Interesting Revenge...

G-Money · 29-11-2011 09:32PM #1

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3967502/Tatt-poo-for-cheating.html

A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.
Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.

Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back.

Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.

Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".

She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.

"Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."

Stained Class · 29-11-2011 09:33PM

He was just getting his own back.

Saila · 29-11-2011 09:34PM

class!

LighterGuy · 29-11-2011 09:35PM

Hahaha. good revenge.

but...

She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.
"Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."

fucking lies. I'd bet everything I own she was wide awake. Just trying to make him out to be some sick predator like person by saying she was passed out.

44leto · 29-11-2011 09:37PM

LOL
She could pass it off as a piece of modern art.

Napper Hawkins · 29-11-2011 09:38PM

Ha good enough for her. Hope he wins.

He already has in fairness.:D

Ghandee · 29-11-2011 09:38PM

If she gets that $60,000 she's trying to sue him for, I bet all the local wineohs will be hovering round her like fly's round shii.....

Ah forget it.

hondasam · 29-11-2011 09:40PM

Surprised a man came up with something as spiteful as this.

smash · 29-11-2011 09:43PM

Steaming pile of crap... Sounds like narnia to me!

Kiera · 29-11-2011 09:44PM

Legend

Biscuits16 · 29-11-2011 09:46PM

It would have been better if he had tattooed a cock on her forehead

Stained Class · 29-11-2011 09:48PM

Biscuits16 wrote: »

It would have been better if he had tattooed a cock on her forehead

Making her a right Dickhead!

ejmaztec · 29-11-2011 09:51PM

Stained Class wrote: »

Making her a right Dickhead!

...or a turd, making her a sh1thead.

Chuck Stone · 29-11-2011 09:52PM

Thatscat. What a bas-turd

El Weirdo · 29-11-2011 09:53PM

Stained Class wrote: »

Making her a right Dickhead!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

tommyboy2222 · 29-11-2011 09:55PM

I take it they've broken up.

She'll have to arrange a time to call over to his gaff to get her shít back.

Kiera · 29-11-2011 09:57PM

Doggy style is gonna be a bit off-putting for any new BF.

smash · 29-11-2011 10:02PM

Biscuits16 wrote: »

It would have been better if he had tattooed a cock on her forehead

Or coming out from her knickers, going across her stomach.

D1stant · 29-11-2011 10:04PM

Kiera wrote: »

Doggy style is gonna be a bit off-putting for any new BF.

Dunno. Anal could be a wierd live-Art thing...

dr.bollocko · 29-11-2011 10:04PM

TBH He's just scarred her because he perceives that she has committed adultery.

That's not really ok IMO.

Temptamperu · 29-11-2011 10:06PM

Narnia Trilogy? i could of sworn there where more than that.

yes this is all ive taken from this story. :pac:

jokettle · 29-11-2011 10:06PM

I think it's a fairly impressive tattoo! Nice and detailed.

Saila · 29-11-2011 10:06PM

Kiera wrote: »

Doggy style is gonna be a bit off-putting for any new BF.

"what is this shit?

"its a tatoo!"

"it looks like someone took a dump on your back! "

"I know :rolleyes:"

ejmaztec · 29-11-2011 10:07PM

Kiera wrote: »

Doggy style is gonna be a bit off-putting for any new BF.

They'll be glad to see the back of her, after not being glad to see the back of her.

smash · 29-11-2011 10:09PM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

TBH He's just scarred her because he perceives that she has committed adultery.

That's not really ok IMO.

Booooo

P.s they can be removed with laser treatment.

C-Shore · 29-11-2011 10:10PM

I know it's the sun so not very reputable, but I thought this was fake?

I wish it was true though..

John Doe1 · 29-11-2011 10:11PM

I like that he added flies, that was a nice touch(:

Saila · 29-11-2011 10:14PM

looks too cartoonish, fail!
if you're going to do a shit job do it right

Scruffles · 29-11-2011 10:17PM

LighterGuy wrote: »

Hahaha. good revenge.

but...

fucking lies. I'd bet everything I own she was wide awake. Just trying to make him out to be some sick predator like person by saying she was passed out.

its possible,the spine is supposed to be one of the worst places to get a tatt done in terms of pain,if she is a bit of a wuss that woud knock her out as well as all the alcomahol.

she coud always look on it as a work in progress-get an ice cream cone tattooed under it,and tattoo a flake into the poo as it looks like a good old fashioned ninety nine.
perhaps she coud use the story that the ice cream had warm honey on and made the bees crazy.

serves her right anyway,that is consequences for f...king someone over,if are fed up with someone as a boy/ girlfriend,leave em instead of being selfish.

D1stant · 29-11-2011 10:17PM

Saila wrote: »

"what is this shit?

"its a tatoo!"

"it looks like someone took a dump on your back! "

"I know :rolleyes:"

"Ouch"

"Whats wrong"

"Oh God Darling terrible migraine, REALLY BAD. Have to lie down. We'll do it later ok?"[/QUOTE]

FYP

Stained Class · 29-11-2011 10:43PM

John Doe1 wrote: »

I like that he added flies, that was a nice touch(:

Maybe he asked 'D'ya want flies with that?'

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