Norweigian gf asked me

drdeadlift

Why don't Irish people have a table in the living room area? She said its commonplace back home.I told her some do but she has yet to see one.
So do you have a table on front of your sofa?

Zebra3

drdeadlift wrote: »

Why don't Irish people have a table in the living room area? She said its commonplace back home.I told her some do but she has yet to see one.
So do you have a table on front of your sofa?

Yeah, I do.

Tell her to drop over some time so she can see it.

Fart

Poker table? Why, of course.

DEFTLEFTHAND

drdeadlift wrote: »

Why don't Irish people have a table in the living room area? She said its commonplace back home.I told her some do but she has yet to see one.
So do you have a table on front of your sofa?

Yes I do, I thought that would be very common place in Irish homes no?

Deedsie

drdeadlift wrote: »

Why don't Irish people have a table in the living room area? She said its commonplace back home.I told her some do but she has yet to see one.
So do you have a table on front of your sofa?

We'd have to move it every time we vacuumed... More trouble than they are worth.

minidazzler

Nope, it just gets in the way of the TV, it's very common place in America too,

Miss Olenska

Lots of people have coffee tables.

hondasam

How many house has she visited? yes I do.

Latchy

Did you crawl off to sleep in the bath later ?

Glico Man

C'mon, lets be honest now... You only asked this question so you can brag that you have a Scandinavian girlfriend. Fair play, I'd have done the same

earpiece

I've got 2

Miss Olenska

OP, is this thread just an excuse to point out that you have a Norwegian girlfriend? :pac:

"Right, must think up some cultural differences topic as a cover for thread".

aaronh007 wrote: »

C'mon, lets be honest now... You only asked this question so you can brag that you have a Scandinavian girlfriend. Fair play, I'd have done the same

Ah, beaten to it!

drdeadlift

aaronh007 wrote: »

C'mon, lets be honest now... You only asked this question so you can brag that you have a Scandinavian girlfriend. Fair play, I'd have done the same

High five bro

Plug

I had two plastic legged things from Argos, both broke due to drunk people falling on them. I now use a stool to eat my dinner on.

Hootanany

Does she have hairy pits

ottostreet

Well, my hot Asian girlfriend was asking why Irish people are .... nope, doesn't matter really.

drdeadlift

Hootanany wrote: »

Does she have hairy pits

yes

Gummy Panda

drdeadlift wrote: »

High five bro

Just cause she is Norwegian, does me you get access to all that lovely oil money

Fbjm

We have three...stacked in the corner. :rolleyes:

Satts

earpiece wrote: »

I've got 2

Scandinavian girlfriends ?

earpiece

earpiece wrote: »

I've got 2

Ohhh yeah....... and I don't have a table.

drdeadlift

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Just cause she is Norwegian, does me you get access to all that lovely oil money

i wish

Sticky_Fingers

earpiece wrote: »

Ohhh yeah....... and I don't have a table.

Sure you don't need one, just bend one of them over and eat your dinner off their back.

mackg

If ever a topic needed a poll.

Miss Olenska

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

Sure you don't need one, just bend one of them over and eat your dinner off their back.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_furniture

It's possible... I guess.

earpiece

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

Sure you don't need one, just bend one of them over and eat your dinner off their back.

That's just stupid..... they feed me.

Sauve

I thought most Irish homes had coffee tables....
Where else would we keep our feet?

B_Fanatic

Edit: Wasn't even ninja'd, I'm just slow

PK2008

I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me

drdeadlift

mackg wrote: »

If ever a topic needed a poll.

not into polls hench the Norwegian gf badum bish

Mr. CooL ICE

When I was having a foursome with my czech, slovak and colombian girlfriends, they commented that Irish don't usually remove their shoes when entering a house.

That was a weird foursome.

PK2008

drdeadlift wrote: »

not into polls hench the Norwegian gf badum bish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggXbzjnffAo

Abi

drdeadlift wrote: »

Why don't Irish people have a table in the living room area? She said its commonplace back home.I told her some do but she has yet to see one.
So do you have a table on front of your sofa?

She says it to all the lads OP, it's a sales scam. She's actually Swedish.




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Godsentme

I have a decaffinated coffee table.:cool:


If she'd like to come over she\ll notice there isn't a chair..

John Doe1

Norweigan GF? well played sir

Satts

earpiece wrote: »

I've got 2

Satts wrote: »

Scandinavian girlfriends ?

earpiece wrote: »

Ohhh yeah....... and I don't have a table.

:cool:

hiscan

She just wants some Norwegian Wood.....

Satts

hiscan wrote: »

She just wants some Norwegian Wood.....

Probably pineing for it.

saa

Why yes!

But then again my living room is also my dining room and kitchen.

I also have a table in my bed room which is standing on 3 legs (it was an ikea table I took apart, broke in the process so pinned it back together successfully of course!)

Jumpy

What do you call a Scandinavian prostitute?

A fjord escort.


AHHHHHAHAHAHAHA.


I just made that one up.

corktina

well we CALL ours a coffe table, but mostly it has my feet up on it. Nice if youv'e just lit a fire....

ANYWAY, I told her I had to work in the morning and she LAUGHED

booboo88

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

Sure you don't need one, just bend one of them over and eat your dinner off their back.

Or just bend them over the table?

Dudess

People are still answering the question? Guys, he doesn't give a sh1t.

fat__tony

Bragging about having a girlfriend on an internet forum, wow your life sounds fascinating. :rolleyes:

Abi

Dudess wrote: »

People are still answering the question? Guys, he doesn't give a sh1t.

I always choose to go for something more obscure for these ones myself.


Can I interest you in a vodka? :pac:

booboo88

fat__tony wrote: »

Bragging about having a girlfriend on an internet forum, wow your life sounds fascinating. :rolleyes:

no he's not bragging about having a girlfriend,

he's bragging about having a norwegian girlfriend:rolleyes:

Glico Man

Abi wrote: »

I always choose to go for something more obscure for these ones myself.


Can I interest you in a vodka? :pac:

Can I have one? But over crushed ice, with a dash of bitter lemon, a splash of raspberry and a teaspoon of honey? Shaken not stirred

Dudess

Abi wrote: »

Dudess wrote: »

People are still answering the question? Guys, he doesn't give a sh1t.

I always choose to go for something more obscure for these ones myself.


Can I interest you in a vodka? :pac:

Definitely not thanks. Had several of the bastards last night and paid severely... :-/

I'd have a sparkly wine though. :pac:

mattjack

LordChessington wrote: »

When I was having a foursome with my czech, slovak and colombian girlfriends, they commented that Irish don't usually remove their shoes when entering a house.

That was a weird foursome.

these girlfriends of yours ? how many Irish have they had ?

Glico Man

Dudess wrote: »

Definitely not thanks. Had several of the bastards last night and paid severely... :-/

I'd have a sparkly wine though. :pac:

Having been on a wine training course with work yesterday, may I recommend a nice bottle of Prosecco with a side serving of peach slices. Really really nice. Or use Prosecco and have a nice Bellini

drdeadlift

fat__tony wrote: »

Bragging about having a girlfriend on an internet forum, wow your life sounds fascinating. :rolleyes:

jealous much