Norweigian gf asked me

Gummy Panda · 19-11-2011 11:06PM

ottostreet wrote: »

Well, my hot Asian girlfriend was asking why Irish people are ....

very good at software?

mackg · 19-11-2011 11:14PM

Are the grammar nazis taking a night off?

OKeeffer · 19-11-2011 11:16PM

Couldn't get an Irish bird then?

Miss Olenska · 19-11-2011 11:18PM

OKeeffer wrote: »

Couldn't get an Irish bird then?

I wouldn't go there, man...

mackg · 19-11-2011 11:18PM

OKeeffer wrote: »

Couldn't get an Irish bird then?

Here we go...

Abi · 19-11-2011 11:23PM

mackg wrote: »

Are the grammar nazis taking a night off?

No, we're here alright. The vodka numbs the pain a little

OKeeffer · 19-11-2011 11:29PM

In fairness that norway bird sounds like great crack. The coffee tables back home anecdotes sound riveting....a real conversationalist.

Frank Black · 19-11-2011 11:31PM

My wheelchair bound girlfriend was wondering why my house didn't have a downstairs toilet.

I explained that the house had been constructed in the 1980's prior to the current building regulations coming into force, as I carried her upstairs for a ****.

drdeadlift · 19-11-2011 11:33PM

Miss Olenska wrote: »

Why are you not nailing your Norwegian missus on the Swedish furniture right now, OP? :D

She is sick with the flu to top that off she is having an allergic reaction to the antbiotics the doctor prescribed,so no porking tonight

mackg · 19-11-2011 11:44PM

Abi wrote: »

No, we're here alright. The vodka numbs the pain a little

damn you anyway, you have me on the powers now!

Abi · 19-11-2011 11:51PM

mackg wrote: »

Damn you anyway, you have me on the Powers now!

I like mine hot, with lemon and cloves

Glico Man · 20-11-2011 12:24AM

Abi wrote: »

On the way! I'll stick it over there on our non-existent cofee table =P

Wait a minute... Our?! When did we start living together? What's this vodka laced with?

Not that I'm complaining or anything

Johro · 20-11-2011 12:27AM

earpiece wrote: »

I've got 2

Norwegian girlfriends or tables?

mackg · 20-11-2011 12:28AM

Abi wrote: »

I like mine hot, with lemon and cloves

Better hurry up so I've only one slice of lemon left!

Lots of whiskey though.;)

Sardonicat · 20-11-2011 12:34AM

Latchy wrote: »

Did you crawl off to sleep in the bath later ?

Tell her you don't have one becuase it would prevent you from sitting on the rug, biding your time drinking her wine.

Does she have work in the morning?

Abi · 20-11-2011 01:24AM

aaronh007 wrote: »

Wait a minute... Our?! When did we start living together? What's this vodka laced with?

Not that I'm complaining or anything

You don't remember?!! but... we bought some Norwegian furniture people :pac:

mackg wrote: »

Better hurry up so I've only one slice of lemon left!

Lots of whiskey though.;)

Two straws, one cup :pac:

leggo · 20-11-2011 01:39AM

My bisexual Italian ex-girlfriend and I used to go for long walks on the beach. They were the happiest memories of my life.

She's dead now. AIDs.

Gummy Panda · 20-11-2011 01:50AM

leggo wrote: »

My bisexual Italian ex-girlfriend and I used to go for long walks on the beach. They were the happiest memories of my life.

She's dead now. AIDs.

That's right. You should never hire aids. Those bastards are unreliable and can get you killed

K-9 · 20-11-2011 01:51AM

black francis wrote: »

My wheelchair bound girlfriend was wondering why my house didn't have a downstairs toilet.

I explained that the house had been constructed in the 1980's prior to the current building regulations coming into force, as I carried her upstairs for a ****.

:eek:

drdeadlift · 20-11-2011 12:33PM

leggo wrote: »

My bisexual Italian ex-girlfriend and I used to go for long walks on the beach. They were the happiest memories of my life.

She's dead now. AIDs.

did she have a coffee table ?

Stinicker · 20-11-2011 12:49PM

Myself and the Girlfriend broke our coffee table during a mad session of lovemaking, we stick to the couch and bed now though.

hiscan · 20-11-2011 12:50PM

leggo wrote: »

My bisexual Italian ex-girlfriend and I used to go for long walks on the beach. They were the happiest memories of my life.

She's dead now. AIDs.

Was it Walking Aids???

Plumpynuter · 20-11-2011 12:59PM

Its good that you are not running out of things to talk about

leggo · 20-11-2011 06:19PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

That's right. You should never hire aids. Those bastards are unreliable and can get you killed

drdeadlift wrote: »

did she have a coffee table ?

hiscan wrote: »

Was it Walking Aids???

Guys I'd appreciate you not disrespecting the memory of my beautiful, gorgeous, swallowing, bi-sexual, Italian ex-girlfriend with whom I had many threesomes with...

That's probably where she got the AIDS, actually, come to think of it.

niallu · 20-11-2011 06:21PM

Sure where else would you put your feet when your watching tv?

Ellis Dee · 20-11-2011 06:31PM

Yes, I have one in my living room in Laois. Like the one in the picture (see link).:)

It was on sale in a shop near Henry Street for €2,900 three years ago. Someone got it for me in Helsinki for €1,200. Hardly surprisingly, the shop in Dublin died the death along with the Celtic Tiger.:eek:

http://www.finnishdesignshop.fi/images/75Artek10_iso.jpg

R P McMurphy · 20-11-2011 06:50PM

Ellis Dee wrote: »

Yes, I have one in my living room in Laois. Like the one in the picture (see link).:)

It was on sale in a shop near Henry Street for €2,900 three years ago. Someone got it for me in Helsinki for €1,200. Hardly surprisingly, the shop in Dublin died the death along with the Celtic Tiger.:eek:

http://www.finnishdesignshop.fi/images/75Artek10_iso.jpg

Did that coffee table with the wheels cost you 1.2k? My gf would like it, remind her of home

Miguel_Sanchez · 20-11-2011 06:52PM

I used to go out with a Norwegian girl. The first thing she ever asked me was "Why do Irish people wear their shoes in the house all the time?"

Then she asked me "Why do you have one tap for hot and one for cold?"

Seems Norwegian girls are full of questions. But as chat-up lines go they were original.

dj jarvis · 20-11-2011 07:04PM

Jeff_Lebowski wrote: »

I used to go out with a Norwegian girl. The first thing she ever asked me was "Why do Irish people wear their shoes in the house all the time?"

Then she asked me "Why do you have one tap for hot and one for cold?"

Seems Norwegian girls are full of questions. But as chat-up lines go they were original.

Must be a Scandinavian thing because my super hot FINNISH wifey asked me the same questions when i kidnapped ...... im mean when she moved here:D

we dont have shoes on in the house , swapped all the taps from double 2 single - but moved the table because kids nearly killed themselves 20 times a day off the bastard

OP you may have a Norwegian GF but i have a Finnish wife and they are
DURTY :cool: i win .

Miss Olenska · 20-11-2011 07:24PM

dj jarvis wrote: »

Must be a Scandinavian thing because my super hot FINNISH wifey asked me the same questions when i kidnapped ...... im mean when she moved here:D

we dont have shoes on in the house , swapped all the taps from double 2 single - but moved the table because kids nearly killed themselves 20 times a day off the bastard

OP you may have a Norwegian GF but i have a Finnish wife and they are
DURTY :cool: i win .

This thread has officially become tragic.

Norweigian gf asked me

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