Do you have hanging earlobes?

xoxyx · 22-11-2011 03:31PM #1

I do, but I know a lot of people who don't. The trait of having attached earlobes is recessive - you need two parents with attached earlobes for you to have the same, but just one parent with hanging earlobes should guarantee you a nice wiggly bit at the end of your ear. However, Japanese and Chinese people are more likely to have attached earlobes than hanging ones. Why is that? Why are we evolving detached earlobes while Asian people are evolving attached? What does this mean for society???

Anyway - back to the original point. How are they hanging (or not)?

Noopti · 22-11-2011 03:33PM

What in the name of Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina are you on about?

chin_grin · 22-11-2011 03:34PM

Noopti wrote: »

What in the name of Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina are you on about?

<google image searches hanging earlobes................puts safe search back on>

Ah right, I think this is it. (Before and after op pic).

diamondp · 22-11-2011 03:35PM

so der's different types of earlobes????? news to me

Fromthetrees · 22-11-2011 03:35PM

I have one......:)

starbelgrade · 22-11-2011 03:36PM

Noopti wrote: »

What in the name of Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina are you on about?

I bet Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina has massive hanging lobes.

saa · 22-11-2011 03:36PM

xoxyx wrote: »

Why are we evolving detached earlobes while Asian people are evolving attached? What does this mean for society???(or not)?

HOLY SHíTE.
earlobes need to be attached, this is a human right, what kind of sick bástard would do this???(or not)?

chin_grin · 22-11-2011 03:37PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I bet Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina has massive hanging lobes.

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG.

Rocky_Dennis · 22-11-2011 03:37PM

Noopti wrote: »

What in the name of Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina are you on about?

chin_grin wrote: »

<google image searches hanging earlobes................puts safe search back on>

Ah right, I think this is it. (Before and after op pic).

I hope her vagina is B, A is way too hairy.

chin_grin · 22-11-2011 03:38PM

Andrewh1984 wrote: »

I hope her vagina is B, A is way too hairy.

You like your vaginas as ears? You f*ck mutants?

saa · 22-11-2011 03:39PM

diamondp wrote: »

so der's different types of earlobes????? news to me

YUP and it wasn't so long ago I realised that half of American guys are circumcised and Mirimam's flaps hang down.
Strange world.

flutterflye · 22-11-2011 03:40PM

I don't really know what you're on about tbh with attached and detached lobes.
But I have no earlobes - everyone always slags me because of it

stupidusername · 22-11-2011 03:40PM

I was under the impression that most peoples were pretty normal (attached) but those who wear earrings weighing a bit for many years would make them hang. I didn't look at any links though so I could be talking about something completely different

Jen Pigs Fly · 22-11-2011 03:42PM

Yes

Helix · 22-11-2011 03:43PM

i have one attached and one hanging

im a twisted freak of nature

Rocky_Dennis · 22-11-2011 03:43PM

chin_grin wrote: »

You like your vaginas as ears? You f*ck mutants?

Any hole is a goal

Ellis Dee · 22-11-2011 03:46PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I bet Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina has massive hanging lobes.

Oh jaysus, why did you have to write that? Now I'll have to go back on the bottle in a - probably vain - effort to get that image out of my mind.:eek::eek::eek:

ejmaztec · 22-11-2011 03:48PM

Mine are attached and stop my head getting a good battering in a strong wind.

xoxyx · 22-11-2011 03:49PM

Noopti wrote: »

What in the name of Miriam O'Callaghans massive vagina are you on about?

:eek::eek::eek:

That is not where I thought this thread would go!!!

flutterflye wrote: »

I don't really know what you're on about tbh with attached and detached lobes.
But I have no earlobes - everyone always slags me because of it

Attached means no earlobes. I thought you either had earlobes or you didn't, but apparently we all have earlobes but some are attached and some are detached. Meh - equality and all that.

stupidusername wrote: »

I was under the impression that most peoples were pretty normal (attached) but those who wear earrings weighing a bit for many years would make them hang. I didn't look at any links though so I could be talking about something completely different

Nope - attached is less common and it's a genetic thing.

Helix wrote: »

i have one attached and one hanging

im a twisted freak of nature

Weirdo!!! :pac::pac:

ejmaztec · 22-11-2011 03:50PM

Andrewh1984 wrote: »

Any hole is a goal

Not if it's the size of a goal it isn't.

LeeHoffmann · 22-11-2011 03:56PM

another person wondering what a detached earlobe is

Azureus · 22-11-2011 08:56PM

I feel really smart because I seem to be the only one that knows what the OP is on about...

I can never look at Miriam O'Callaghan again.
Detached for me.

Capt'n Midnight · 22-11-2011 10:38PM

Ernst Stavro Blofeld cut off his earlobes in an attempt to be Comte Balthazar de Bleuchamp.

FACT !

emeraldstar · 22-11-2011 10:44PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPt3Y2E_Rc

Oh_Noes · 22-11-2011 10:45PM

I heard Miriam O'Callaghan tucks her vagina into her sock when she's not using it to have babies.

senorwipesalot · 22-11-2011 10:51PM

wheres the semi detached option?

RichieC · 22-11-2011 10:51PM

mine are somewhere between hanging and attached. technically hanging, though.

El Guapo! · 22-11-2011 10:51PM

Oh_Noes wrote: »

I heard Miriam O'Callaghan tucks her vagina into her sock when she's not using it to have babies.

I heard if she lets them hang and then wiggles side to side really fast and makes them slap together, it sends North African elephants into heat.

pragmatic1 · 22-11-2011 10:53PM

Mine are attached too OP. Can you curl your tongue?

Captain Chaos · 22-11-2011 10:54PM

Dean09 wrote: »

I heard if she lets them hang and then wiggles side to side really fast and makes them slap together, it sends North African elephants into heat.

She moves around like a snail on them.

El Guapo! · 22-11-2011 10:54PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Mine are attached too OP. Can you curl your tongue?

I can.
Can you lick your own elbow?

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