Lunatic Ex Partners

Paully D · 24-11-2011 01:19AM #1

Have any of you got any good stories to share about lunatic ex partners over the years?

FearDark · 24-11-2011 01:22AM

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Abi · 24-11-2011 01:24AM

Paully D wrote: »

Have any of you got any good stories to share about lunatic ex partners over the years?

The book will be out in March :rolleyes:

Latchy · 24-11-2011 01:24AM

News of the World thread ...ah no it's closed down

starbelgrade · 24-11-2011 01:28AM

I had an affair with a woman a few years ago. When the affair finished, she made my life a nightmare, slashing her wrists to get my attention, then claiming to be pregnant with my kid.

She then showed up at my house when I wasn't there - I was selling it at the time & she was pretending to be a buyer. After that, I had to move, but she kept calling me, then found my new place & poured acid on my car.

It got really bad when she kidnapped my daughter.

When I got her back, she tried to kill me & the police had her hospitalised.

But she got out, broke into my home & tried to kill my wife as she was taking a bath. I managed to stop her & as we fought, my wife shot her & she died.

True story.

Mint Sauce · 24-11-2011 01:38AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I had an affair with a woman a few years ago. When the affair finished, she made my life a nightmare, slashing her wrists to get my attention, then claiming to be pregnant with my kid.

She then showed up at my house when I wasn't there - I was selling it at the time & she was pretending to be a buyer. After that, I had to move, but she kept calling me, then found my new place & poured acid on my car.

It got really bad when she kidnapped my daughter.

When I got her back, she tried to kill me & the police had her hospitalised.

But she got out, broke into my home & tried to kill my wife as she was taking a bath. I managed to stop her & as we fought, my wife shot her & she died.

True story.

Mine also had a stew out of my kids rabbit.

CiaranMT · 24-11-2011 01:50AM

Thread has potential.

Wibbs · 24-11-2011 01:52AM

Abi wrote: »

The book will be out in March :rolleyes:

Abs I've got a series that would rival the Harry Potter franchise. Equally as internally daft too. Do NOT get me started.

Abi · 24-11-2011 01:57AM

Wibbs wrote: »

Abs I've got a series that would rival the Harry Potter franchise. Equally as internally daft too. Do NOT get me started.

I don't doubt you

wiger toods · 24-11-2011 02:02AM

I had one of these, I got back at her though, her and that little dog of her's!! MUUUUUUU HAAAAA HAAAAAAA! HAAAAAA! *Put's little finger to mouth*:P

Dotrel · 24-11-2011 02:05AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I had an affair with a woman a few years ago. When the affair finished, she made my life a nightmare, slashing her wrists to get my attention, then claiming to be pregnant with my kid.

She then showed up at my house when I wasn't there - I was selling it at the time & she was pretending to be a buyer. After that, I had to move, but she kept calling me, then found my new place & poured acid on my car.

It got really bad when she kidnapped my daughter.

When I got her back, she tried to kill me & the police had her hospitalised.

But she got out, broke into my home & tried to kill my wife as she was taking a bath. I managed to stop her & as we fought, my wife shot her & she died.

True story.

Sounds suspiciously like a movie I saw a few years ago. It was called Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.

24-11-2011 02:05AM

wiger toods wrote: »

I had one of these, I got back at her though, her and that little dog of her's!! MUUUUUUU HAAAAA HAAAAAAA! HAAAAAA! *Put's little finger to mouth*:P

Did anyone else have to read the end bit twice?

I thought you were putting your little finger somewhere in the dog until I re-read your post....:P

helimachoptor · 24-11-2011 02:06AM

tbh i wouldnt even know where to begin

Hank_Jones · 24-11-2011 02:06AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I had an affair with a woman a few years ago. When the affair finished, she made my life a nightmare, slashing her wrists to get my attention, then claiming to be pregnant with my kid.

She then showed up at my house when I wasn't there - I was selling it at the time & she was pretending to be a buyer. After that, I had to move, but she kept calling me, then found my new place & poured acid on my car.

It got really bad when she kidnapped my daughter.

When I got her back, she tried to kill me & the police had her hospitalised.

But she got out, broke into my home & tried to kill my wife as she was taking a bath. I managed to stop her & as we fought, my wife shot her & she died.

True story.

Sounds like a crazy bitch, lucky that attraction didn't turn fatal for your family. Quite the close call.

Paully D · 24-11-2011 11:04PM

CiaranMT wrote: »

Thread has potential.

I seen it asked on another forum and some of the stories were hilarious!

Sunnyisland · 24-11-2011 11:08PM

:eek: Beware of the Bunny boilers :eek:

http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=bunny%20boiler&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CC8QFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FBunny_boiler&ei=T8DOTuDaDMmGhQe8qM2gDQ&usg=AFQjCNFTNVNAqXceE4k2YR1fLiTHvZpEcw

Sunnyisland · 24-11-2011 11:15PM

Lived with portuguese girl for years and when she got drunk she would turn into a violent possessive witch, Screaming and throwing things no matter where we were,She attacked me physically loads of times, and all because I am such a nice guy.........So Eventually we got married lol.lol.

Now divorced and living back in Ireland.

pragmatic1 · 24-11-2011 11:18PM

Nope. I'm too Rick James for these biotches.

Kiera · 24-11-2011 11:18PM

I've only 2 that caused me serious problems and talking about them would only be wasting more of my time on them so i wont. The rest are grand lads.

Immaculate Pasta · 24-11-2011 11:19PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I had an affair with a woman a few years ago. When the affair finished, she made my life a nightmare, slashing her wrists to get my attention, then claiming to be pregnant with my kid.

She then showed up at my house when I wasn't there - I was selling it at the time & she was pretending to be a buyer. After that, I had to move, but she kept calling me, then found my new place & poured acid on my car.

It got really bad when she kidnapped my daughter.

When I got her back, she tried to kill me & the police had her hospitalised.

But she got out, broke into my home & tried to kill my wife as she was taking a bath. I managed to stop her & as we fought, my wife shot her & she died.

True story.

*yawn*

starbelgrade · 24-11-2011 11:27PM

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

*yawn*

Oh shut up & don't be such a tart.

filthymcnasty · 24-11-2011 11:33PM

Had a seious row with an ex about fcuk knows what , She grabbed my shoe and refused to give it back after an argument, cue me walking from phibsboro to city centre on sunday morn to get home one shoe on one off wtf

Sunnyisland · 24-11-2011 11:37PM

filthymcnasty wrote: »

Had a seious row with an ex about fcuk knows what , She grabbed my shoe and refused to give it back after an argument, cue me walking from phibsboro to city centre on sunday morn to get home one shoe on one off wtf

Did she put her foot in it

filthymcnasty · 24-11-2011 11:49PM

realies wrote: »

Did she put her foot in it

thats only a little bit funny but i laughed anyway ---i rang mate who lived in town. he lent me pair of runners hahah, i can't remember what happened to the other shoe. conundrum---what does one do with an odd shoe

orourkeda · 24-11-2011 11:52PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I had an affair with a woman a few years ago. When the affair finished, she made my life a nightmare, slashing her wrists to get my attention, then claiming to be pregnant with my kid.

She then showed up at my house when I wasn't there - I was selling it at the time & she was pretending to be a buyer. After that, I had to move, but she kept calling me, then found my new place & poured acid on my car.

It got really bad when she kidnapped my daughter.

When I got her back, she tried to kill me & the police had her hospitalised.

But she got out, broke into my home & tried to kill my wife as she was taking a bath. I managed to stop her & as we fought, my wife shot her & she died.

True story.

That shag in the lift looked kind of kinky

LighterGuy · 24-11-2011 11:53PM

4 years ago I was dating a girl ... and even as i type this I cant believe I was ever involved with her.

Over the course of being with her she said:

- (at the start) that her best friend recently died in a car crash. She also witnessed it.
- Her older sister had dangerously given premature birth to her twins (while in reality were born perfectly fine)
- She got mugged in the Phoenix Park one day.
- (At the end) she said she had cancer. Later claiming it to be a "scare" (she was actually saying this to her friends and not me. I got wind of it tho ... fu.cking head case!)

As you guessed it. It was all lies.
Jesus, as I wrote that I paused. That's not healthy sh.it above. I cant actually believe I listened to that crap. I was very naive and stupid back then but no excuse. Last I heard she works in child care!!!! yes. Child care. Can you imagine a person like this working with kids!!?!?!? :mad:

boomkatalog · 24-11-2011 11:55PM

There was the dude who liked pink elbow-length satin gloves.... In bed. On him, not me.

Lunatic might not be the right word for him but I don't know any other word that's sufficiently descriptive >.>

Doc Ruby · 25-11-2011 12:04AM

Whoo yeah. Psychotic. But I won't go into it as I'm not the man to hang out his dirty laundry in public.

PK2008 · 25-11-2011 12:07AM

boomkatalog wrote: »

There was the dude who liked pink elbow-length satin gloves.... In bed. On him, not me.

Lunatic might not be the right word for him but I don't know any other word that's sufficiently descriptive >.>

Whats wrong with that................

44leto · 25-11-2011 12:08AM

I had this lunatic of an x who just couldn't understand why I followed her everywhere, monitored her phone, stood outside her gate every night when she broke it off. She was so nuts she just didn't realise I was doing those things out of love.

harmoniums · 25-11-2011 12:10AM

Here in the states I dated this girl who had horrid personality changes when drunk.
I flew her out with me to a friends wedding in Colarado and the night before the wedding she got ****faced and was refused service at the bar of the restaurant we were in.
This was my fault of course (seemingly I had a word with the barman ... I didn't).
It took me forever to get her back to the hotel where she ripped down the curtains and threw a chair through the plasterboard of the wall.
She then locked herself in the the bathroom screaming that she was going to flood the place.
I got her to open the door, and stepped in, she flung herself at me and hit me in the eye 3-4 times, and then get this, rammed a used tampon she'd just removed into my mouth!
I left the room and her and got another room
She seemingly munched a load of xanax and passed out.

Once I got settled in the new room I booked her on the first flight out of denver back to New Jersey and called her mother to pick her up.

Next morning she was still drunk when I let myself into the room but was all love-y.
That changed when I packed up her bags told her to be ready in 10 minutes and meet me out front in the car.

Drove her to the airport and dumped her there and then

The next few weeks were a bit of a pain with her calling me with everything from, "I'm pregnant" to "I'm going to kill myself"

Heres the trick fellas when it comes to the suicide threats, call their mothers and explain your concern, it shuts them right up, you won't get that empty threat again.

I felt like such a caricature at the wedding, the only Irish guy there and I had a black eye (and bloody mouth.....)

Did get me hole from a nice sympathetic Jewish girl that night though, so not a total loss

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