I am confident i would beat anyone from AH in a fight.

Kaneda_

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

phasers

Paging Makikomi

El Weirdo

*awaits Makikomi's entrance to the thread.

Edit: Phasers got there first.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Makkikomi is middle-aged, tall and brimming with ginger rage. You gun git raped.

Miguel_Sanchez

I'd beat you in chess I'd say.

phasers

He's like the AH bodyguard

punchdrunk

I'm confident that my ma would have you pissing yourself in fear with the mere mention of her giving you a smack with the wooden spoon!

TheZohanS

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

acidskiffle

This guy is on a roll today.

Plazaman

Anastasia Sour Ping-pong wrote: »

Makkikomi is middle-aged, tall and brimming with ginger rage. You gun git raped.

*Pulls up a seat, opens popcorn

Ghandee

This'll be fun,.... watching Makikomi rip the side of this guys face clean off!

Oh_Noes

I will fold you like a deck chair OP.

Abi

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

Seriously, where do you come up with this shit?


Haven't you some teeth to extract, or condoms to give out to prevent people having kids in their twenties?

deisedave

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

There is probably hundreds of young agile fit people in here, the fact you are raising this topic on an internet forum probably shows you would get beat down.

Lady Chuckles

I'm not the fighting sort of person anyhow... but if I was, I'd beg to differ

Ellis Dee

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

This kind of reminds me of an incident in a pub in Laois years ago. There was a young buck there all huffing and puffing and telling everyone how tough he was. His bluster continued until an aul farmer sitting there looked him straight in the eye and said. "Jaysus, ye'r like a jackass's tool - a big man whin ye'r out!":rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Crazy Horse 6

I'm a wimp so yes yes you would beat me.

OldGoat

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

Drinkies? My treat.

leggit

I'd beat you in a battle of wits

ejmaztec

acidskiffle wrote: »

This guy is on a roll today.

He'd be too tired to fight after wasting all that energy starting a multitude of "peculiar" threads. A paper bag would put him in hospital.

--Kaiser--

I'd bet you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag

twinytwo

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

lol at you thinking because you "bodybuild" (lifting weights is not bodybuilding) that that somehow makes you tough/a good fighter.

Guill

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

Fine line between confiden and díckhead cocky.


I had a friend who was a body builder, he couldn't put on his own jumper cause his arms were too big, he couldn't reach over his shoulder for a seat belt in a car and he got out of breath climbing the stairs. All i had to do was hit him a good slap, run away for maybe a minute and it was like beating a child after that.

(yes i do know what beating a child is like)

El Horseboxo

I'm 6'7, 220 pounds and a former world champion kick boxer and krav maga instructor with the US military. I reckon I'd handle your agility.

Kaneda_

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I am young,agile and very fit.

PM sent







to tell you what a twonk you are

az2wp0sye65487

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

Ha! :pac:

phasers wrote: »

Paging Makikomi

El Weirdo wrote: »

*awaits Makikomi's entrance to the thread.

Edit: Phasers got there first.

Anastasia Sour Ping-pong wrote: »

Makkikomi is middle-aged, tall and brimming with ginger rage. You gun git raped.

Ghandee wrote: »

This'll be fun watching Makikomi rip the side of this guys face clean off!

Why does everyone automatically assume that Makikomi would win? Not saying he would or wouldn't but just wondering if you all know something about him that I don't?

Anyway, how does the saying go... "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog" or something along those lines anyway!

Schism

I'll fight you for your shoes, OP.

Fart

I used to do Karate and was a champion sparrer in 1998 but... I don't do it now so you'll probably kick the crap out of me.

Ah well... probably still got a bigger willy than you though.

Kaneda_

Schism wrote: »

I'll fight you for your shoes, OP.

Ill fight you for your life.

Lu Tze

Dorian Zealous Bath wrote: »

Ha! :pac:









Why does everyone automatically assume that Makikomi would win? Not saying he would or wouldn't but just wondering if you all know something about him that I don't?

Anyway, how does the saying go... "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog" or something along those lines anyway!

We've seen him naked...

DiscoBiscuits

I've been lifting weights and doing cocaine all day im f***ing ready for this!!!!!!

TheZohanS

Dorian Zealous Bath wrote: »

Why does everyone automatically assume that Makikomi would win? Not saying he would or wouldn't but just wondering if you all know something about him that I don't?

Anyway, how does the saying go... "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog" or something along those lines anyway!

I take it you've never met him? Run really really fast at a wall and see who wins. If you do then you could take him, no bother.

Donal Og O Baelach

Lu Tze wrote: »

We've seen him naked...

Is that really a swastika tattoo on his shoulder?

Id bate ya if I knew how!

Fart

Edz87 wrote: »

Id bate ya if I knew how!

Like, eugh... masturbate?

o1s1n

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

It's that kind of attitude which lead Tetsuo to taking pills, ****ing himself up and nearly destroying Neo Tokyo.

You would think you'd have learned by now.

MajorMax

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

Son, you need to grow up. No one normal likes to fight you only fight when there's no other option.

In closing you are a troll

Dravokivich

Lu Tze wrote: »

We've seen him naked...

I've only seen 1 of them pictures from his Bikini photoshoot.

jackie1974

:D:D

My day just got brighter, ya gotta love the crazies :pac:

Remmy

MajorMax wrote: »

Son, you need to grow up. No one normal likes to fight you only fight when there's no other option.

In closing you are a troll

You have them how you reared them.

Kevin Duffy

Would an AH Fight Night be a good addition to the next beers?

castletownman

Challenge accepted.

I'll meet ya in the ball alley after mass

the purple tin

If you want to fight go and join your local boxing club or take up martial arts. Leave it out with the macho bull**** please.

az2wp0sye65487

Lu Tze wrote: »

We've seen him naked...

Say whaaaaaatttt?? :eek:

TheZohan wrote: »

I take it you've never met him? Run really really fast at a wall and see who wins. If you do then you could take him, no bother.

I've never met anyone here in person. Not that I know of anyway...

What type of wall? If it's just a plasterboard partition wall then he sound like a pussy :P

Seriously though, why do topics like this even matter? Why is there a need to fight? Is this one of those 'I'm more of a man than you' topics??

Remmy

the purple tin wrote: »

If you want to fight go and join your local boxing club or take up martial arts. Leave it out with the macho bull**** please.

+1 and if you do OP, tell us which boxing club you go to. I want to be there with popcorn when you challenge the little 10 stone boxer to a fight because you bodybuild.:D

Logical Fallacy

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

Unlikely.

Abi

I see whats going on here.. you're no face-kicker, pal.

William_Hicley

ringadingding

I religiously practised the 'crane kick' from karate kid all through the 80's,
I'm up for it.

stephen_k

OP go search for particpants in your Greco/Roman wrestling fantasy somewhere else, we're not interested...

Kevin Duffy

Abi wrote: »

I see whats going on here.. you're no face-kicker, pal.

But if this thread goes well he could end up being the face that gets kicked.....here's hoping!