pretend to be ok with it for a while but you just know he'd eventually try and burn down your house while your riding his wife upstairs.


  • #46
    irelandspurs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    swinger nation


  • #47
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    You miss heard her OP, she would love you to have sex with another man, like she has been for years.


  • #48
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    I'll bet he wants to watch me lash his missus out of it...........DURTY!


  • #49
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    sounds like the OP wants an excuse to tell his kids once he divorces his wife.


  • #50
    mountainyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,268 ✭✭✭mountainyman


    Spunge wrote: »
    A wife getting ploughed by some BBC(not the channel) while her husband watches seems to be a common theme on some sites.

    like boreds.ie?


  • #51
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    I'm 6 foot.




















    ahhhhhh, you mean Height



    /gets coat


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  • #52
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Wattle wrote: »
    If someone on here did shag her he'd probably pretend to be ok with it for a while but you just know he'd eventually try and burn down your house while your riding his wife upstairs.

    I think he is the wife.


  • #53
    ringadingding
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    GerryBrannagan wrote: »
    Here is the deal guys.
    She has only ever been with me. .

    yeah right, naive or wha......


  • #54
    harvester of sorrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    Morlar wrote: »
    I think he is the wife.


    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
    "would ya fcuk me?"
    "id fcuk me"!
    :eek:


  • #55
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    can i link my web cam to after hours see how my snow blower makes jackson pollock like paintings?

    except the canvas will be her face, Ill try to be as artistic about it as well :D


  • #56
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    up for anything wrote: »
    Yeah but what would your wife like?
    I've got what she wants right here.. *unzips pants*. .

    Unfortunately for her I'm 31 so she can't have it.


  • #57
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I've got what she wants right here.. *unzips pants*. .

    Unfortunately for her I'm 31 so she can't have it.

    number 31 in the queue ?


  • #58
    pdbhp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,041 ✭✭✭pdbhp


    GerryBrannagan wrote: »
    Here is the deal guys.
    My wife has told me many times that she would love to have sex with another man. She has only ever been with me.
    So here is waht I want: young guy 24-30, tall, 6 foot min, broad, dark hair, to meet my wife in a dublin southside city pub. Flatter her and get talking to her, then take her away and **** her.
    I have no idea if she will do this and she will never know that I have set it up.
    This is a challange for you guys, she know nothing of it.
    She is 40, looks 30, and very good looking.
    So if any of you are up for the challange then get in touch.
    As I have said she knows nothing of this and never will.
    If you are up for it, I will supply fotos and locations of where she is when the time arrives.
    This is a very serious offer and again I stress, I dont even know if she will entertain you when you approach her and start to flirt with her.

    Pics or GTFO....
    Blast her with píss....

    You get the jist..

    Actually come to think of it thats totally wrong. If my missus even suggested that to me I'd just get up and leave never to return, not that I'm a prude or anything now that I think of it I'm a sexual deviant:D


  • #59
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Ive seen her before, I wouldnt ride her into battle..


  • #60
    pdbhp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,041 ✭✭✭pdbhp


    Saila wrote: »
    Ive seen her before, I wouldnt ride her into battle..


    I'd say she's so ugly that she wouldn't get a kick in a stampede :pac:


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  • #61
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Does she come with pedals?


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