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New Slogan for Tourism Ireland?

  • 20-11-2011 02:50AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭


    How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 5 million cnuts"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    "Sure go on, it'll be good craic."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 5 million cnuts"
    oooh, controversial...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    oooh, controversial...

    Tourism ireland is cross border:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭manlad


    heeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    I'm no cnut, ur a cnut


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,271 ✭✭✭Keith186


    "Ireland, come to get pîssed, stay for the dole"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Keith186 wrote: »
    "Ireland, come to get pîssed, stay for the dole"

    "Ireland, come for the dole, stay to get pissed" Sound better?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,343 ✭✭✭overshoot


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 5 million cnuts"
    the other 1million are illiterate?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 5 million cnuts"
    Make sure to adjust for emigration

    How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 5 million cnuts
    How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 4.9 million cnuts
    How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 4.8 million cnuts
    How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 4.7 million cnuts
    How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 4.6 million cnuts
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,029 ✭✭✭Rhys Essien


    "We blew the lot,now you can blow us"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 365 ✭✭YBTurbo


    Ireland come for a holiday, Stay and draw the dole, receive a council house, Socialising money, Medical card, Other concessions of various other things and sit on your ars or do work for cash into the hand....

    Ireland it's a lovely country providing you don't work.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    Welcome to Irlandestein....the 17th lander of Deutschland,please leave your dignity at the door.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    overshoot wrote: »
    the other 1million are illiterate?

    what other one million?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    overshoot wrote: »
    the other 1million are illiterate?

    Eh well genius if i say that word it will be censored:rolleyes: e.g ****


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Ireland: We have some shit. Some shit what you might like. Come see our shit!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 589 ✭✭✭maddragon


    Discover Ireland, we've all fxxked off. Please feed the cat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 365 ✭✭YBTurbo


    strobe wrote: »
    Ireland: We have some shit. Some shit what you might like. Come see our shit!


    Woooooooahhh that's a whole other thread, I think this site http://www.ratemydoodie.com/today.html is more related to the shit! topic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    You tend to start alot of good threads on AH John Doe, Keep up your mighty work.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    You tend to start alot of good threads on AH John Doe, Keep up your mighty work.:)

    Now he feels pressured so say good bye to the good threads


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 365 ✭✭YBTurbo


    Discover Ireland: A lovely little island consisting of many magnificent views, from rolling hills to breath taking sea views. Where you can see the undisturbed countryside in Kerry and developed citys like Dublin.
    Ireland caters for all types of tourists, for those into Motorsport we have Mondello Park, for those into many historical aspects of culture we have many castles and other ruins, Come and have a pint of Guinness with the locals and have a chat.

    Ireland, Come and experience it yourself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    YBTurbo wrote: »
    Discover Ireland: A lovely little island consisting of many magnificent views, from rolling hills to breath taking sea views. Where you can see the undisturbed countryside in Kerry and developed citys like Dublin.
    Ireland caters for all types of tourists, for those into Motorsport we have Mondello Park, for those into many historical castles and other ruins come and have a point of Guinness with the locals and have a chat.

    Ireland, Come and experience it yourself.

    Bit of a mouthful


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 365 ✭✭YBTurbo


    Bit of a mouthful

    Okay shortened version,

    Ireland, Come get pissed and ride a ginger. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,343 ✭✭✭overshoot


    what other one million?
    the 32 counties have a populaton of over 6million... unless emmigration has really picked up

    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Eh well genius if i say that word it will be censored:rolleyes: e.g xxxxcunt
    fyp


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    Come spend money in Ireland, or we will send westlife to your city on their farewell tour


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 385 ✭✭Mully_2011


    YBTurbo wrote: »
    Discover Ireland: A lovely little island consisting of many magnificent views, from rolling hills to breath taking sea views. Where you can see the undisturbed countryside in Kerry and developed citys like Dublin.
    Ireland caters for all types of tourists, for those into Motorsport we have Mondello Park, for those into many historical aspects of culture we have many castles and other ruins, Come and have a point of Guinness with the locals and have a chat.

    Ireland, Come and experience it yourself.

    .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭myflipflops


    Steal from the Chinese:

    "Ireland - A great bunch of lads"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    overshoot wrote: »
    the 32 counties have a populaton of over 6million... unless emmigration has really picked up
    The why did the OP say 5 million?!1 ?1??/??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭policarp


    What's your point?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    The why did the OP say 5 million?!1 ?1??/??

    OP is not counting the brits (good on ya OP)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,370 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    Herzlich willkommen auf der neuen west deutschland


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 589 ✭✭✭maddragon


    Ireland. Come before we go.


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