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How to get a girl??

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  • #92
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    KeithAFC wrote: »
    Be nice, dress nice, take her out, get to know her and so on.

    Pfft. You Protestants are weird. :cool:


  • #93
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    It's Christmas time so go out wearing nothing but tinsel, it'll catch all the wimmin's eyes and then ask one to decorate your lower branch.


  • #94
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Save up a good lot of money and take a holiday in the appropriately named city of Bangkok.;););)


  • #95
    irelandspurs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    Hit one over the back of the head


  • #96
    patwicklow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    Show her your bank account you could be elephant man and still pull if your bank account is full.


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  • #97
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Generally acting like a cúnt seems to do the trick.


  • #98
    Satts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Satts


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zOuxdRMJME


  • #99
    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,911 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Give her a "love tap". I heard it worked wonders in fifties.


  • #100
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    closeline wrote: »
    Not really on about relationships..Just about getting a girl on a night out in a club etc..
    You mean ...Like you do/ don't wanna make out with her ?


  • #101
    Dublin Chick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭Dublin Chick


    closeline wrote: »
    Not really on about relationships..Just about getting a girl on a night out in a club etc..

    This thread should have been called How to get a Ride


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  • #102
    Galtee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Galtee


    Get one of your friends to crouch behind her in a pub and then push her over and then fall on top of her. If she doesn't scream and she's still conscious then you're onto a winner. ;)


  • #103
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    PM Gerry Brannagan

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056485846


  • #104
    mountainyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,268 ✭✭✭mountainyman


    Set up a fashion modelling event at your school or college and be the main man in it.
    dress well.
    be neat and clean.


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