Super Mario v Sonic the Hedgehog??

MrStuffins

Mario obviously!

TeddyTedson

of course!!

Local-womanizer

Mario is a tax paying, hard working plumber.

Sonic is a wee fucker who eats my cabbage.

Jesus Wept

I hear Mario isn't entirely honest on his self assessment tax forms.

TeddyTedson

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Mario is a tax paying, hard working plumber.

Sonic is a wee fucker who eats my cabbage.

niiiiice

TeddyTedson

The-Rigger wrote: »

I hear Mario isn't entirely honest on his self assessment tax forms.

damn plumbers.
But Sonic is an arrogant cocky smug little runt.

Local-womanizer

The-Rigger wrote: »

I hear Mario isn't entirely honest on his self assessment tax forms.

I have yet to meet an Italian who is...

MrStuffins

The Mario story is an old school love story, he's trying to save a Princess while doing the odd nixer for a few gold coins.

Sonic was just a sneaky way of the church brainwashing kids into not believing science. I mean, who's he trying to save? Nobody! He's trying to take down Dr.Robotnik, not only a doctor but a brilliant scientist!

Not so fast Vatican!!

MrStuffins

The-Rigger wrote: »

I hear Mario isn't entirely honest on his self assessment tax forms.

I think he puts down the amount of coins he gets, but does he mention the amount of extra lives he gets when he reaches 100 of them? I doubt it!

TeddyTedson

MrStuffins wrote: »

The Mario story is an old school love story, he's trying to save a Princess while doing the odd nixer for a few gold coins.

Sonic was just a sneaky way of the church brainwashing kids into not believing science. I mean, who's he trying to save? Nobody! He's trying to take down Dr.Robotnik, not only a doctor but a brilliant scientist!

Not so fast Vatican!!

Jesus, you're right.
Sonic was always taking the piss out of tails too, just a kid with no friends who sonic manipulates.

Local-womanizer

MrStuffins wrote: »

The Mario story is an old school love story, he's trying to save a Princess while doing the odd nixer for a few gold coins.

Sonic was just a sneaky way of the church brainwashing kids into not believing science. I mean, who's he trying to save? Nobody! He's trying to take down Dr.Robotnik, not only a doctor but a brilliant scientist!

Not so fast Vatican!!

Also he was friends with a fox, another pest of the countryside and cities. Eating lambs and mauling children in their beds them foxes!

TeddyTedson

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Also he was friends with a fox, another pest of the countryside and cities. Eating lambs and mauling children in their beds them foxes!

foxes are amazing!

acidskiffle

Too tough to answer.

Local-womanizer

TeddyTedson wrote: »

foxes are amazing!

Tell that to the families of the many a thousands of hens who go missing in Ireland every year because of the sneaky feckers!

MrStuffins

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Jesus, you're right.
Sonic was always taking the piss out of tails too, just a kid with no friends who sonic manipulates.

Also, Mario was funky as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-gaFQjsd70

MrStuffins

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Tell that to the families of the many a thousands of hens who go missing in Ireland every year because of the sneaky feckers!

Indeed.

And do you ever notice that Sonic HAPPENS to collect "Gold Rings".

Whereas THESE are the rings put on the legs of hens

Coincidence?

Local-womanizer

MrStuffins wrote: »

Coincidence?

I think not...

TeddyTedson

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Tell that to the families of the many a thousands of hens who go missing in Ireland every year because of the sneaky feckers!

There's lots of urban foxes here where I live.
I'd be coming back from the pub and you'd often see one crossing the road. I think they're amazing. So big and living in the suburbs hidden by day just like Batman.

Local-womanizer

TeddyTedson wrote: »

There's lots of urban foxes here where I live.
I'd be coming back from the pub and you'd often see one crossing the road. I think they're amazing. So big and living in the suburbs hidden by day just like Batman.

They are the worst kind, hanging around street corners "rapping" and shouting obscenities at old women!! God knows what else they be up too

BlueBaron

F*ck Mario

Sonic FTW!!!

J. Marston

Sonic.

MrStuffins

BlueBaron wrote: »

F*ck Mario

Sonic FTW!!!

J. Marston wrote: »

Sonic.

Reported for trolling!

TeddyTedson

All these sonic fans were a bit slow getting here, oh the irony.
Anyways, good night folks. zZZz

Mr Trade In

Mario eats Shrooms, chases large reptiles and gets high with leaves.

BlueBaron

Imagine if Sonic the hedgehog went to Cash 4 Gold... he'd be richer than Oprah!

cloneslad

Alex the kid

massdebater

Mario by a long shot. Sonic was good but not great. I'd put Link ahead of Sonic. Nintendo FTW!

Do Sony have a main character too, I can't think who it might be? Probably Crash Bandicoot or someone sh!te like that. :rolleyes:

J. Marston

massdebater wrote: »

Do Sony have a main character too, I can't think who it might be? Probably Crash Bandicoot or someone sh!te like that. :rolleyes:

Ah, Crash. He was cool but not a patch on Sonic and Mario.

Anyway, Spyro > Crash.

massdebater

J. Marston wrote: »

Ah, Crash. He was cool but not a patch on Sonic and Mario.

Anyway, Spyro > Crash.

He I forgot about Spyro! Lara Croft maybe? I'd motorboat the cyber titties on her!

mackg

this guy

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Gummy Panda

Flimbo's Quest!

Lady Chuckles

Super Mario for sure!!

However, I'm no fan of the new games. Mario isn't supposed to be 3D. He's supposed to be a pixelly figure on my old Nintendo console

Feisar

Well its more of a SNES/SEGA question.

Ah, the good old days, I remember not going to an Xmas party so I could clear Super Mario Bros.3

Lady Chuckles

I love Super Mario Bros.3

Captain Darling

Mario.

Wetai

massdebater wrote: »

He I forgot about Spyro! Lara Croft maybe? I'd motorboat the cyber titties on her!

The triangular ones from TR1?
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Anyways, Sonic.

Gummy Panda

They're both shít now compared to Super Meatboy

GLaDOS

Sonic, sure he has a gene named after him

El Weirdo

Sonic the Hedgehog?!

Lol.

jethro081

crash bandicoot

MrStuffins

El Weirdo wrote: »

Sonic the Hedgehog?!

Lol.

Exactly!

al28283

Dizzy

Professey Chin

Sonic everytime. At least he has a pair of balls.
Marios a bitch-whipped, drug riddled furry.
Eating mushrooms, dressing up like a racoon and then leaping to Peaches aid when she gets "kidnapped" again. Shes definitely loving some Bowser willy. Nobody gets kidnapped that easily that often

Napper Hawkins

Which generation of Mario/Sonic games are we on about?

If we're talking old school I would have them as fairly equal, both a fantastic set of games that have stood the test of time that I still play to this day.

New school Mario pisses all over Sonic though. Pretty much every Sonic game released after Sonic & Knuckles was dire.

The Master of Disaster

Well it's quite simple. If you're a hard working, straight-laced person you prefer Mario the Plumber. If you're a hippy/student/alternative than you prefer the little blue hedgehog because you can't get the same rush watching him go super fast as you can dropping pills!

rossie1977

sonic is one of the most over-rated gaming characters in history alongside lara croft

Saila

jethro081 wrote: »

crash bandicoot

get. out. :mad:

MisterEpicurus

Well they were the names of my pets, so don't fcuking ask me to choose between them ;-)

MisterEpicurus

jethro081 wrote: »

crash bandicoot

Heretic!

Professey Chin

rossie1977 wrote: »

sonic is one of the most over-rated gaming characters in history alongside lara croft

Hmmmm the flagship brand and 1 of the main driving forces behind the 1st proper challenge to Nintendos dominance that had existed since the video games crash in the early 80s. I think games would be a much scarier place without him.

ScumLord

Mario used to drive me cracked as a young lad, I'd flip out after falling down the same hole after 20 goes. The super Nintendo was a well made machine though, I hopped the thing of a wall one day and was able to continue playing afterwards.