New Slogan for Tourism Ireland?

John Doe1

How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 5 million cnuts"

The King of Moo

"Sure go on, it'll be good craic."

im invisible

John Doe1 wrote: »

How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 5 million cnuts"

oooh, controversial...

John Doe1

im invisible wrote: »

oooh, controversial...

Tourism ireland is cross border:rolleyes:

manlad

heeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I'm no cnut, ur a cnut

Keith186

"Ireland, come to get pîssed, stay for the dole"

hondasam

Keith186 wrote: »

"Ireland, come to get pîssed, stay for the dole"

"Ireland, come for the dole, stay to get pissed" Sound better?

overshoot

John Doe1 wrote: »

How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 5 million cnuts"

the other 1million are illiterate?

Dotrel

John Doe1 wrote: »

How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 5 million cnuts"

Make sure to adjust for emigration

How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 5 million cnuts
How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 4.9 million cnuts
How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 4.8 million cnuts
How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 4.7 million cnuts
How about "Ireland: 32 counties, 4.6 million cnuts
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Rhys Essien

"We blew the lot,now you can blow us"

YBTurbo

Ireland come for a holiday, Stay and draw the dole, receive a council house, Socialising money, Medical card, Other concessions of various other things and sit on your ars or do work for cash into the hand....

Ireland it's a lovely country providing you don't work.

Ronin247

Welcome to Irlandestein....the 17th lander of Deutschland,please leave your dignity at the door.

The Radiator

overshoot wrote: »

the other 1million are illiterate?

what other one million?

John Doe1

overshoot wrote: »

the other 1million are illiterate?

Eh well genius if i say that word it will be censored:rolleyes: e.g ****

strobe

Ireland: We have some shit. Some shit what you might like. Come see our shit!

maddragon

Discover Ireland, we've all fxxked off. Please feed the cat.

YBTurbo

strobe wrote: »

Ireland: We have some shit. Some shit what you might like. Come see our shit!

Woooooooahhh that's a whole other thread, I think this site http://www.ratemydoodie.com/today.html is more related to the shit! topic

DEFTLEFTHAND

You tend to start alot of good threads on AH John Doe, Keep up your mighty work.:)

The Radiator

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

You tend to start alot of good threads on AH John Doe, Keep up your mighty work.:)

Now he feels pressured so say good bye to the good threads

YBTurbo

Discover Ireland: A lovely little island consisting of many magnificent views, from rolling hills to breath taking sea views. Where you can see the undisturbed countryside in Kerry and developed citys like Dublin.
Ireland caters for all types of tourists, for those into Motorsport we have Mondello Park, for those into many historical aspects of culture we have many castles and other ruins, Come and have a pint of Guinness with the locals and have a chat.

Ireland, Come and experience it yourself.

The Radiator

YBTurbo wrote: »

Discover Ireland: A lovely little island consisting of many magnificent views, from rolling hills to breath taking sea views. Where you can see the undisturbed countryside in Kerry and developed citys like Dublin.
Ireland caters for all types of tourists, for those into Motorsport we have Mondello Park, for those into many historical castles and other ruins come and have a point of Guinness with the locals and have a chat.

Ireland, Come and experience it yourself.

Bit of a mouthful

YBTurbo

The Radiator wrote: »

Bit of a mouthful

Okay shortened version,

Ireland, Come get pissed and ride a ginger. :cool:

overshoot

The Radiator wrote: »

what other one million?

the 32 counties have a populaton of over 6million... unless emmigration has really picked up

John Doe1 wrote: »

Eh well genius if i say that word it will be censored:rolleyes: e.g xxxxcunt

fyp

nice_very

Come spend money in Ireland, or we will send westlife to your city on their farewell tour

Mully_2011

YBTurbo wrote: »

Discover Ireland: A lovely little island consisting of many magnificent views, from rolling hills to breath taking sea views. Where you can see the undisturbed countryside in Kerry and developed citys like Dublin.
Ireland caters for all types of tourists, for those into Motorsport we have Mondello Park, for those into many historical aspects of culture we have many castles and other ruins, Come and have a point of Guinness with the locals and have a chat.

Ireland, Come and experience it yourself.

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myflipflops

Steal from the Chinese:

"Ireland - A great bunch of lads"

The Radiator

overshoot wrote: »

the 32 counties have a populaton of over 6million... unless emmigration has really picked up

The why did the OP say 5 million?!1 ?1??/??

policarp

What's your point?

nice_very

The Radiator wrote: »

The why did the OP say 5 million?!1 ?1??/??

OP is not counting the brits (good on ya OP)

Bruthal

Herzlich willkommen auf der neuen west deutschland

maddragon

Ireland. Come before we go.

chasm

Discover Ireland - Bring your wallet!

AllGunsBlazing

Visit Ireland - last chance before it's annexed.

psychward

ThEIrLand - It's not ours any longer. Can I have some change for a hostel ? The cheque for making this ad bounced and I need a hostel tonight. Ok damn you I need some vodka stop judging me . You have plenty of money for fake mustaches asshole.

policarp

VAT up 2%.
Knickers down 70%.
Cum for the Value.
Dunnes best prices,
because we're Irish. . .

kieranfitz

"mayday mayday mayday, this is the independent nation the Republic of Ireland located in the north Atlantic. We are going down by the arse, taking on debt and loosing people. we require urgent foreign currency. mayday mayday mayday.................

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Ireland: Not all it's cracked up to be.

The King of Moo

"Sorry to bother you. This is awful embarrassing, but I'm after running out of petrol a couple of miles down the road there.
I hate asking, but you wouldn't have 20 quid for petrol would you? I've nothing on me but when I get petrol I'll be able to drive to an ATM and get your money back. Here, I'll leave the keys with you while I'm gone."

John Doe1

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

You tend to start alot of good threads on AH John Doe, Keep up your mighty work.:)

Ha thanks, ive heard good things of you as well mr. lefthand

John Doe1

The Radiator wrote: »

Now he feels pressured so say good bye to the good threads

Just wait for my new one "How about those travellers and arent the bankers right bastards"

Kojak

Wilkommen to ireland

AllGunsBlazing

Come to Ireland - Certified Polio free since 2002.