I am confident i would beat anyone from AH in a fight.

hondasam · 01-12-2011 08:37PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

The OP has taken too many blows to the head.

No he got scared and declined to fight.

Kasabian · 01-12-2011 08:41PM

The OP is in negotiations with some dangerous people, protection is very expensive, he has been advised that murder is much cheaper.

All of you are being mentioned.

LighterGuy · 01-12-2011 08:42PM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

:pac:

Latchy · 01-12-2011 08:45PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'm surprised the mods are letting you lot bully someone who more than likely has a mental disability. You should be ashamed, the lot of you.

You don't know that OP has a mental disability and the Mods would have shut it down if they thought as much it was bullying to so if they do , I imagine it will because like all silly threads in AH ,it will have run it's course and not because of any imagined bullying .

hondasam · 01-12-2011 08:50PM

Kasabian wrote: »

The OP is in negotiations with some dangerous people, protection is very expensive, he has been advised that murder is much cheaper.

All of you are being mentioned.

That's nice, i will make sure to sleep with the gun in the room tonight.

alphanine · 01-12-2011 09:17PM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

I'd say you have small man syndrome:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=small+man+syndrome

What height are you?

Kaneda_ · 01-12-2011 09:19PM

alphanine wrote: »

I'd say you have small man syndrome:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=small+man+syndrome

What height are you?

6ft.

pdbhp · 01-12-2011 09:21PM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

6ft. & 500lbs of pure man fat

FYP

EGAR · 01-12-2011 09:38PM

I am three hands higher than a duck.

And therefore I am low to the ground and mean in a street scrap.

No holds barred obviously

Logical Fallacy · 01-12-2011 09:39PM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

6ft.

"Dear god son, i didn't know they stacked **** that high."

TeddyTedson · 01-12-2011 09:40PM

Is wish Makikomi would reply to my earlier question

Fizman · 01-12-2011 09:43PM

Go away OP, you wouldn't beat eggs.

jimpump · 01-12-2011 11:14PM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

6ft.

Id fcuk you till you love me, bitch

Arawn · 01-12-2011 11:17PM

LULZ wow. Full of fail!

minidazzler · 01-12-2011 11:26PM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

6ft.

I'm the manager for every fighter on Boards, you can have your pick of them, behind the chipper after school little boy.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 02-12-2011 12:06AM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Is wish Makikomi would reply to my earlier question

Can you repeat the question please Bob.

LordSutch · 02-12-2011 12:07AM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I am confident i would beat anyone from AH in a fight.

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

I would summon you up to the North turret of my castle where I would promptly beat you around the head with my cricket bat, then (after stunning you) I would take off my cuff links, roll up my sleeves 'Marquesse of Queensbery style' & fist you into submission. Finally I would have the butler throw you off the battlements to the croquet lawn below.

I win.

TeddyTedson · 02-12-2011 12:36AM

Kaitlyn Spicy Self-government wrote: »

Can you repeat the question please Bob.

You're avatar has gone all Xmas:D:D

Oh, yea. Is that you in the pic?
And the awkward part, is that a swastika you have a tattoo of:P

problemchimp · 02-12-2011 12:59AM

I'd even be up for KeithAFC if he fought you op.

FinnLizzy · 02-12-2011 01:03AM

We're going to have to move the fight after school, because the ball alleys are booked up for lunch.

LH Pathe · 02-12-2011 04:52AM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

no matter, I will powerslam you off a roof into a bed of nails them whip you with flourescent tubes then chocke you out with barb wire

Jesus Wept · 02-12-2011 05:23AM

My Da is bigger than yore Da.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 02-12-2011 07:48AM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You're avatar has gone all Xmas:D:D

Oh, yea. Is that you in the pic?
And the awkward part, is that a swastika you have a tattoo of:P

Like my Christmas avatar?.

Yes, thats me in the avatar... Swastika?...

AJ1 · 02-12-2011 08:08AM

There's an old Spanish saying "A dog that often barks, seldom bites"

Poor Uncle Tom · 02-12-2011 08:59AM

LordSutch wrote: »

...& fist you into submission.

:eek:

I think you may be solving a different problem...

--Kaiser-- · 02-12-2011 09:40AM

AJ1 wrote: »

There's an old Spanish saying "A dog that often barks, seldom bites"

Any bouncer will tell you it's not the loud mouths you watch out for, it's the quiet ones

Donal Og O Baelach · 02-12-2011 10:22AM

Kaitlyn Spicy Self-government wrote: »

Yes, thats me in the avatar... Swastika?...

I know a man with a tiny swastika tattooed on his wrist, he got it when he was in his teens but regrets it now. Says he may as well have tattooed "I used to be an arse_hole" there instead.

old_aussie · 02-12-2011 10:36AM

OP, I hope you don't bring two fists to a gun fight.

yupyup7up · 02-12-2011 10:42AM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

So you only bodybuild and reckon that alone would make you a good fighter? Silly boy! I reckon a semi-fit BJJ blue belt would give you an asses hiding.

Deus Ex Machina · 02-12-2011 11:07AM

For those who don't train, fighting somebody who has trained and knows how to fight is like fighting somebody normal who is sober when you're out of your banger on half a bottle of whiskey. You might be able to beat them if you're just way stronger (Bob Sapp v Ernesto Hoost style), but their punches are much more likely to connect and do damage. They'll also be able to avoid your strikes or takedowns a lot more easily than you'll be dodging theirs. The odds aren't with you son.

I am confident i would beat anyone from AH in a fight.

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