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Title of your Own AutoBiography

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  • #32
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Foamin at de Gash


  • #33
    skinny90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭skinny90


    'alcohol:the cause and solutions to all my problems'....
    it would be a good read :pac:only sh*te thing is the story finishes on page 5......


  • #34
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    WindSock wrote: »
    Foamin at de Gash

    That sounds like a must-read! (or at least a skim forward to the photo selection)


  • #35
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Dotrel wrote: »
    That sounds like a must-read! (or at least a skim forward to the photo selection)

    Then you must buy the sequel

    "Fizzin at de Slit"


  • #36
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    "Cough Please:- I told you I was sick!!"


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  • #37
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    "Thinking of it gives me a headache"


    Intro

    If you've gotten this far you've realised that life is one kick in the tits / bollix after the other.


    Chapter 1 - Work wear

    Chapter 2 - Choose the correct barrel

    Chapter 3 - Hydrofluoric Acid

    Chapter 4 - Chemical spill response guide


    Profit??


  • #38
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    WindSock wrote: »
    Then you must buy the sequel

    "Fizzin at de Slit"

    Already have it. Say, come to think of it, you're not the author of "Frothing at de Slot" by any chance?


  • #39
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,391 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Bouncing Back.


  • #40
    Amirani
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,622 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    "How I Grabbed Maddie."


  • #41
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Jordan 191 wrote: »
    Bouncing Back.

    Its an ironic title because you haven't bounced back, not emotionally and i suspect not in a career sense either?


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  • #42
    Niall558
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭Niall558


    "Sex Drugs and Sausage Rolls."


  • #43
    Jopari87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭Jopari87


    My Autobiography


  • #44
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Jordan 191 wrote: »
    Bouncing Back.

    |Needless to say, I had the last laugh :D


  • #45
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Jopari87 wrote: »
    My Autobiography

    Or you could call it "Upping my count till the mods suss me out"


    .. Actually that wasn't supposed to rhyme, but it works. I want a cut.


  • #46
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    "Autumn leaves in June"

    A heart wrenching story of how smug I was, I had it all 12 mortgages a nice car and all the rest. The suddenly I had to stop shopping in Brown Thomas and stop bringing Proudlock to the doggy centre for relaxation and homeopathy retreat, I detail how I got to the top by being born and then lost it all by being born a smug eejit.

    If I lick Joe Duffy's face he said he'd promote my book.


  • #47
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I'm OK, you're a CUNT.™
    Available in all cunting bookstores.


  • #48
    starviewadams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭starviewadams


    ''Dust in the wind''

    or

    'Bollocks anyways''


  • #49
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,391 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    mackg wrote: »
    |Needless to say, I had the last laugh :D

    Ah-ha!


  • #50
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    "A Life Stolen"

    A harrowing account of the constant confusion of trying to remember when you made that post, only to then realise that it's by MisterEpicurus.


  • #51
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 946 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    I love my life as a dickhead!


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  • #52
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    "Thanks for the money, bet you wish you googled it"

    The life and times of Brendog


  • #53
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,391 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I'm OK, you're a CUNT.™
    Available in all cunting bookstores.

    No doubt it will be a gripping read...


  • #54
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Jordan 191 wrote: »
    No doubt it will be a gripping read...

    It's also going to be the title of my self help book. :p


  • #55
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,391 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    It's also going to be the title of my self help book. :p

    :eek: :D


  • #56
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    "I Accidentally The Whole Book!"


  • #57
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Chapter 1: Blast them with piss.


  • #58
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    "Why I did it"


  • #59
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,391 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Chapter 1: Blast them with piss.

    :eek:

    I dread to think what Chapter 2 will be called! :eek::D


  • #60
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Jordan 191 wrote: »
    :eek:

    I dread to think what Chapter 2 will be called! :eek::D

    "Yore Ma"?


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  • #61
    acidskiffle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭acidskiffle


    It Was The Best of Times, It Was The Blurst of Times.
    A tale of plot holes, spelling errors and hard drugs.


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