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lamb to the daughter

  • 10-12-2011 11:59pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭


    is you guys going to fook me **** up, or will this thread be closed,

    is this the spot Boards.ie let you be real, unconvinced but confident, bald but you own 5 combs, tall but you still wear short pants (fudge)


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    We play nice here, some people do, I'm not one of those. What is you want to talk about?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    8044a49d.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    I need to know its safe, I wont get banned (or scowled even)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I play nice - Welcome and I believe lambs cannot have daughters as they're not of breeding age.

    Also you can try this forum - some nice people there :)

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=484


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    I play nice - Welcome and I believe lambs cannot have daughters as they're not of breeding age.

    Also you can try this forum - some nice people there :)

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=484


    :eek::eek::eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    I play nice - Welcome and I believe lambs cannot have daughters as they're not of breeding age.

    Also you can try this forum - some nice people there :)

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=484

    Lambs are an acronym used to disguise the fact they are foolish (yes me)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    ooohh, you mean L.A.M.B.S..!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    I play nice - Welcome and I believe lambs cannot have daughters as they're not of breeding age.

    Also you can try this forum - some nice people there :)

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=484

    that link took me to a load of threads, I ended up knocking my dog out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I need to know its safe, I wont get banned (or scowled even)


    Well that really depends on how drunk Sarky is - lets just hope too drunk to come to his computer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Squarewave wrote: »
    ooohh, you mean L.A.M.B.S..!


    No..no..no he/she means we're all getting pressies from Sarky claws :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Squarewave wrote: »
    ooohh, you mean L.A.M.B.S..!


    Why the fook wood people buy kebabs. Sorry Afed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    chucken1 wrote: »
    No..no..no he/she means we're all getting pressies from Sarky claws :)

    YAY! CANT W8 XMAS 2k11 BEST EVA <3 U SARKY 4EVS!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Why the fook wood people buy kebabs.

    Don't question the motives of the wood people..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Squarewave wrote: »
    YAY! CANT W8 XMAS 2k11 BEST EVA <3 U SARKY 4EVS!

    true if you got a 1.99 super smooth shower wash reduced to, just speak nice to me, oooooooo its free.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    true if you got a 1.99 super smooth shower wash reduced to, just speak nice to me, oooooooo its free.

    That's what all the girls say


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Why the fook wood people buy kebabs. Sorry Afed.

    Shouldnt you be 3ndahalfof4ndahalf? technically??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Squarewave wrote: »
    Don't question the motives of the wood people..

    I hate dem, once they spout buds, creating udder stuff, its winter kill dem I says, its cold lets get them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Well that really depends on how drunk Sarky is - lets just hope too drunk to come to his computer.

    Sarky does not get drunk, he just gets merry and happy and then cries.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I need to know its safe, I wont get banned (or scowled even)

    You will not get banned but you will get abused.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Shouldnt you be 3ndahalfof4ndahalf? technically??

    you bastard I just spilled a beautiful bottle of wine, why would you use the shock therapy


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    hondasam wrote: »
    You will not get banned but you will get abused.

    :( Aw nooooooooooo. Not that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    you bastard I just spilled a beautiful bottle of wine, why would you use the shock therapy

    Baxterdess to you!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    hondasam wrote: »
    You will not get banned but you will get abused.

    nothing changes, ok ill pay 3 hundid for the belt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    my cats name is mittens.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    my cats name is mittens.....

    Do you pay him a pittance?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    nothing changes, ok ill pay 3 hundid for the belt.

    By abused Honda just means she sits in her domantrix outfit while typing posts of a sexual nature about your small manhood.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    my cats name is mittens.....

    No pet....thats what you're wearing on your hands to keep warm :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    nothing changes, ok ill pay 3 hundid for the belt.

    what belt is that? will your pants fall down if we take your belt?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Squarewave wrote: »
    Do you pay him a pittance?

    my cats breath smells like cat food...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Baxterdess to you!!!!

    OK nice to see someone around here willing to accept there wrong doings TY (if you have a problem with an itch I can get it sorted)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    By abused Honda just means she sits in her domantrix outfit while typing posts of a sexual nature about your small manhood.

    How do you know how small his manhood is? size does not matter, it's how you use it that counts. ask sarky, he gets by, just.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Fastest thread In The Nest and wheres our resident cuddly type toy????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Teddy is exhausted from all the threads in AH. Hi is like a child at christmas when santa comes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    OK nice to see someone around here willing to accept there wrong doings TY (if you have a problem with an itch I can get it sorted)


    Mwahhhhhahahaha

    Sam? Whatcha think??? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Fastest thread In The Nest and wheres our resident cuddly type toy????

    here!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    By abused Honda just means she sits in her domantrix outfit while typing posts of a sexual nature about your small manhood.

    Ok I will accept what you say, but she needs to pretend and just hand over the money, (like im well big if you conpare me to stuff)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,733 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Big Freddy Pie and Aquarium Head was there too yib yib yibble :pac:

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Mwahhhhhahahaha

    Sam? Whatcha think??? :D

    I am never wrong, what is the op talking about?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    stuff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    hondasam wrote: »
    I am never wrong, what is the op talking about?

    OK I will scroll up to see, its why you sent me here, to find the 1 thing I lost, only to understand (realise) why I lost it,

    I like the red 1s.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    OK I will scroll up to see, its why you sent me here, to find the 1 thing I lost, only to understand (realise) why I lost it,

    I like the red 1s.

    I did not send you here, never seen you before. you on drugs of something?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    hondasam wrote: »
    I did not send you here, never seen you before. you on drugs of something?


    It was the prayers....yes sireeeee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    hondasam wrote: »
    I did not send you here, never seen you before. you on drugs of something?

    But you did sir, and I am here now,will you not let me stay, to become part of the small but impotent (yes I am committed) community,

    drinks in yours the 24th, looking forward to it, mines a dram.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    But you did sir, and I am here now,will you not let me stay, to become part of the small but impotent (yes I am committed) community,

    drinks in yours the 24th, looking forward to it, mines a dram.

    Call me sir again and you are out on your fat ass.

    Chucken is praying for your soul.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    hondasam wrote: »
    Call me sir again and you are out on your fat ass.

    Chucken is praying for your soul.


    :D

    Play nice now kids


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    hondasam wrote: »
    Call me sir again and you are out on your fat ass.

    Chucken is praying for your soul.

    so you were looking sir, I just hope it was not in my wobble cycle, mind bending stuff I can do, but some times it just don't look right, I love you xxx


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    chucken1 wrote: »
    :D

    Play nice now kids

    I am trying :D
    so you were looking sir, I just hope it was not in my wobble cycle, mind bending stuff I can do, but some times it just don't look right, I love you xxx

    It's to soon for I love you xxx


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    hondasam wrote: »
    I am trying :D



    It's to soon for I love you xxx

    ok ill take the dog for a walk, FS I just took the lead, but hey im crisp catchy, I will save you do you float.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    ok ill take the dog for a walk, FS I just took the lead, but hey im crisp catchy, I will save you do you float.

    Am I missing something here???

    Are you missing something there???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Am I missing something here???

    Are you missing something there???

    If you feel you are missing something there is a big chance your left foot is smaller than your right, (but don't worry) to include yourself (not a word I like to use) spike your hair or spit snot out your nose while sucking it back into your mouth, you will be fine.


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