Interesting Revenge...

G-Money

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3967502/Tatt-poo-for-cheating.html

A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.
Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.

Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back.

Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.

Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".

She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.

"Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."

Stained Class

He was just getting his own back.

Saila

class!

LighterGuy

Hahaha. good revenge.

but...

She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.
"Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."

fucking lies. I'd bet everything I own she was wide awake. Just trying to make him out to be some sick predator like person by saying she was passed out.

44leto

LOL
She could pass it off as a piece of modern art.

Napper Hawkins

Ha good enough for her. Hope he wins.

He already has in fairness.:D

Ghandee

If she gets that $60,000 she's trying to sue him for, I bet all the local wineohs will be hovering round her like fly's round shii.....

Ah forget it.

hondasam

Surprised a man came up with something as spiteful as this.

smash

Steaming pile of crap... Sounds like narnia to me!

Kiera

Legend

Biscuits16

It would have been better if he had tattooed a cock on her forehead

Stained Class

Biscuits16 wrote: »

It would have been better if he had tattooed a cock on her forehead

Making her a right Dickhead!

ejmaztec

Stained Class wrote: »

Making her a right Dickhead!

...or a turd, making her a sh1thead.

Chuck Stone

Thatscat. What a bas-turd

El Weirdo

Stained Class wrote: »

Making her a right Dickhead!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

tommyboy2222

I take it they've broken up.

She'll have to arrange a time to call over to his gaff to get her shít back.

Kiera

Doggy style is gonna be a bit off-putting for any new BF.

smash

Biscuits16 wrote: »

It would have been better if he had tattooed a cock on her forehead

Or coming out from her knickers, going across her stomach.

D1stant

Kiera wrote: »

Doggy style is gonna be a bit off-putting for any new BF.

Dunno. Anal could be a wierd live-Art thing...

dr.bollocko

TBH He's just scarred her because he perceives that she has committed adultery.

That's not really ok IMO.

Temptamperu

Narnia Trilogy? i could of sworn there where more than that.




yes this is all ive taken from this story. :pac:

jokettle

I think it's a fairly impressive tattoo! Nice and detailed.

Saila

Kiera wrote: »

Doggy style is gonna be a bit off-putting for any new BF.

"what is this shit?

"its a tatoo!"

"it looks like someone took a dump on your back! "

"I know :rolleyes:"

ejmaztec

Kiera wrote: »

Doggy style is gonna be a bit off-putting for any new BF.

They'll be glad to see the back of her, after not being glad to see the back of her.

smash

dr.bollocko wrote: »

TBH He's just scarred her because he perceives that she has committed adultery.

That's not really ok IMO.

Booooo

P.s they can be removed with laser treatment.

C-Shore

I know it's the sun so not very reputable, but I thought this was fake?

I wish it was true though..

John Doe1

I like that he added flies, that was a nice touch(:

Saila

looks too cartoonish, fail!
if you're going to do a shit job do it right

Scruffles

LighterGuy wrote: »

Hahaha. good revenge.

but...


fucking lies. I'd bet everything I own she was wide awake. Just trying to make him out to be some sick predator like person by saying she was passed out.

its possible,the spine is supposed to be one of the worst places to get a tatt done in terms of pain,if she is a bit of a wuss that woud knock her out as well as all the alcomahol.

she coud always look on it as a work in progress-get an ice cream cone tattooed under it,and tattoo a flake into the poo as it looks like a good old fashioned ninety nine.
perhaps she coud use the story that the ice cream had warm honey on and made the bees crazy.

serves her right anyway,that is consequences for f...king someone over,if are fed up with someone as a boy/ girlfriend,leave em instead of being selfish.

D1stant

Saila wrote: »

"what is this shit?

"its a tatoo!"

"it looks like someone took a dump on your back! "

"I know :rolleyes:"

"Ouch"

"Whats wrong"

"Oh God Darling terrible migraine, REALLY BAD. Have to lie down. We'll do it later ok?"[/QUOTE]

FYP

Stained Class

John Doe1 wrote: »

I like that he added flies, that was a nice touch(:

Maybe he asked 'D'ya want flies with that?'

Kiera

D1stant wrote: »

FYP

You kinda ruined his post tbh :P

nice_very

in fairness the narnia trilogy was/is a pile of crap IMO

lecker Hendl

sure it's just like butterflies fluttering around a 99

Liam Byrne

Stained Class wrote: »

John Doe1 wrote: »

I like that he added flies, that was a nice touch(:

Maybe he asked 'D'ya want flies with that?'

A Chinese takeaway ?

Horrible thing to do, though - the best revenge is simply ignoring a person and letting others know what they've done.

Then again, since it's The Sun, I doubt it actually happened.....they probably paid some Chav to make up the story and Photoshopped the pic.

iamstop

**** happens.

It'd be REALLY cool it the guy was talented enough to make it 3D looking like those pavement artists do. As in, the correct angle of viewing is the doggy position. Lulz aplenty.

Einhard

Kiera wrote: »

Doggy style is gonna be a bit off-putting for any new BF.

Unless he's German. Then he'll love it!

Cookie_Monster

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Then again, since it's The Sun, I doubt it actually happened.....they probably paid some Chav to make up the story and Photoshopped the pic.

It's America though, there's definitely someone stupid enough to do it over there.

Ellis Dee

Not that the daily (Hate)Mail is necessarily an absolutely reliable source, but it seems like the story about the poo is actually a load of sh1t.:D:D


"The picture of the ‘tattoo’ appeared on the Ugliest Tattoos blog, part of the Fail Blog group of websites, as far back as December 2009, MailOnline can reveal.

It was sourced from Polish social network website Nasza-klasa, which translates as ‘our class’, and the caption on the photo lists the month in Polish as January, without a year, and the name of ‘Ania’.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067810/Is-Rossie-Brovent-suing-ex-boyfriend-inking-flies-buzzing-excrement-back.html#ixzz1fAoXPz8h
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067810/Is-Rossie-Brovent-suing-ex-boyfriend-inking-flies-buzzing-excrement-back.html

Carter P Fly

The narnia books were not a trilogy so I call shennigans on this as fake.