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Angela Merkel & Fashion

  • 16-12-2011 01:18PM
    #1
    aujopimur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭


    I'm no fashion guru, but does Angela Merkel get those awful clothes from a skip, I know she's a bit of a heifer, but she could at least make an effort to get a few jackets that would fit her.
    Perhaps a few fashion tips from that classy Christine Legarde would help.


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  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    LOL

    Random! :D


  • #3
    jc84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭jc84


    angela merkel and fashion, two words that really don't go together, she doesn't give a crap about fashion by the looks of it, or her hair or skin care - she's got bigger problems at the moment than caring what she looks like


  • #4
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    She was born and brought up in the former East Germany, where she had to wear a potato sack, so anything's high-fashioned after that.


  • #5
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    aujopimur wrote: »
    I'm no fashion guru, but does Angela Merkel get those awful clothes from a skip, I know she's a bit of a heifer, but she could at least make an effort to get a few jackets that would fit her.
    Perhaps a few fashion tips from that classy Christine Legarde would help.

    Have you made similar threads for all the badly dressed male politicians?


  • #6
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Aren't Germans renowned for bad fashion and their inability to take over the world?


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  • #7
    Latchy
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    She's obiously got her dress sense from watching Dr No .


  • #8
    RonMexico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Silvio Berlusconi called her "an unfuckable lardass."


    He's right.


  • #9
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    aujopimur wrote: »
    does Angela Merkel get those awful clothes from a skip

    The Jewish kids in her basement make them for her.


  • #10
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    smash wrote: »
    The Jewish kids in her basement make them for her.

    That's gas :p


  • #11
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    she gets them from her local charity shop...HELP the IRISH


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  • #12
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    aujopimur wrote: »
    I'm no fashion guru, but does Angela Merkel get those awful clothes from a skip, I know she's a bit of a heifer, but she could at least make an effort to get a few jackets that would fit her.
    Perhaps a few fashion tips from that classy Christine Legarde would help.

    Brilliant stuff I laughed hard, thanks OP.


  • #13
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Aren't Germans renowned for bad fashion and their inability to take over the world?

    At least they're now succeeding in that.


  • #14
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    She's attractive in a Margaret Thatcher kind of way.

    Power is sexy after all.


  • #15
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I'd smash it.


  • #16
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    She's attractive in a Margaret Thatcher kind of way.

    Not in the slightest, then.


  • #17
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Bet she's got a stankbox.


  • #18
    Biggins
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    stovelid wrote: »
    I'd smash it.

    :eek:


  • #19
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Angela Murkel is our taoisach so watch yer mouths


  • #20
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    stovelid wrote: »
    I'd smash it.

    Battle of The Bulge 2.


  • #21
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    stovelid wrote: »
    I'd smash it.
    With a rock?


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  • #22
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Lot of lovin' in it.


  • #23
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    He's needs a bit of Gok Wan.


  • #24
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    stovelid wrote: »
    Lot of lovin' in it.
    She's full of fannies alright.


  • #25
    Haelium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Haelium


    As much as I hate feminists, they sort of have a point when an extremely intelligent female politician is discussed only for her appearance.

    And of course, I'm sure you are all handsome people with amazing fashion sense.


  • #26
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Haelium wrote: »
    I'm sure you are all handsome people with amazing fashion sense.

    Thanks, I needed a bit of a confidence boost.


  • #27
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I'd say she's pure filth in the sack.

    Loves a good aul fist up her sloppy box while being rimmed.....


    I think I'll get sick now :(


  • #28
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    stovelid wrote: »
    I'd smash it.

    Redknapp would smash it


  • #29
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    You'd find Stovelid hanging off the back of it any night of the week.


  • #30
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    You'd find Stovelid hanging off the back of it any night of the week.

    Bate into it like a coat of paint.


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  • #31
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Haelium wrote: »
    As much as I hate feminists, they sort of have a point when an extremely intelligent female politician is discussed only for her appearance.

    It would be a valid point if a serious discussion about her was derailed by such comments but it was a joke thread to begin with.


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