Do you have hanging earlobes?

pragmatic1 · 22-11-2011 10:57PM

Dean09 wrote: »

I can.
Can you lick your own elbow?

If "elbow" is a euphemism for my dick, then yes. Yes I can.

El Guapo! · 22-11-2011 10:57PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

If "elbow" is a euphemism for my dick, then yes. Yes I can.

Teach me master

Novella · 22-11-2011 11:03PM

Mine are attached. I remember my Junior Cert Science teacher telling us about this.

3ndahalfof6 · 22-11-2011 11:12PM

I musth, ye need humongous ones to do that

holystungun9 · 22-11-2011 11:21PM

Dumbo??? Is that you???

Immaculate Pasta · 22-11-2011 11:40PM

No I have tiny polar bear type ears which I think are pretty boss :cool:

Wibbs · 22-11-2011 11:40PM

Mine are hanging, but before you take me to your bosom as one of your own, I also have Neandertal DNA, an extra rib, an extra lower vertebra and some archaic skull features, so I'm a throwback caveman.

El Guapo! · 22-11-2011 11:42PM

Wibbs wrote: »

Mine are hanging, but before you take me to your bosom as one of your own, I also have Neandertal DNA, an extra rib, an extra lower vertebra and some archaic skull features, so I'm a throwback caveman.

That's pretty cool. You should carry around a big club too.

Wibbs · 22-11-2011 11:50PM

Naw sadly I didn't get the huge strength as part of the package. Small club orange with vodka OK?

Wibbs · 22-11-2011 11:58PM

Maybe it's an evolutionary thing? Europeans would be among the least modern populations around as far as archaic features go. Europeans have the heaviest brow ridges and the like. Modern humans have been getting more juvenile in features over the last 50,000 years. The Asians would generally be more juvenile in features, ditto for African folks. So if hanging ears are juvenile traits(which I suspect they are) then I'd expect that Europeans would have the most in the population.

xoxyx · 23-11-2011 12:03AM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Mine are attached too OP. Can you curl your tongue?

No. I can't touch my nose with my tongue either. I can bend my thumb back to touch just above my wrist though. Yay!!!

I know a guy who can triple curl his tongue so it looks like a shamrock.

Ghandee · 23-11-2011 12:06AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I bet Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina has massive hanging lobes.

I've just pee'd in my Jocks

earpiece · 23-11-2011 12:06AM

Well, I can do the eyebrow thing like the little féckers on the chocolate add.
Match that bítches.

WoollyRedHat · 23-11-2011 12:23AM

xoxyx wrote: »

I do, but I know a lot of people who don't. The trait of having attached earlobes is recessive - you need two parents with attached earlobes for you to have the same, but just one parent with hanging earlobes should guarantee you a nice wiggly bit at the end of your ear. However, Japanese and Chinese people are more likely to have attached earlobes than hanging ones. Why is that? Why are we evolving detached earlobes while Asian people are evolving attached? What does this mean for society???

Anyway - back to the original point. How are they hanging (or not)?

I don't have earlobes!

ziggy23 · 23-11-2011 12:32AM

My brother has no earlobes he used to be brought around the science classes in school

I have attached ie hardly any earlobes I wouldn't like to have big dangly ones:p

carfiosaoorl · 23-11-2011 12:35AM

xoxyx wrote: »

No. I can't touch my nose with my tongue either. I can bend my thumb back to touch just above my wrist though. Yay!!!

I know a guy who can triple curl his tongue so it looks like a shamrock.

I have detached lobes and can touch my wrist with my thumb. My niece can do that weird shamrock thing with her tongue. We thought she was one of a kind but obviously not

xoxyx · 23-11-2011 12:45AM

carfiosaoorl wrote: »

I have detached lobes and can touch my wrist with my thumb. My niece can do that weird shamrock thing with her tongue. We thought she was one of a kind but obviously not

Maybe your niece dresses up as a guy every now and again and pretends to be a friend of mine.

And you do lobes and the thumb thing too?? Maybe we're the same person!!! :eek::eek:

BluesBerry · 23-11-2011 12:51AM

No, my earlobes are attached I can roll my tongue and tip my nose with it, I can bend the tips of my fingers downwards while the rest of the fingers are dead straight and my thumb knuckles can be bent inwards

saa · 23-11-2011 03:06PM

I want to rename this thread do you have normal earlobes like a normal person

:pac:

holystungun9 · 25-11-2011 12:56AM

Wibbs wrote: »

Maybe it's an evolutionary thing? Europeans would be among the least modern populations around as far as archaic features go. Europeans have the heaviest brow ridges and the like. Modern humans have been getting more juvenile in features over the last 50,000 years. The Asians would generally be more juvenile in features, ditto for African folks. So if hanging ears are juvenile traits(which I suspect they are) then I'd expect that Europeans would have the most in the population.

I concur.

Miss_yap_yap · 25-11-2011 02:03AM

I have ear lodes that are hanging but I do know someone with one hanging and one attached

entropi · 25-11-2011 02:39AM

I've got the hanging earlobes, and can curl my tongue yes. That's about it for the stranger features:p

Oh and I have no soul, growing up as a redhead made sure animals hated me:pac:

Jesus Wept · 25-11-2011 02:50AM

With all the negative comments, I am starting to feel sympathy for Miriam's vagina.

bigwormbundoran · 25-11-2011 02:54AM

Mine are hanging.

Attached ears freak me out, strange perhaps, but they geuninely do.

Aoifey! · 25-11-2011 04:18AM

I now realise I have hanging or detached earlobes. I always thought they were the same as everyone elses

stoneill · 25-11-2011 04:23AM

emeraldstar wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPt3Y2E_Rc

That's all we need now - Barney singing about Miriam's piss flaps.

Amzie · 25-11-2011 05:10AM

I thought the ops idea of hanging earlobes was the kinda of earslobs when you've worn really heavy earrings and then theyre stretched!

Neways I have hanging earlobes but not of the stretched sort thank god

MyKeyG · 25-11-2011 06:59AM

I have them. A woman known to the family who would have been in her early twenties when I was eightish used to call them cluck clucks and fondle them all the time, which I'm not sure would be considered appropriate these days. But she was, and still is, a freakin hottie so I'm not too bothered.

thebostoncrab · 25-11-2011 08:53AM

bigwormbundoran wrote: »

Mine are hanging.

Attached ears freak me out, strange perhaps, but they geuninely do.

I'm the exact same! Dunno why but I get freaked out when I'm talking to someone whose are attached, I just can't look at their ears!

efb · 25-11-2011 09:15AM

My earlobes hang- cant imagine they hang as much as Miriam's pissflaps- which I'd say resemble Brian Cowen's Jowels...

Do you have hanging earlobes?

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