Lie to me (Fake facts)

Standard Toaster · 12-12-2011 01:58AM #1

Lets hear you semi-plausable but irrevelant factoids.....inspired by Dave Letterman

By law all globes in Austrailia are displayed upside down.

It's impossible to sneeze with your hands behind your back.

90% of all snails are left handed.

Sonics2k · 12-12-2011 02:00AM

After Hours is the pinnacle of the finest, most logical and balanced debate known to mankind.

Aoifey! · 12-12-2011 02:00AM

56% of statistics are made up on the spot.

drunkmonkey · 12-12-2011 02:02AM

Enda Kenny is a man of his word!

pragmatic1 · 12-12-2011 02:02AM

Lies make the baby Jesus cry. You monster.

theneed2rock · 12-12-2011 02:02AM

if your hand is bigger then your face you're gay

Sofaspud · 12-12-2011 02:03AM

There's a region in South Africa where the main language is Klingon.

MrJoeSoap · 12-12-2011 02:03AM

One in ten people are gay.

fergiesfolly · 12-12-2011 02:06AM

All Christmas trees are fake. Even the real ones.

flutterflye · 12-12-2011 02:08AM

There is a god.

Micko23 · 12-12-2011 02:09AM

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself

starlit · 12-12-2011 02:09AM

Santa, elves, fairies, Jesus and God exist!

Custardpi · 12-12-2011 02:10AM

Due to a slight difference in chemical composition between it & other beers Guinness is technically not an alcoholic drink. As such it is (again technically) not covered under anti drink driving legislation so drivers can enjoy the black stuff to their heart's content before getting behind the wheel.

Killer Pigeon · 12-12-2011 02:10AM

When you each egg yolks, you're actually eating a dead fetus.

Mr Trade In · 12-12-2011 02:10AM

Coke and Pepsi are the same thing.

number10a · 12-12-2011 02:11AM

Weasels have pockets on their stomachs to store food in for later.

Deus Ex Machina · 12-12-2011 02:11AM

The hemisphere you're in dictates the direction water swirls when you flush the toilet.

AlmightyCushion · 12-12-2011 02:13AM

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

One in ten people are gay.

I imagine the person they are in is also gay.

flutterflye · 12-12-2011 02:13AM

Male kangaroos can jump higher than an average 2 storey house.

Your thumb and your big toe are always the same length.

If you are right-handed, your hat will tilt to the right naturally, and visa versa.

bonzodog2 · 12-12-2011 02:15AM

29% of hippopotamuses/amii are short sighted

Eva Braun was one of the Lizard People

In the US State of Maryland it is unlawful to eat cookies on Tuesdays.

lecker Hendl · 12-12-2011 02:16AM

Great thread!

starlit · 12-12-2011 02:16AM

There is no escape on your keyboard!

policarp · 12-12-2011 02:19AM

The cheque is in the post. . .

Where To · 12-12-2011 02:24AM

Women like nice guys.

policarp · 12-12-2011 02:28AM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

When you each egg yolks, you're actually eating a dead fetus.

Killer Pigeon. . .

face1990 · 12-12-2011 02:29AM

In Judo there is a move where in which the recipient of the blow reaches instant orgasm, leaving them wide open to attack.

Bill Cosby was the world's first black man.

Jeremy irons.

Snowie · 12-12-2011 02:31AM

Dogs can't look up

admiralofthefleet · 12-12-2011 02:33AM

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

WoollyRedHat · 12-12-2011 02:37AM

People who stay up past midnight are 25% more likely to die younger than those who stay up before midnight.

In some parts of Donegal, if you don't address the local gardai with a top of the morning greeting, you can be arrested and detained under debauchery.

If I don't get off the internet and start studying for my exam now, I'm royally ****ed.

Oh wait that last one is true

maybe they're all true

TeddyTedson · 12-12-2011 02:42AM

going forward

Faith+1 · 12-12-2011 02:42AM

The only biscuit that can fly is a Plane biscuit

Lie to me (Fake facts)

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