Wake up talking

senorwipesalot · 11-12-2011 02:03AM #1

I woke myself up this morning saying "TWENTY"out loud.
Made no sense at all.

Does anyone else ever shout themselves awake.

El Guapo! · 11-12-2011 02:06AM

Yeah done it a few times.
I talk in my sleep a bit too. I've often gotten up and rambled around the gaf talking bollox while I'm asleep

Abi · 11-12-2011 02:07AM

Thats nattin'. Try waking up dead.

RichieC · 11-12-2011 02:08AM

I've woke up crying, I've woke up laughing, singing... em.. pretty sure pissing a few times too

Temptamperu · 11-12-2011 02:10AM

RichieC wrote: »

I've woke up crying, I've woke up laughing, singing... em.. pretty sure pissing a few times too

we spilled beer on you to make you think you pissed yourself :pac:

Posy · 11-12-2011 02:14AM

I've often awoke with a jump, but never shouted in my sleep. I don't sleep-talk either. I actually literally cannot speak for the first half hour/hour of being awake. "Ghuh" would be my most coherent.
The rest of the day I don't actually stop talking though, so maybe it's just my brain's way of bracing itself for the hours ahead.

Fromthetrees · 11-12-2011 02:15AM

Temptamperu wrote: »

we spilled beer on you to make you think you pissed yourself :pac:

Yeees, I've 'spilled beer' on myself loads of times while sleeping.

Latchy · 11-12-2011 02:20AM

I usually wake up ..fall out of bed ..drag a comb across my head .

I tend to talk and ramble more in my sleep but a good kick in the bollix nudge in the ribs sends me back to noddyland pretty quick .

Lucy8080 · 11-12-2011 02:32AM

see if it happens again in the next few days.

you should get a clearer understanding afterwards.

hindsight is always TWENTY TWENTY.

Chuck Stone · 11-12-2011 02:39AM

I woke up once and it was the day before I went to sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZbtAFq7dP8

Fbjm · 11-12-2011 02:39AM

I've slept with my eyes open, but I don't think I've ever shouted myself awake

TWENTY :pac:

ejmaztec · 11-12-2011 02:41AM

Posy wrote: »

I've often awoke with a jump, but never shouted in my sleep. I don't sleep-talk either. I actually literally cannot speak for the first half hour/hour of being awake. "Ghuh" would be my most coherent.
The rest of the day I don't actually stop talking though, so maybe it's just my brain's way of bracing itself for the hours ahead.

It makes the world go round.

cocoshovel · 11-12-2011 02:41AM

I always talk in my sleep. Can make for embarrasing situations at when staying at friends houses at times. Have done everything from sitting up and hitting myself saying "hey, stop hitting me!!" to screaming my head off. But its usually just silly sentences that make no sense. Normal stuff, I wouldnt worry about it.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 11-12-2011 02:43AM

I'm innocent I tell ya , You've got it all wrong, You've got it all wrong!!..

Ruire · 11-12-2011 02:45AM

Oh, I've done that.

Waking up, who yelled '****!'? Oh... wait... that was me.

Awkward, I can tell you.

hardCopy · 11-12-2011 02:46AM

I often wake up shouting and the like. I fell asleep on a plane a few days ago and woke with a jump, waving my arms in the air and making a loud noise as the air hostess passed my seat.

She found it quite amusing and made sure everyone around me heard what happened.

stupidusername · 11-12-2011 03:13AM

I woke myself up with my snoring earlier

I've also fallen asleep with my eyes open, a few times. weird when you wake up.

PseudoFamous · 11-12-2011 03:21AM

stupidusername wrote: »

I've also fallen asleep with my eyes open, a few times. weird when you wake up.

Happens to me on the bus everyday. Sat beside an attractive girl on the bus about a week ago, and she woke me up because she noticed I hadn't blinked in two minutes. Of course, I tried to thank her and explain my brain shuts off when I take the bus after a long day, but what came out of my mouth was more like "Dahrur dunf essashu" and some other gibberish. Worst of all, I was horifically aware of what I was saying, but could not stop. She probably thought I was on some seriously strong drugs.

Abi · 11-12-2011 04:22AM

I woke up and shouted 'seven' a few weeks ago apparently.

Pity I didn't stay asleep till I got the other five. Bollox :mad:

smodgley · 11-12-2011 05:59AM

i always wake my self up shouting

but how you you know you fall asleep with yr eyes open ??

emo72 · 11-12-2011 08:16AM

Abi wrote: »

I woke up and shouted 'seven' a few weeks ago apparently.

Pity I didn't stay asleep till I got the other five. Bollox :mad:

interesting. Seven is a prime number. Your mind is picking out primes.

Snowie · 11-12-2011 08:32AM

i just tell people to go fvck them selves when they wake me

my parents my brother my friends if I'm a sleep stay away i get angry like a wolf when I'm disturbed :mad:

A sexy wolf thowith my treat trail and a lll :pac:

zenno · 11-12-2011 08:37AM

senorwipesalot wrote: »

I woke myself up this morning saying "TWENTY"out loud.
Made no sense at all.
Does anyone else ever shout themselves awake.

I woke myself up a fare few times shouting fcukoff. it does be like someone is annoying me maybe in my dreams but i was told i shout it and wake other people up sometimes in the process. :pac:

ElleEm · 11-12-2011 08:55AM

My boyfriend talks in his sleep all the time. He's always shouting,or laughing. Only this morning i woke up to him saying 'this is the life' and i said 'what?' and he responded by saying 'two baguettes'. I get some buzz out of him!!

im invisible · 11-12-2011 09:01AM

Happened me a few times where i'd be dreaming that someone was calling me, i'd hop up and shout ' i'll be there in a minute', then look around and it'd be the middle of the night.

Happened a few times aswell that i was actually being called, but thought to myself 'feck, its happened again', and went back to sleep, was late for work a few times because of that...

watna · 11-12-2011 09:30AM

My OH woke me up one night by shouting "tiny tiny baby" in a really weird voice. I have no interest in knowing what he was dreaming about!

ElleEm · 11-12-2011 09:43AM

watna wrote: »

My OH woke me up one night by shouting "tiny tiny baby" in a really weird voice. I have no interest in knowing what he was dreaming about!

That is the creepiest thing I've read in a while :pac:

missvirgo · 11-12-2011 10:46AM

I cycled 3 miles to work asleep and worked for 4 hours, before waking up with a cheese sandwich in my mouth...

Hadn't a clue what was going on

watna · 11-12-2011 11:10AM

ElleEm wrote: »

That is the creepiest thing I've read in a while :pac:

I know, right?! It was very funny though

11-12-2011 11:11AM

I remember years ago I was in bed with an ex and we were both fast asleep. At some point during the night while she was still asleep she reaches over, grabs me and yells garbledly at me, before laying back down and snoring away. Scared the absolute sh1t out of me. When I told her about it in the morning, she had no memory of it at all.

Raminahobbin · 11-12-2011 12:13PM

I had a dream conversation once that was really vivid with my ex- he was telling me he was going to tie me up and keep me in the wardrobe as his slave. I remember getting so angry and frustrated at my impending imprisonment that my ex (who was innocently asleep beside me at the time) was woken up with a punch to the face, and a few minutes of me yelling at him before I realised it had been a dream!

Wake up talking

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