Title of your Own AutoBiography

MisterEpicurus

Well, come on, if you were to write your own biography, what would you title it to reflect or represent your life???

Here's just a handful;

'A Young Man's Passage' -- Julian Clary

"Fun to Date, Scary to Marry - The Pamela Anderson Story"

"Dear Fatty" -- Dawn French

"Kerry Katona: Too Much, Too Young: My Story of Love, Survival and Celebrity"

As for me???

Well probably something like...

"My Book - 400 Pages of Pure ****e"

For Forks Sake

Will There Ever Be A Rainbow?

antodeco

"My affair with Mary Magdelene"

John Doe1

"The second ressurection"
or
"My struggle"

Hookers and Coke: A Somewhat Entirely Fictional Account of My Years in the Killing Fields

h2005

FML

mikom

Do ya wanna go, do yaaaaaaaaa.

hondasam

The secret life of a housewife.

billybudd

The Bibical times of a man whore.

Logical Fallacy

Happiness is a Naked Logical Fallacy.

MisterEpicurus

"My Life: Fact or Fiction? You Decide!"

starbelgrade

billybudd wrote: »

The Bibical times of a man whore.

Mine would have to be "The Biblical Times of a Thanks Whore".

candy-gal1

"see, told you id do it"




or something along those lines :P

Sonics2k

"Steal this book"

billybudd

starbelgrade wrote: »

Mine would have to be "The Biblical Times of a Thanks Whore".

Thank god for whores

Sauve

"What WAS I thinking"?

It'll be a workbook. I'll expect people to submit answers when they've finished.

Cots1

"just off the green"


not that I'm a big fan of golf

gigino

From Fagans to de Dail bar, with de digouts.

MisterEpicurus

As a side-note, can anyone think of a more apt title for Kerry Katona's biography???
I'd love to hear Frankie Boyle's take on that one ;-)

For Forks Sake

For Forks Sake: A Mystery Wrapped In An Enigma Wrapped In Bacon

MisterEpicurus

MisterEpicurus wrote: »

As a side-note, can anyone think of a more apt title for Kerry Katona's biography???
I'd love to hear Frankie Boyle's take on that one ;-)

How I answered some generic questions about my life allowing an actual writer to write my biography for me due to the fact that I'm far, lazy and most likely illiterate.?

Standard Toaster

"Why you've never heard of Me."

mackg

Life in the bus lane

Shanotheslayer

'Me, myself and I'

'A struggle through times'

'How to get laid ' :pac:

Dotrel

I can't believe I ate the whole thing : A cannibal's tale.

Einhard

Dotrel wrote: »

I can't believe I ate the whole thing : A cannibal's tale.

How I dumped my wife: A cannibal's tale.

Dotrel

Sonics2k wrote: »

"Steal this book"

including the title?

How about .... Pirate this eBook.

MisterEpicurus

"Thanks for Reading About My Life - The End"

Chuck Stone

The Idiot's Guide to Idiocy.

HazDanz

"My Vague Recollections"

MrSnuffleupagus

"The mundane happenings of That Guy With the Hair"

With in depth discussion on the bowl of Corn Flakes I had earlier, the reasoning behind which pair of pants I wear each day (spoiler alert: depends on the number of pizza stains) and how I take my tea.

WindSock

Foamin at de Gash

skinny90

'alcohol:the cause and solutions to all my problems'....
it would be a good read :pac:only sh*te thing is the story finishes on page 5......

Dotrel

WindSock wrote: »

Foamin at de Gash

That sounds like a must-read! (or at least a skim forward to the photo selection)

WindSock

Dotrel wrote: »

That sounds like a must-read! (or at least a skim forward to the photo selection)

Then you must buy the sequel

"Fizzin at de Slit"

Standard Toaster

"Cough Please:- I told you I was sick!!"

Abi

"Thinking of it gives me a headache"


Intro

If you've gotten this far you've realised that life is one kick in the tits / bollix after the other.


Chapter 1 - Work wear

Chapter 2 - Choose the correct barrel

Chapter 3 - Hydrofluoric Acid

Chapter 4 - Chemical spill response guide


Profit??

Dotrel

WindSock wrote: »

Then you must buy the sequel

"Fizzin at de Slit"

Already have it. Say, come to think of it, you're not the author of "Frothing at de Slot" by any chance?

Jordan 199

Bouncing Back.

Amirani

"How I Grabbed Maddie."

Dotrel

Jordan 191 wrote: »

Bouncing Back.

Its an ironic title because you haven't bounced back, not emotionally and i suspect not in a career sense either?

Niall558

"Sex Drugs and Sausage Rolls."

Jopari87

My Autobiography

mackg

Jordan 191 wrote: »

Bouncing Back.

|Needless to say, I had the last laugh

Abi

Jopari87 wrote: »

My Autobiography

Or you could call it "Upping my count till the mods suss me out"


.. Actually that wasn't supposed to rhyme, but it works. I want a cut.

saa

"Autumn leaves in June"

A heart wrenching story of how smug I was, I had it all 12 mortgages a nice car and all the rest. The suddenly I had to stop shopping in Brown Thomas and stop bringing Proudlock to the doggy centre for relaxation and homeopathy retreat, I detail how I got to the top by being born and then lost it all by being born a smug eejit.

If I lick Joe Duffy's face he said he'd promote my book.

Jesus Wept

I'm OK, you're a CUNT.™
Available in all cunting bookstores.

starviewadams

''Dust in the wind''

or

'Bollocks anyways''

Jordan 199

mackg wrote: »

|Needless to say, I had the last laugh

Ah-ha!

The King of Moo

"A Life Stolen"

A harrowing account of the constant confusion of trying to remember when you made that post, only to then realise that it's by MisterEpicurus.

Hasmunch

I love my life as a dickhead!