Do you have hanging earlobes?

xoxyx

I do, but I know a lot of people who don't. The trait of having attached earlobes is recessive - you need two parents with attached earlobes for you to have the same, but just one parent with hanging earlobes should guarantee you a nice wiggly bit at the end of your ear. However, Japanese and Chinese people are more likely to have attached earlobes than hanging ones. Why is that? Why are we evolving detached earlobes while Asian people are evolving attached? What does this mean for society???

Anyway - back to the original point. How are they hanging (or not)?

Noopti

What in the name of Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina are you on about?

chin_grin

Noopti wrote: »

What in the name of Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina are you on about?

<google image searches hanging earlobes................puts safe search back on>

Ah right, I think this is it. (Before and after op pic).

diamondp

so der's different types of earlobes????? news to me

Fromthetrees

I have one......:)

starbelgrade

Noopti wrote: »

What in the name of Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina are you on about?

I bet Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina has massive hanging lobes.

saa

xoxyx wrote: »

Why are we evolving detached earlobes while Asian people are evolving attached? What does this mean for society???(or not)?

HOLY SHíTE.
earlobes need to be attached, this is a human right, what kind of sick bástard would do this???(or not)?

chin_grin

starbelgrade wrote: »

I bet Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina has massive hanging lobes.

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG.

Rocky_Dennis

Noopti wrote: »

What in the name of Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina are you on about?

chin_grin wrote: »

<google image searches hanging earlobes................puts safe search back on>

Ah right, I think this is it. (Before and after op pic).

I hope her vagina is B, A is way too hairy.

chin_grin

Andrewh1984 wrote: »

I hope her vagina is B, A is way too hairy.

You like your vaginas as ears? You f*ck mutants?

saa

diamondp wrote: »

so der's different types of earlobes????? news to me

YUP and it wasn't so long ago I realised that half of American guys are circumcised and Mirimam's flaps hang down.
Strange world.

flutterflye

I don't really know what you're on about tbh with attached and detached lobes.
But I have no earlobes - everyone always slags me because of it

stupidusername

I was under the impression that most peoples were pretty normal (attached) but those who wear earrings weighing a bit for many years would make them hang. I didn't look at any links though so I could be talking about something completely different

Jen Pigs Fly

Yes

Helix

i have one attached and one hanging

im a twisted freak of nature

Rocky_Dennis

chin_grin wrote: »

You like your vaginas as ears? You f*ck mutants?

Any hole is a goal

Ellis Dee

starbelgrade wrote: »

I bet Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina has massive hanging lobes.

Oh jaysus, why did you have to write that? Now I'll have to go back on the bottle in a - probably vain - effort to get that image out of my mind.:eek::eek::eek:

ejmaztec

Mine are attached and stop my head getting a good battering in a strong wind.

xoxyx

Noopti wrote: »

What in the name of Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina are you on about?

:eek::eek::eek:

That is not where I thought this thread would go!!!

flutterflye wrote: »

I don't really know what you're on about tbh with attached and detached lobes.
But I have no earlobes - everyone always slags me because of it

Attached means no earlobes. I thought you either had earlobes or you didn't, but apparently we all have earlobes but some are attached and some are detached. Meh - equality and all that.

stupidusername wrote: »

I was under the impression that most peoples were pretty normal (attached) but those who wear earrings weighing a bit for many years would make them hang. I didn't look at any links though so I could be talking about something completely different

Nope - attached is less common and it's a genetic thing.

Helix wrote: »

i have one attached and one hanging

im a twisted freak of nature

Weirdo!!! :pac::pac:

ejmaztec

Andrewh1984 wrote: »

Any hole is a goal

Not if it's the size of a goal it isn't.

LeeHoffmann

another person wondering what a detached earlobe is

Azureus

I feel really smart because I seem to be the only one that knows what the OP is on about... I can never look at Miriam O'Callaghan again.
Detached for me.

Capt'n Midnight

Ernst Stavro Blofeld cut off his earlobes in an attempt to be Comte Balthazar de Bleuchamp.

FACT !

emeraldstar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPt3Y2E_Rc

Oh_Noes

I heard Miriam O'Callaghan tucks her vagina into her sock when she's not using it to have babies.

senorwipesalot

wheres the semi detached option?

RichieC

mine are somewhere between hanging and attached. technically hanging, though.

El Guapo!

Oh_Noes wrote: »

I heard Miriam O'Callaghan tucks her vagina into her sock when she's not using it to have babies.

I heard if she lets them hang and then wiggles side to side really fast and makes them slap together, it sends North African elephants into heat.

pragmatic1

Mine are attached too OP. Can you curl your tongue?

Captain Chaos

Dean09 wrote: »

I heard if she lets them hang and then wiggles side to side really fast and makes them slap together, it sends North African elephants into heat.

She moves around like a snail on them.

El Guapo!

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Mine are attached too OP. Can you curl your tongue?

I can.
Can you lick your own elbow?

pragmatic1

Dean09 wrote: »

I can.
Can you lick your own elbow?

If "elbow" is a euphemism for my dick, then yes. Yes I can.

El Guapo!

pragmatic1 wrote: »

If "elbow" is a euphemism for my dick, then yes. Yes I can.

Teach me master

Novella

Mine are attached. I remember my Junior Cert Science teacher telling us about this.

3ndahalfof6

I musth, ye need humongous ones to do that

holystungun9

Dumbo??? Is that you???

Immaculate Pasta

No I have tiny polar bear type ears which I think are pretty boss :cool:

Wibbs

Mine are hanging, but before you take me to your bosom as one of your own, I also have Neandertal DNA, an extra rib, an extra lower vertebra and some archaic skull features, so I'm a throwback caveman.

El Guapo!

Wibbs wrote: »

Mine are hanging, but before you take me to your bosom as one of your own, I also have Neandertal DNA, an extra rib, an extra lower vertebra and some archaic skull features, so I'm a throwback caveman.

That's pretty cool. You should carry around a big club too.

Wibbs

Naw sadly I didn't get the huge strength as part of the package. Small club orange with vodka OK?

Wibbs

Maybe it's an evolutionary thing? Europeans would be among the least modern populations around as far as archaic features go. Europeans have the heaviest brow ridges and the like. Modern humans have been getting more juvenile in features over the last 50,000 years. The Asians would generally be more juvenile in features, ditto for African folks. So if hanging ears are juvenile traits(which I suspect they are) then I'd expect that Europeans would have the most in the population.

xoxyx

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Mine are attached too OP. Can you curl your tongue?

No. I can't touch my nose with my tongue either. I can bend my thumb back to touch just above my wrist though. Yay!!!

I know a guy who can triple curl his tongue so it looks like a shamrock.

Ghandee

starbelgrade wrote: »

I bet Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina has massive hanging lobes.

I've just pee'd in my Jocks

earpiece

Well, I can do the eyebrow thing like the little féckers on the chocolate add.
Match that bítches.

WoollyRedHat

xoxyx wrote: »

I do, but I know a lot of people who don't. The trait of having attached earlobes is recessive - you need two parents with attached earlobes for you to have the same, but just one parent with hanging earlobes should guarantee you a nice wiggly bit at the end of your ear. However, Japanese and Chinese people are more likely to have attached earlobes than hanging ones. Why is that? Why are we evolving detached earlobes while Asian people are evolving attached? What does this mean for society???

Anyway - back to the original point. How are they hanging (or not)?

I don't have earlobes!

ziggy23

My brother has no earlobes he used to be brought around the science classes in school I have attached ie hardly any earlobes I wouldn't like to have big dangly ones:p

carfiosaoorl

xoxyx wrote: »

No. I can't touch my nose with my tongue either. I can bend my thumb back to touch just above my wrist though. Yay!!!

I know a guy who can triple curl his tongue so it looks like a shamrock.

I have detached lobes and can touch my wrist with my thumb. My niece can do that weird shamrock thing with her tongue. We thought she was one of a kind but obviously not

xoxyx

carfiosaoorl wrote: »

I have detached lobes and can touch my wrist with my thumb. My niece can do that weird shamrock thing with her tongue. We thought she was one of a kind but obviously not

Maybe your niece dresses up as a guy every now and again and pretends to be a friend of mine.

And you do lobes and the thumb thing too?? Maybe we're the same person!!! :eek::eek:

BluesBerry

No, my earlobes are attached I can roll my tongue and tip my nose with it, I can bend the tips of my fingers downwards while the rest of the fingers are dead straight and my thumb knuckles can be bent inwards

saa

I want to rename this thread do you have normal earlobes like a normal person


:pac:

holystungun9

Wibbs wrote: »

Maybe it's an evolutionary thing? Europeans would be among the least modern populations around as far as archaic features go. Europeans have the heaviest brow ridges and the like. Modern humans have been getting more juvenile in features over the last 50,000 years. The Asians would generally be more juvenile in features, ditto for African folks. So if hanging ears are juvenile traits(which I suspect they are) then I'd expect that Europeans would have the most in the population.

I concur.