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Angela Merkel & Fashion

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  • 16-12-2011 1:18pm
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    aujopimur
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    I'm no fashion guru, but does Angela Merkel get those awful clothes from a skip, I know she's a bit of a heifer, but she could at least make an effort to get a few jackets that would fit her.
    Perhaps a few fashion tips from that classy Christine Legarde would help.


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    Biggins
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    LOL

    Random! :D


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    jc84
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    angela merkel and fashion, two words that really don't go together, she doesn't give a crap about fashion by the looks of it, or her hair or skin care - she's got bigger problems at the moment than caring what she looks like


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    ejmaztec
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    She was born and brought up in the former East Germany, where she had to wear a potato sack, so anything's high-fashioned after that.


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    IvyTheTerrible
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    aujopimur wrote: »
    I'm no fashion guru, but does Angela Merkel get those awful clothes from a skip, I know she's a bit of a heifer, but she could at least make an effort to get a few jackets that would fit her.
    Perhaps a few fashion tips from that classy Christine Legarde would help.

    Have you made similar threads for all the badly dressed male politicians?


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    Oranage2
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    Aren't Germans renowned for bad fashion and their inability to take over the world?


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    Latchy
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    She's obiously got her dress sense from watching Dr No .


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    RonMexico
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    Silvio Berlusconi called her "an unfuckable lardass."


    He's right.


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    smash
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    aujopimur wrote: »
    does Angela Merkel get those awful clothes from a skip

    The Jewish kids in her basement make them for her.


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    jester77
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    smash wrote: »
    The Jewish kids in her basement make them for her.

    That's gas :p


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    fryup
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    she gets them from her local charity shop...HELP the IRISH


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    mackg
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    aujopimur wrote: »
    I'm no fashion guru, but does Angela Merkel get those awful clothes from a skip, I know she's a bit of a heifer, but she could at least make an effort to get a few jackets that would fit her.
    Perhaps a few fashion tips from that classy Christine Legarde would help.

    Brilliant stuff I laughed hard, thanks OP.


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    ejmaztec
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    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Aren't Germans renowned for bad fashion and their inability to take over the world?

    At least they're now succeeding in that.


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    foxyboxer
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    She's attractive in a Margaret Thatcher kind of way.

    Power is sexy after all.


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    stovelid
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    I'd smash it.


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    TwoShedsJackson
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    foxyboxer wrote: »
    She's attractive in a Margaret Thatcher kind of way.

    Not in the slightest, then.


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    Deus Ex Machina
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    Bet she's got a stankbox.


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    Biggins
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    stovelid wrote: »
    I'd smash it.

    :eek:


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    Stiffler2
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    Angela Murkel is our taoisach so watch yer mouths


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    ejmaztec
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    stovelid wrote: »
    I'd smash it.

    Battle of The Bulge 2.


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    smash
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    stovelid wrote: »
    I'd smash it.
    With a rock?


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    stovelid
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    Lot of lovin' in it.


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    Killer Pigeon
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    He's needs a bit of Gok Wan.


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    smash
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    stovelid wrote: »
    Lot of lovin' in it.
    She's full of fannies alright.


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    Haelium
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    As much as I hate feminists, they sort of have a point when an extremely intelligent female politician is discussed only for her appearance.

    And of course, I'm sure you are all handsome people with amazing fashion sense.


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    smash
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    Haelium wrote: »
    I'm sure you are all handsome people with amazing fashion sense.

    Thanks, I needed a bit of a confidence boost.


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    Duggy747
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    I'd say she's pure filth in the sack.

    Loves a good aul fist up her sloppy box while being rimmed.....


    I think I'll get sick now :(


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    Brain Stroking
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    stovelid wrote: »
    I'd smash it.

    Redknapp would smash it


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    Jesus Wept
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    You'd find Stovelid hanging off the back of it any night of the week.


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    stovelid
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    The-Rigger wrote: »
    You'd find Stovelid hanging off the back of it any night of the week.

    Bate into it like a coat of paint.


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    stovelid
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    Haelium wrote: »
    As much as I hate feminists, they sort of have a point when an extremely intelligent female politician is discussed only for her appearance.

    It would be a valid point if a serious discussion about her was derailed by such comments but it was a joke thread to begin with.


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