Super Mario v Sonic the Hedgehog??

MrStuffins · 30-11-2011 04:27AM #1

Mario obviously!

TeddyTedson · 30-11-2011 04:28AM

of course!!

Local-womanizer · 30-11-2011 04:31AM

Mario is a tax paying, hard working plumber.

Sonic is a wee fucker who eats my cabbage.

Jesus Wept · 30-11-2011 04:32AM

I hear Mario isn't entirely honest on his self assessment tax forms.

TeddyTedson · 30-11-2011 04:32AM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Mario is a tax paying, hard working plumber.

Sonic is a wee fucker who eats my cabbage.

niiiiice

TeddyTedson · 30-11-2011 04:33AM

The-Rigger wrote: »

I hear Mario isn't entirely honest on his self assessment tax forms.

damn plumbers.
But Sonic is an arrogant cocky smug little runt.

Local-womanizer · 30-11-2011 04:33AM

The-Rigger wrote: »

I hear Mario isn't entirely honest on his self assessment tax forms.

I have yet to meet an Italian who is...

MrStuffins · 30-11-2011 04:34AM

The Mario story is an old school love story, he's trying to save a Princess while doing the odd nixer for a few gold coins.

Sonic was just a sneaky way of the church brainwashing kids into not believing science. I mean, who's he trying to save? Nobody! He's trying to take down Dr.Robotnik, not only a doctor but a brilliant scientist!

Not so fast Vatican!!

MrStuffins · 30-11-2011 04:35AM

The-Rigger wrote: »

I hear Mario isn't entirely honest on his self assessment tax forms.

I think he puts down the amount of coins he gets, but does he mention the amount of extra lives he gets when he reaches 100 of them? I doubt it!

TeddyTedson · 30-11-2011 04:36AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

The Mario story is an old school love story, he's trying to save a Princess while doing the odd nixer for a few gold coins.

Sonic was just a sneaky way of the church brainwashing kids into not believing science. I mean, who's he trying to save? Nobody! He's trying to take down Dr.Robotnik, not only a doctor but a brilliant scientist!

Not so fast Vatican!!

Jesus, you're right.
Sonic was always taking the piss out of tails too, just a kid with no friends who sonic manipulates.

Local-womanizer · 30-11-2011 04:36AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

The Mario story is an old school love story, he's trying to save a Princess while doing the odd nixer for a few gold coins.

Sonic was just a sneaky way of the church brainwashing kids into not believing science. I mean, who's he trying to save? Nobody! He's trying to take down Dr.Robotnik, not only a doctor but a brilliant scientist!

Not so fast Vatican!!

Also he was friends with a fox, another pest of the countryside and cities. Eating lambs and mauling children in their beds them foxes!

TeddyTedson · 30-11-2011 04:37AM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Also he was friends with a fox, another pest of the countryside and cities. Eating lambs and mauling children in their beds them foxes!

foxes are amazing!

acidskiffle · 30-11-2011 04:38AM

Too tough to answer.

Local-womanizer · 30-11-2011 04:39AM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

foxes are amazing!

Tell that to the families of the many a thousands of hens who go missing in Ireland every year because of the sneaky feckers!

MrStuffins · 30-11-2011 04:39AM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Jesus, you're right.
Sonic was always taking the piss out of tails too, just a kid with no friends who sonic manipulates.

Also, Mario was funky as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-gaFQjsd70

MrStuffins · 30-11-2011 04:41AM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Tell that to the families of the many a thousands of hens who go missing in Ireland every year because of the sneaky feckers!

Indeed.

And do you ever notice that Sonic HAPPENS to collect "Gold Rings".

Whereas THESE are the rings put on the legs of hens

Coincidence?

Local-womanizer · 30-11-2011 04:44AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Coincidence?

I think not...

TeddyTedson · 30-11-2011 04:45AM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Tell that to the families of the many a thousands of hens who go missing in Ireland every year because of the sneaky feckers!

There's lots of urban foxes here where I live.
I'd be coming back from the pub and you'd often see one crossing the road. I think they're amazing. So big and living in the suburbs hidden by day just like Batman.

Local-womanizer · 30-11-2011 04:47AM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

There's lots of urban foxes here where I live.
I'd be coming back from the pub and you'd often see one crossing the road. I think they're amazing. So big and living in the suburbs hidden by day just like Batman.

They are the worst kind, hanging around street corners "rapping" and shouting obscenities at old women!! God knows what else they be up too

BlueBaron · 30-11-2011 04:50AM

F*ck Mario

Sonic FTW!!!

J. Marston · 30-11-2011 04:50AM

Sonic.

MrStuffins · 30-11-2011 04:51AM

BlueBaron wrote: »

F*ck Mario

Sonic FTW!!!

J. Marston wrote: »

Sonic.

Reported for trolling!

TeddyTedson · 30-11-2011 04:51AM

All these sonic fans were a bit slow getting here, oh the irony.
Anyways, good night folks. zZZz

Mr Trade In · 30-11-2011 04:55AM

Mario eats Shrooms, chases large reptiles and gets high with leaves.

BlueBaron · 30-11-2011 05:01AM

Imagine if Sonic the hedgehog went to Cash 4 Gold... he'd be richer than Oprah!

cloneslad · 30-11-2011 05:05AM

Alex the kid

massdebater · 30-11-2011 05:05AM

Mario by a long shot. Sonic was good but not great. I'd put Link ahead of Sonic. Nintendo FTW!

Do Sony have a main character too, I can't think who it might be? Probably Crash Bandicoot or someone sh!te like that. :rolleyes:

J. Marston · 30-11-2011 05:15AM

massdebater wrote: »

Do Sony have a main character too, I can't think who it might be? Probably Crash Bandicoot or someone sh!te like that. :rolleyes:

Ah, Crash. He was cool but not a patch on Sonic and Mario.

Anyway, Spyro > Crash.

massdebater · 30-11-2011 05:17AM

J. Marston wrote: »

Ah, Crash. He was cool but not a patch on Sonic and Mario.

Anyway, Spyro > Crash.

He I forgot about Spyro! Lara Croft maybe? I'd motorboat the cyber titties on her!

mackg · 30-11-2011 05:40AM

this guy

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Gummy Panda · 30-11-2011 07:55AM

Flimbo's Quest!

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