Wake up talking

senorwipesalot

I woke myself up this morning saying "TWENTY"out loud.
Made no sense at all.
Does anyone else ever shout themselves awake.

El Guapo!

Yeah done it a few times.
I talk in my sleep a bit too. I've often gotten up and rambled around the gaf talking bollox while I'm asleep

Abi

Thats nattin'. Try waking up dead.

RichieC

I've woke up crying, I've woke up laughing, singing... em.. pretty sure pissing a few times too

Temptamperu

RichieC wrote: »

I've woke up crying, I've woke up laughing, singing... em.. pretty sure pissing a few times too

we spilled beer on you to make you think you pissed yourself :pac:

Posy

I've often awoke with a jump, but never shouted in my sleep. I don't sleep-talk either. I actually literally cannot speak for the first half hour/hour of being awake. "Ghuh" would be my most coherent.
The rest of the day I don't actually stop talking though, so maybe it's just my brain's way of bracing itself for the hours ahead.

Fromthetrees

Temptamperu wrote: »

we spilled beer on you to make you think you pissed yourself :pac:

Yeees, I've 'spilled beer' on myself loads of times while sleeping.

Latchy

I usually wake up ..fall out of bed ..drag a comb across my head .

I tend to talk and ramble more in my sleep but a good kick in the bollix nudge in the ribs sends me back to noddyland pretty quick .

Lucy8080

see if it happens again in the next few days.

you should get a clearer understanding afterwards.

hindsight is always TWENTY TWENTY.

Chuck Stone

I woke up once and it was the day before I went to sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZbtAFq7dP8

Fbjm

I've slept with my eyes open, but I don't think I've ever shouted myself awake















































TWENTY :pac:

ejmaztec

Posy wrote: »

I've often awoke with a jump, but never shouted in my sleep. I don't sleep-talk either. I actually literally cannot speak for the first half hour/hour of being awake. "Ghuh" would be my most coherent.
The rest of the day I don't actually stop talking though, so maybe it's just my brain's way of bracing itself for the hours ahead.

It makes the world go round.

cocoshovel

I always talk in my sleep. Can make for embarrasing situations at when staying at friends houses at times. Have done everything from sitting up and hitting myself saying "hey, stop hitting me!!" to screaming my head off. But its usually just silly sentences that make no sense. Normal stuff, I wouldnt worry about it.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I'm innocent I tell ya , You've got it all wrong, You've got it all wrong!!..

Ruire

Oh, I've done that.

Waking up, who yelled '****!'? Oh... wait... that was me.

Awkward, I can tell you.

hardCopy

I often wake up shouting and the like. I fell asleep on a plane a few days ago and woke with a jump, waving my arms in the air and making a loud noise as the air hostess passed my seat.

She found it quite amusing and made sure everyone around me heard what happened.

stupidusername

I woke myself up with my snoring earlier

I've also fallen asleep with my eyes open, a few times. weird when you wake up.

PseudoFamous

stupidusername wrote: »

I've also fallen asleep with my eyes open, a few times. weird when you wake up.

Happens to me on the bus everyday. Sat beside an attractive girl on the bus about a week ago, and she woke me up because she noticed I hadn't blinked in two minutes. Of course, I tried to thank her and explain my brain shuts off when I take the bus after a long day, but what came out of my mouth was more like "Dahrur dunf essashu" and some other gibberish. Worst of all, I was horifically aware of what I was saying, but could not stop. She probably thought I was on some seriously strong drugs.

Abi

I woke up and shouted 'seven' a few weeks ago apparently.


Pity I didn't stay asleep till I got the other five. Bollox :mad:

smodgley

i always wake my self up shouting

but how you you know you fall asleep with yr eyes open ??

emo72

Abi wrote: »

I woke up and shouted 'seven' a few weeks ago apparently.


Pity I didn't stay asleep till I got the other five. Bollox :mad:

interesting. Seven is a prime number. Your mind is picking out primes.

Snowie

i just tell people to go fvck them selves when they wake me my parents my brother my friends if I'm a sleep stay away i get angry like a wolf when I'm disturbed :mad:


A sexy wolf thowith my treat trail and a lll :pac:

zenno

senorwipesalot wrote: »

I woke myself up this morning saying "TWENTY"out loud.
Made no sense at all.
Does anyone else ever shout themselves awake.

I woke myself up a fare few times shouting fcukoff. it does be like someone is annoying me maybe in my dreams but i was told i shout it and wake other people up sometimes in the process. :pac:

ElleEm

My boyfriend talks in his sleep all the time. He's always shouting,or laughing. Only this morning i woke up to him saying 'this is the life' and i said 'what?' and he responded by saying 'two baguettes'. I get some buzz out of him!!

im invisible

Happened me a few times where i'd be dreaming that someone was calling me, i'd hop up and shout ' i'll be there in a minute', then look around and it'd be the middle of the night.

Happened a few times aswell that i was actually being called, but thought to myself 'feck, its happened again', and went back to sleep, was late for work a few times because of that...

watna

My OH woke me up one night by shouting "tiny tiny baby" in a really weird voice. I have no interest in knowing what he was dreaming about!

ElleEm

watna wrote: »

My OH woke me up one night by shouting "tiny tiny baby" in a really weird voice. I have no interest in knowing what he was dreaming about!

That is the creepiest thing I've read in a while :pac:

missvirgo

I cycled 3 miles to work asleep and worked for 4 hours, before waking up with a cheese sandwich in my mouth...

Hadn't a clue what was going on

watna

ElleEm wrote: »

That is the creepiest thing I've read in a while :pac:

I know, right?! It was very funny though

I remember years ago I was in bed with an ex and we were both fast asleep. At some point during the night while she was still asleep she reaches over, grabs me and yells garbledly at me, before laying back down and snoring away. Scared the absolute sh1t out of me. When I told her about it in the morning, she had no memory of it at all.

Raminahobbin

I had a dream conversation once that was really vivid with my ex- he was telling me he was going to tie me up and keep me in the wardrobe as his slave. I remember getting so angry and frustrated at my impending imprisonment that my ex (who was innocently asleep beside me at the time) was woken up with a punch to the face, and a few minutes of me yelling at him before I realised it had been a dream!

candy-gal1

ive been told i talk in my sleep, ive never any reccollection of what ive been dreaming on those nights though which is a shame . id love to know what i was dreaming when i, apparrantly, said


"weve got to hold onto things"


"bumblebee"


"yeah yeah yeah yeah" and then laughing





all on different nights

FouxDaFaFa

I was sharing a room with a friend once when woke me up talking. She was sitting up, eyes open and pointing to the other side of the room saying "It's okay...come here". I thought she was awake so asked her who she was talking to. She kept pointing to this shadowy corner of the room saying "the family. It's okay, come here".

It was so intensely creepy, took me ages to get back to sleep.

For my own contribution, my Dad was passing my room years ago when he heard me calling him. He asked me what was wrong and I apparently asked him to make me a sandwich. Sleep-hunger, not a problem.

Earthhorse

Abi wrote: »

I woke up and shouted 'seven' a few weeks ago apparently.

senorwipesalot wrote: »

I woke myself up this morning saying "TWENTY"out loud.

Looks like you guys re-creating the count to a million thread in your sleep.

3ndahalfof6

Abi wrote: »

I woke up and shouted 'seven' a few weeks ago apparently.


Pity I didn't stay asleep till I got the other five. Bollox :mad:

you better not of been with 7 of 9

Gummy Panda

Ex told me I talked in my sleep a few times though I woke up to her biting a few times as well. I think she use to dream she was a little lion : D

Rubberlegs

I woke one morning when I was a teenager, singing Frankie Goes to Hollywood's Two Tribes..
Just last night I woke up to hear myself spelling "laughter", just like I was in a spellin bee or something

MsAllybear

I regualrly enough wake my self up just normal talking, i'll be having conversation in my sleep and i start yapping and it wakes me!

known to shout too, usually during nightmares.. done it during summer when i was sharing house for 3 weeks for job, awful nightmare, woke me up, got up out of bed, thought i was grand, jumped back into bed, and started shakin/crying ,was scared, don't know why though!

had bit of explaining to do to male housemate in room beside mine next morning, cos it'd been 3am and he heard the cries! lol!!

actually last night, i started singing ,just remembered because it woke me, I'm slightly hoarse at the moment so i stopped!!

senorwipesalot

watna wrote: »

My OH woke me up one night by shouting "tiny tiny baby" in a really weird voice. I have no interest in knowing what he was dreaming about!

Is your OH a priest?

mossyc123

FouxDaFaFa wrote: »

I was sharing a room with a friend once when woke me up talking. She was sitting up, eyes open and pointing to the other side of the room saying "It's okay...come here". I thought she was awake so asked her who she was talking to. She kept pointing to this shadowy corner of the room saying "the family. It's okay, come here".

It was so intensely creepy, took me ages to get back to sleep.

I wouldn't of got back to sleep at all... that would freak the sh!t outta me!!!

I make eating noises in my sleep apparently :pac:

carfiosaoorl

I never talk in my sleep but I do sleep with my eyes open. They are closed at the start but once Im asleep the open. My 4 yr old is the same sleeps with her eyes wide open. She sleeps in with me as well so we must make a strange sight :eek:

My sister sleep walks. Years ago she lived on patricks hill in cork and one time she woke up outside on the street completely naked after closing the door behind her:eek:

MungBean

Often woke up from a nightmare making that terrified muffled grunt ya make when your so scared your brain short circuits.

Bullchomper

Me and my friend were both working as technical advisers in SKY, we woke up amid a full blown discussion about viewing cards, quoting numbers and everything. Not as bad as one one of my other friends though who said he woke up screaming his head off, poor chap!

Bullchomper

carfiosaoorl wrote: »

I never talk in my sleep but I do sleep with my eyes open. They are closed at the start but once Im asleep the open. My 4 yr old is the same sleeps with her eyes wide open. She sleeps in with me as well so we must make a strange sight :eek:

My sister sleep walks. Years ago she lived on patricks hill in cork and one time she woke up outside on the street completely naked after closing the door behind her:eek:

HOLY ****!

admiralofthefleet

Abi wrote: »

Thats nattin'. Try waking up dead.

and dying with the shock

Maedbhish

I have never laughed so much at a thread. :pac:

Usually I just mumble in my sleep but I do sometimes dream about work and wake
standing up going to do something work related.

I also recently had a dream that I killed Voldemort. Not relevant but I felt awesome afterwards and woke up smiling!

nice_very

often if I fall asleep in the armchair in front of the tv, I wake with a jump, arms or legs striking out.. few monthe ago kicked the table my laptop was on and it went flying, no damage done, just a big bruise on my leg

oh and an ex used to tell me that I often dont breath for up to 2 minutes asleep..

Washington Irving

FouxDaFaFa wrote: »

I was sharing a room with a friend once when woke me up talking. She was sitting up, eyes open and pointing to the other side of the room saying "It's okay...come here". I thought she was awake so asked her who she was talking to. She kept pointing to this shadowy corner of the room saying "the family. It's okay, come here".

It was so intensely creepy, took me ages to get back to sleep.

I apparently done this last time I had a fever. Sat up, eyes open and pointing at the wall saying 'Look! Look!', before just laying down again. Don't remember it happening at all

Totofan99

nice_very wrote: »

oh and an ex used to tell me that I often dont breath for up to 2 minutes asleep..

That's called sleep apnea... And it could be something you might want to get checked out actually...

inlikeflynn86

Woke myself up last night by talking, than started screaming at OH for waking me up.... :rolleyes:

Best one was technically not talking but after watching the first Paranormal activity, during the night my OH woke up fo find me at the end of the bed just standing there staring at the wall....

....And one night we watched the A-Team, during the night i was screaming there was someone at the window and i was sitting up in bed pointing at it and the OH opened the curtains(half freaked) and noone there. I was dreaming Barack was standing on the extension looking in....


I dunno how he puts up with me :rolleyes:

Duggy747

Had a dream I was back in primary school. Nothing special, was just an average day, putting our hands up to ask questions.

I then woke up with my arm raised in the air and in a half-daze wondering where the pencil case I was holding in the other hand went to.

I refuse to sleep on buses anymore, especially if I'm beside someone because I always wake up in a jolt with my arms flailing and legs kicking the seat in front of me. Last time I elbowed an old woman pretty hard