I am confident i would beat anyone from AH in a fight.

Kaneda_ · 01-12-2011 01:28PM #1

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

phasers · 01-12-2011 01:29PM

Paging Makikomi

El Weirdo · 01-12-2011 01:29PM

*awaits Makikomi's entrance to the thread.

Edit: Phasers got there first.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 01-12-2011 01:30PM

Makkikomi is middle-aged, tall and brimming with ginger rage. You gun git raped.

Miguel_Sanchez · 01-12-2011 01:30PM

I'd beat you in chess I'd say.

phasers · 01-12-2011 01:31PM

He's like the AH bodyguard

punchdrunk · 01-12-2011 01:31PM

I'm confident that my ma would have you pissing yourself in fear with the mere mention of her giving you a smack with the wooden spoon!

TheZohanS · 01-12-2011 01:32PM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

acidskiffle · 01-12-2011 01:32PM

This guy is on a roll today.

Plazaman · 01-12-2011 01:32PM

Anastasia Sour Ping-pong wrote: »

Makkikomi is middle-aged, tall and brimming with ginger rage. You gun git raped.

*Pulls up a seat, opens popcorn

Ghandee · 01-12-2011 01:32PM

This'll be fun,.... watching Makikomi rip the side of this guys face clean off!

Oh_Noes · 01-12-2011 01:33PM

I will fold you like a deck chair OP.

Abi · 01-12-2011 01:33PM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

Seriously, where do you come up with this shit?

Haven't you some teeth to extract, or condoms to give out to prevent people having kids in their twenties?

deisedave · 01-12-2011 01:33PM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

There is probably hundreds of young agile fit people in here, the fact you are raising this topic on an internet forum probably shows you would get beat down.

Lady Chuckles · 01-12-2011 01:33PM

I'm not the fighting sort of person anyhow... but if I was, I'd beg to differ

Ellis Dee · 01-12-2011 01:34PM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

This kind of reminds me of an incident in a pub in Laois years ago. There was a young buck there all huffing and puffing and telling everyone how tough he was. His bluster continued until an aul farmer sitting there looked him straight in the eye and said. "Jaysus, ye'r like a jackass's tool - a big man whin ye'r out!":rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Crazy Horse 6 · 01-12-2011 01:34PM

I'm a wimp so yes yes you would beat me.

OldGoat · 01-12-2011 01:35PM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

Drinkies? My treat.

leggit · 01-12-2011 01:36PM

I'd beat you in a battle of wits

ejmaztec · 01-12-2011 01:37PM

acidskiffle wrote: »

This guy is on a roll today.

He'd be too tired to fight after wasting all that energy starting a multitude of "peculiar" threads. A paper bag would put him in hospital.

--Kaiser-- · 01-12-2011 01:37PM

I'd bet you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag

twinytwo · 01-12-2011 01:37PM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

lol at you thinking because you "bodybuild" (lifting weights is not bodybuilding) that that somehow makes you tough/a good fighter.

Guill · 01-12-2011 01:38PM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

Fine line between confiden and díckhead cocky.

I had a friend who was a body builder, he couldn't put on his own jumper cause his arms were too big, he couldn't reach over his shoulder for a seat belt in a car and he got out of breath climbing the stairs. All i had to do was hit him a good slap, run away for maybe a minute and it was like beating a child after that.

(yes i do know what beating a child is like)

El Horseboxo · 01-12-2011 01:38PM

I'm 6'7, 220 pounds and a former world champion kick boxer and krav maga instructor with the US military. I reckon I'd handle your agility.

01-12-2011 01:38PM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I am young,agile and very fit.

PM sent

to tell you what a twonk you are

az2wp0sye65487 · 01-12-2011 01:38PM

Kaneda_ wrote: »

I cannot say i definely would as i don't know anyone personally so there could be boxers,mma fighters etc.

I am young,agile and very fit.

I bodybuild but im not bulky to an extent that it decreases my ability to fight.

Ha! :pac:

phasers wrote: »

Paging Makikomi

El Weirdo wrote: »

*awaits Makikomi's entrance to the thread.

Edit: Phasers got there first.

Anastasia Sour Ping-pong wrote: »

Makkikomi is middle-aged, tall and brimming with ginger rage. You gun git raped.

Ghandee wrote: »

This'll be fun watching Makikomi rip the side of this guys face clean off!

Why does everyone automatically assume that Makikomi would win? Not saying he would or wouldn't but just wondering if you all know something about him that I don't?

Anyway, how does the saying go... "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog" or something along those lines anyway!

Schism · 01-12-2011 01:41PM

I'll fight you for your shoes, OP.

Fart · 01-12-2011 01:42PM

I used to do Karate and was a champion sparrer in 1998 but... I don't do it now so you'll probably kick the crap out of me.

Ah well... probably still got a bigger willy than you though.

Kaneda_ · 01-12-2011 01:43PM

Schism wrote: »

I'll fight you for your shoes, OP.

Ill fight you for your life.

Lu Tze · 01-12-2011 01:44PM

Dorian Zealous Bath wrote: »

Ha! :pac:

Why does everyone automatically assume that Makikomi would win? Not saying he would or wouldn't but just wondering if you all know something about him that I don't?

Anyway, how does the saying go... "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog" or something along those lines anyway!

We've seen him naked...

DiscoBiscuits · 01-12-2011 01:45PM

I've been lifting weights and doing cocaine all day im f***ing ready for this!!!!!!

I am confident i would beat anyone from AH in a fight.

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