Angela Merkel & Fashion

aujopimur

I'm no fashion guru, but does Angela Merkel get those awful clothes from a skip, I know she's a bit of a heifer, but she could at least make an effort to get a few jackets that would fit her.
Perhaps a few fashion tips from that classy Christine Legarde would help.

Biggins

LOL

Random!

jc84

angela merkel and fashion, two words that really don't go together, she doesn't give a crap about fashion by the looks of it, or her hair or skin care - she's got bigger problems at the moment than caring what she looks like

ejmaztec

She was born and brought up in the former East Germany, where she had to wear a potato sack, so anything's high-fashioned after that.

IvyTheTerrible

aujopimur wrote: »

I'm no fashion guru, but does Angela Merkel get those awful clothes from a skip, I know she's a bit of a heifer, but she could at least make an effort to get a few jackets that would fit her.
Perhaps a few fashion tips from that classy Christine Legarde would help.

Have you made similar threads for all the badly dressed male politicians?

Oranage2

Aren't Germans renowned for bad fashion and their inability to take over the world?

Latchy

She's obiously got her dress sense from watching Dr No .

RonMexico

Silvio Berlusconi called her "an unfuckable lardass."


He's right.

smash

aujopimur wrote: »

does Angela Merkel get those awful clothes from a skip

The Jewish kids in her basement make them for her.

jester77

smash wrote: »

The Jewish kids in her basement make them for her.

That's gas

fryup

she gets them from her local charity shop...HELP the IRISH

mackg

aujopimur wrote: »

I'm no fashion guru, but does Angela Merkel get those awful clothes from a skip, I know she's a bit of a heifer, but she could at least make an effort to get a few jackets that would fit her.
Perhaps a few fashion tips from that classy Christine Legarde would help.

Brilliant stuff I laughed hard, thanks OP.

ejmaztec

Oranage2 wrote: »

Aren't Germans renowned for bad fashion and their inability to take over the world?

At least they're now succeeding in that.

foxyboxer

She's attractive in a Margaret Thatcher kind of way.

Power is sexy after all.

stovelid

I'd smash it.

TwoShedsJackson

foxyboxer wrote: »

She's attractive in a Margaret Thatcher kind of way.

Not in the slightest, then.

Deus Ex Machina

Bet she's got a stankbox.

Biggins

stovelid wrote: »

I'd smash it.

:eek:

Stiffler2

Angela Murkel is our taoisach so watch yer mouths

ejmaztec

stovelid wrote: »

I'd smash it.

Battle of The Bulge 2.

smash

stovelid wrote: »

I'd smash it.

With a rock?

stovelid

Lot of lovin' in it.

Killer Pigeon

He's needs a bit of Gok Wan.

smash

stovelid wrote: »

Lot of lovin' in it.

She's full of fannies alright.

Haelium

As much as I hate feminists, they sort of have a point when an extremely intelligent female politician is discussed only for her appearance.

And of course, I'm sure you are all handsome people with amazing fashion sense.

smash

Haelium wrote: »

I'm sure you are all handsome people with amazing fashion sense.

Thanks, I needed a bit of a confidence boost.

Duggy747

I'd say she's pure filth in the sack.

Loves a good aul fist up her sloppy box while being rimmed.....


I think I'll get sick now

Brain Stroking

stovelid wrote: »

I'd smash it.

Redknapp would smash it

Jesus Wept

You'd find Stovelid hanging off the back of it any night of the week.

stovelid

The-Rigger wrote: »

You'd find Stovelid hanging off the back of it any night of the week.

Bate into it like a coat of paint.

stovelid

Haelium wrote: »

As much as I hate feminists, they sort of have a point when an extremely intelligent female politician is discussed only for her appearance.

It would be a valid point if a serious discussion about her was derailed by such comments but it was a joke thread to begin with.

efb

Merkal and Cowen - not invited to burlesconi's bunga bunga parties! Ever!

Eurovisionmad

Ahhh she's like a big lovely teddy bear really!

Also Joes Higgins wins the award for worst dressed leader in the Dáil, (although he's not technically a leader as the Socialists run under 'collective leadership') and Jerry Adams the best I think, those scarves and jumpers go well!

later12

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Have you made similar threads for all the badly dressed male politicians?

Who says it's anything to do with her being a woman?

Remember Bertie's yellow suit?

grenache

Funny, i was going to start a similar thread to the OP. Merkel does indeed look awful, those shirts she wears are like something from the 90s. And that crop top on her head is unforgivable.

lucylu

Mary Harney Hand-me-downs

cml387

nice rack:http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2008/Apr/Week3/1670135.jpg

grenache

Haelium wrote: »

And of course, I'm sure you are all handsome people with amazing fashion sense.

You're missing the point. None of us are one of the most high profile politicians in the world today. Merkel is, and could put a little effort into how she dresses. My grand mother has more style! Throwing a few quid towards a fashion adviser is a must for Frau Merkel.

Ellis Dee

I never thought I'd see "Angela Merkel" and "fashion" in the same sentence.:rolleyes::rolleyes:

But she's definitely one of those women* who would look better in a burka.:)

* Zwitter?

Ellis Dee

efb wrote: »

Merkal and Cowen - not invited to burlesconi's bunga bunga parties! Ever!

Well, Silvio did call Merkel an "unfuckable lardarse".:eek: As for Biffo ---;););)

SEPT 23 1989

She does look like Adolf around the eyes though

Haelium

grenache wrote: »

You're missing the point. None of us are one of the most high profile politicians in the world today. Merkel is, and could put a little effort into how she dresses. My grand mother has more style! Throwing a few quid towards a fashion adviser is a must for Frau Merkel.

So you want her to actually waste time picking out dresses instead of thinking of ways to save the Euro?

Jesus Wept

cml387 wrote: »

nice rack:http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2008/Apr/Week3/1670135.jpg

Credit where it's due.

Batsy

This is how the Greeks, many of whom still remember when the Germans occupied their country, think that Merkel dresses. This is a recent Greek poster:

Jesus Wept

Stay classy Greece.

Ellis Dee

Batsy wrote: »

This is how the Greeks, many of whom still remember when the Germans occupied their country, think that Merkel dresses. This is a recent Greek poster:

Just a pity the picture isn't as recent as the poster.:rolleyes::rolleyes:

later12

Haelium wrote: »

So you want her to actually waste time picking out dresses instead of thinking of ways to save the Euro?

The way to save the Euro is clear.

This is one of the few crises where the solution was always clear from the outset.

I get the feeling that Merkel is picking out dresses when she ought, in fact,to be lobbying for Eurobonds and some monetization of debt as the de facto head of the Eurozone's political wing. There is no other way out of the crisis.

mattjack

later10 wrote: »

The way to save the Euro is clear.

This is one of the few crises where the solution was always clear from the outset.

I get the feeling that Merkel is picking out dresses when she ought, in fact,to be lobbying for Eurobonds and some monetization of debt as the de facto head of the Eurozone's political wing. There is no other way out of the crisis.

The wha ?

veryangryman

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

She does look like Adolf around the eyes though

And the moustache... :eek:

ladylikeschool

Very Exciting!

Dotrel

Her fashion sense is bad but I reckon she should try get that superglue off her fingers first.
http://www.experto.de/fileadmin/imperia/md/images/vnrde/themenportalpersoenlichkeitsentwicklung/merkel_gro_.jpg