Lie to me (Fake facts)

Standard Toaster

Lets hear you semi-plausable but irrevelant factoids.....inspired by Dave Letterman


By law all globes in Austrailia are displayed upside down.

It's impossible to sneeze with your hands behind your back.

90% of all snails are left handed.

Sonics2k

After Hours is the pinnacle of the finest, most logical and balanced debate known to mankind.

Aoifey!

56% of statistics are made up on the spot.

drunkmonkey

Enda Kenny is a man of his word!

pragmatic1

Lies make the baby Jesus cry. You monster.

theneed2rock

if your hand is bigger then your face you're gay

Sofaspud

There's a region in South Africa where the main language is Klingon.

MrJoeSoap

One in ten people are gay.

fergiesfolly

All Christmas trees are fake. Even the real ones.

flutterflye

There is a god.

Micko23

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself

starlit

Santa, elves, fairies, Jesus and God exist!

Custardpi

Due to a slight difference in chemical composition between it & other beers Guinness is technically not an alcoholic drink. As such it is (again technically) not covered under anti drink driving legislation so drivers can enjoy the black stuff to their heart's content before getting behind the wheel.

Killer Pigeon

When you each egg yolks, you're actually eating a dead fetus.

Mr Trade In

Coke and Pepsi are the same thing.

number10a

Weasels have pockets on their stomachs to store food in for later.

Deus Ex Machina

The hemisphere you're in dictates the direction water swirls when you flush the toilet.

AlmightyCushion

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

One in ten people are gay.

I imagine the person they are in is also gay.

flutterflye

Male kangaroos can jump higher than an average 2 storey house.

Your thumb and your big toe are always the same length.

If you are right-handed, your hat will tilt to the right naturally, and visa versa.

bonzodog2

29% of hippopotamuses/amii are short sighted

Eva Braun was one of the Lizard People

In the US State of Maryland it is unlawful to eat cookies on Tuesdays.

lecker Hendl

Great thread!

starlit

There is no escape on your keyboard!

policarp

The cheque is in the post. . .

Where To

Women like nice guys.

policarp

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

When you each egg yolks, you're actually eating a dead fetus.

Killer Pigeon. . .

face1990

In Judo there is a move where in which the recipient of the blow reaches instant orgasm, leaving them wide open to attack.

Bill Cosby was the world's first black man.

Jeremy irons.

Snowie

Dogs can't look up

admiralofthefleet

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

WoollyRedHat

People who stay up past midnight are 25% more likely to die younger than those who stay up before midnight.

In some parts of Donegal, if you don't address the local gardai with a top of the morning greeting, you can be arrested and detained under debauchery.

If I don't get off the internet and start studying for my exam now, I'm royally ****ed.

Oh wait that last one is true

maybe they're all true

TeddyTedson

going forward

Faith+1

The only biscuit that can fly is a Plane biscuit

Standard Toaster

A Toblerone can only be bought in airport duty frees.

The famed Olympic 'five rings' symbol is actually 6 rings, but one is always the same colour as the background. This represents the 'invisible' challenge of unforeseeable elements that can arise in any sporting competition.

DeVore

Napoleon was short.

Mussilini made the trains run on time.

Albert Einstein failed Maths.

JFK's "Ich bin ein Berliner" means something like "I am a <insert anything but person-from-berlin"

Sushi means "raw fish".

Goldfish memory is only a few seconds.

Edison invented the lightbulb.



All of the above are lies.

DeV.

Aodan83

DeVore wrote: »

Napoleon was short.

other "facts"...

All of the above are lies.

DeV.

DeVore only posted this once and DIDN'T remove a repost of his own post.

WoollyRedHat

The cake is a lie

Lilt reduces your sperm count and makes your penis smaller as well for good measure

Snowie

you can go blind form masturbation

Lapin

The Phonex Park is the biggest urban park in Europe.

The rain in Spain falls mostly on the plains.

paddy kerins

Santa isn't real

jakobgallagher

Aoifey! wrote: »

56% of statistics are made up on the spot.

82.4 percent of people believe them whether they're accurate statistics or not

policarp

No such thing as rape.
A woman can run faster with her skirt up
than a man can with his trousers down. . .

policarp

Snowie wrote: »

you can go blind form masturbation

I can't see your point. . .

Jordan 199

Innie bellybuttons gather no fluff.

The King of Moo

Jedward are the children of Mondo from Fair City.

All of the Planeteers in the popular cartoon Captain Planet were voiced by veteran character actor Eli Wallach.

The French words for "assistance" and "indifferent shrug" are the same.

This sentence is a lie.

The actor Jeff Goldblum owns one of the finest collections of miniature windmills in the world.

Rivers and lakes are the same thing.

Standard Toaster

Enda Kenny has seen the movie American Psycho 54 times.

Mel Gibson is in fact not a racist.

In 68% of suicide notes, the writer incorrectly spells the word ‘suicide’.

The foreskin of an Iberian Lynx holds a nutritional value comparable to that of a bag of chicken balls.

Thoms Yorkie Bars

Luis Suarez is guilty of all charges presented

ibarelycare

Size doesn't matter

policarp

ibarelycare wrote: »

Size doesn't matter

You Barely Care. . .:)

ibarelycare

policarp wrote: »

You Barely Care. . .:)

That's a lie though. I actually do.

harry Bailey esq

in turkey,it is perfectly legal to stab a man in the buttocks

Saila

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

and 8 out of 10 cats like channel 4