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Lie to me (Fake facts)

  • 12-12-2011 1:58am
    Registered Users Posts: 10,261 ✭✭✭✭

    Lets hear you semi-plausable but irrevelant factoids.....inspired by Dave Letterman

    By law all globes in Austrailia are displayed upside down.

    It's impossible to sneeze with your hands behind your back.

    90% of all snails are left handed.



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,248 ✭✭✭Sonics2k

    After Hours is the pinnacle of the finest, most logical and balanced debate known to mankind.

  • Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!

    56% of statistics are made up on the spot.

  • Registered Users Posts: 28,184 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey

    Enda Kenny is a man of his word!

  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1

    Lies make the baby Jesus cry. You monster.

  • Registered Users Posts: 42 theneed2rock

    if your hand is bigger then your face you're gay

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud

    There's a region in South Africa where the main language is Klingon.

  • Registered Users Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap

    One in ten people are gay.

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,367 ✭✭✭fergiesfolly

    All Christmas trees are fake. Even the real ones.

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye

    There is a god.

  • Registered Users Posts: 149 ✭✭Micko23

    Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself

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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit

    Santa, elves, fairies, Jesus and God exist!

  • Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi

    Due to a slight difference in chemical composition between it & other beers Guinness is technically not an alcoholic drink. As such it is (again technically) not covered under anti drink driving legislation so drivers can enjoy the black stuff to their heart's content before getting behind the wheel.

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon

    When you each egg yolks, you're actually eating a dead fetus.

  • Registered Users Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Mr Trade In

    Coke and Pepsi are the same thing.

  • Registered Users Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭number10a

    Weasels have pockets on their stomachs to store food in for later.

  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina

    The hemisphere you're in dictates the direction water swirls when you flush the toilet.

  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion

    MrJoeSoap wrote: »
    One in ten people are gay.

    I imagine the person they are in is also gay.

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye

    Male kangaroos can jump higher than an average 2 storey house.

    Your thumb and your big toe are always the same length.

    If you are right-handed, your hat will tilt to the right naturally, and visa versa.

  • Registered Users Posts: 6,218 ✭✭✭bonzodog2

    29% of hippopotamuses/amii are short sighted

    Eva Braun was one of the Lizard People

    In the US State of Maryland it is unlawful to eat cookies on Tuesdays.

  • Registered Users Posts: 409 ✭✭lecker Hendl

    Great thread!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit

    There is no escape on your keyboard!

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭policarp

    The cheque is in the post. . .

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To

    Women like nice guys.

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭policarp

    When you each egg yolks, you're actually eating a dead fetus.
    Killer Pigeon. . .

  • Registered Users Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭face1990

    In Judo there is a move where in which the recipient of the blow reaches instant orgasm, leaving them wide open to attack.

    Bill Cosby was the world's first black man.

    Jeremy irons.

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie

    Dogs can't look up ;)

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet

    9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

  • Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat

    People who stay up past midnight are 25% more likely to die younger than those who stay up before midnight.

    In some parts of Donegal, if you don't address the local gardai with a top of the morning greeting, you can be arrested and detained under debauchery.

    If I don't get off the internet and start studying for my exam now, I'm royally ****ed.

    Oh wait that last one is true :(

    maybe they're all true

  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson

    going forward

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1

    The only biscuit that can fly is a Plane biscuit