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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    By abused Honda just means she sits in her domantrix outfit while typing posts of a sexual nature about your small manhood.

    How do you know how small his manhood is? size does not matter, it's how you use it that counts. ask sarky, he gets by, just.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Fastest thread In The Nest and wheres our resident cuddly type toy????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Teddy is exhausted from all the threads in AH. Hi is like a child at christmas when santa comes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    OK nice to see someone around here willing to accept there wrong doings TY (if you have a problem with an itch I can get it sorted)


    Mwahhhhhahahaha

    Sam? Whatcha think??? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Fastest thread In The Nest and wheres our resident cuddly type toy????

    here!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    By abused Honda just means she sits in her domantrix outfit while typing posts of a sexual nature about your small manhood.

    Ok I will accept what you say, but she needs to pretend and just hand over the money, (like im well big if you conpare me to stuff)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,098 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Big Freddy Pie and Aquarium Head was there too yib yib yibble :pac:

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Mwahhhhhahahaha

    Sam? Whatcha think??? :D

    I am never wrong, what is the op talking about?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    stuff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    hondasam wrote: »
    I am never wrong, what is the op talking about?

    OK I will scroll up to see, its why you sent me here, to find the 1 thing I lost, only to understand (realise) why I lost it,

    I like the red 1s.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    OK I will scroll up to see, its why you sent me here, to find the 1 thing I lost, only to understand (realise) why I lost it,

    I like the red 1s.

    I did not send you here, never seen you before. you on drugs of something?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    hondasam wrote: »
    I did not send you here, never seen you before. you on drugs of something?


    It was the prayers....yes sireeeee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    hondasam wrote: »
    I did not send you here, never seen you before. you on drugs of something?

    But you did sir, and I am here now,will you not let me stay, to become part of the small but impotent (yes I am committed) community,

    drinks in yours the 24th, looking forward to it, mines a dram.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    But you did sir, and I am here now,will you not let me stay, to become part of the small but impotent (yes I am committed) community,

    drinks in yours the 24th, looking forward to it, mines a dram.

    Call me sir again and you are out on your fat ass.

    Chucken is praying for your soul.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    hondasam wrote: »
    Call me sir again and you are out on your fat ass.

    Chucken is praying for your soul.


    :D

    Play nice now kids


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    hondasam wrote: »
    Call me sir again and you are out on your fat ass.

    Chucken is praying for your soul.

    so you were looking sir, I just hope it was not in my wobble cycle, mind bending stuff I can do, but some times it just don't look right, I love you xxx


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    chucken1 wrote: »
    :D

    Play nice now kids

    I am trying :D
    so you were looking sir, I just hope it was not in my wobble cycle, mind bending stuff I can do, but some times it just don't look right, I love you xxx

    It's to soon for I love you xxx


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    hondasam wrote: »
    I am trying :D



    It's to soon for I love you xxx

    ok ill take the dog for a walk, FS I just took the lead, but hey im crisp catchy, I will save you do you float.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    ok ill take the dog for a walk, FS I just took the lead, but hey im crisp catchy, I will save you do you float.

    Am I missing something here???

    Are you missing something there???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Am I missing something here???

    Are you missing something there???

    If you feel you are missing something there is a big chance your left foot is smaller than your right, (but don't worry) to include yourself (not a word I like to use) spike your hair or spit snot out your nose while sucking it back into your mouth, you will be fine.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm not at all sure what's going on, but The Leader had to change his pants, and it's not even Wednesday.

    Welcome, OP. Don't mind hondasam, she has daddy issues.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    I thought it was beard issues????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky wrote: »

    Welcome, OP. Don't mind hondasam, she has daddy issues.

    I do not have daddy issues, you make me call you daddy.

    Shur up Chicken


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    hondasam wrote: »
    I do not have daddy issues, you make me call you daddy.

    Shur up Chicken


    Ok Skoda :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Ok Skoda :(

    Fine I take it back, I don't have a beard. yet. I have beard rash. does that count?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Where is it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    All over.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Thats it Smarky..she said its all over :(

    Ye were a lovely :(human centipede


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