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After Hours Chivalry Society

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    44leto wrote: »
    My monocle just fell and smashed on my keyboard and I am feeling quiet faint with the shock. Surely you are mistaking my dear lady. Why the vulgarity you speak off would only come from those fallen women who live on the northside and not svelte chalices of womanhood who populate afterhours.

    Ok ok i'm a northside whore. Punish me!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    44leto wrote: »
    My monocle just fell and smashed on my keyboard and I am feeling quiet faint with the shock. Surely you are mistaking my dear lady. Why the vulgarity you speak off would only come from those fallen women who live on the northside and not svelte chalices of womanhood who populate afterhours.

    svelte wha ? of wha ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ok ok i'm a northside whore. Punish me!!!

    *spanks kiera for next ten minutes*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Saila wrote: »
    *spanks kiera for next ten minutes*

    Pfffft! I'm looking for the debotury dungeon ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    Ok ok i'm a northside whore. Punish me!!!
    this thread's about to become R rated


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    We'd be busy flicking our hair and thinking about kittens and puppies of course!

    and ones with a high iq could get burned at the steak for being witches :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    and ones with a high iq could get burned at the steak for being witches :)

    erm ....... when we find them ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Kiera wrote: »
    Pfffft! I'm looking for the debotury dungeon ;)

    ha ha that was just a warm up tease! you aint seen nothin yet! :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Saila wrote: »
    ha ha that was just a warm up tease! you aint seen nothin yet! :P

    get a room ffs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Saila wrote: »
    *spanks kiera for next ten minutes*

    Never have i heard such debauched language, i challenge you to duel good sir


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Never have i heard such debauched language, i challenge you to duel good sir

    Last time you did that for me the person got sitebanned :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ok ok i'm a northside whore. Punish me!!!

    Ohh I do apologise, one mustn't make such assumptions about the ladies of the northside being of easy virtue.

    Yeah a northside whore myself aswell I know the feeling.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Kiera wrote: »
    Last time you did that for me the person got sitebanned :eek:

    What can i say i am quite a powerful man:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Never have i heard such debauched language, i challenge you to duel good sir

    I demand satisfaction *slaps with glove*

    a duel at dusk tomorrow :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 266 ✭✭snooleen


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    Kiera wrote: »

    We'd be busy flicking our beans and thinking about kittens and puppies of course!

    :O

    Why would you do that to the kittens and the puppies?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Saila wrote: »
    I demand satisfaction *slaps with glove*

    a duel at dusk tomorrow :mad:

    Dusk? how about 2, i have challenged like 5 people to a duel since i started this thread:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    44leto wrote: »
    Ohh I do apologise, one mustn't make such assumptions about the ladies of the northside being of easy virtue.

    Yeah a northside whore myself aswell I know the feeling.

    So we're the wenches of AH it seems :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Kiera wrote: »
    So we're the wenches of AH it seems :D


    Yo ho ho


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Dusk? how about 2, i have challenged like 5 people to a duel since i started this thread:P

    a gentleman always duels at dusk, Ill go first, you will drop to the floor and bleed and slowly lose concscience and the rest of your appointments will be taken care of by this outcome :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Saila wrote: »
    a gentleman always duels at dusk, Ill go first, you will drop to the floor and bleed and slowly lose concscience and the rest of your appointments will be taken care of by this outcome :P

    That wont happen especially seeing as i ordered 5,000 persian mercenaries on ebay last night


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I'm catwoman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Saila wrote: »
    I demand satisfaction *slaps with glove*

    a duel at dusk tomorrow :mad:

    Oh and "glove slap baby glove slap.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    I'm catwoman

    Im the batman :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Saila wrote: »
    Im the batman :p

    I prefer the joker:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    I prefer the joker:p

    I was just saying Im batman, if you read anything more into that then....well :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    hondasam wrote: »
    I prefer the joker:p

    I'm the joker:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    anyone do anything chivalrous recently?:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    I offered to help a man lift his child's pram (with child in it) from the train to the platform...does that count?


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