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Norweigian gf asked me

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  • #32
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    drdeadlift wrote: »
    not into polls hench the Norwegian gf badum bish

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggXbzjnffAo


  • #33
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    drdeadlift wrote: »
    Why don't Irish people have a table in the living room area? She said its commonplace back home.I told her some do but she has yet to see one.
    So do you have a table on front of your sofa?
    She says it to all the lads OP, it's a sales scam. She's actually Swedish.




    .


  • #34
    Godsentme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    I have a decaffinated coffee table.:cool:


    If she'd like to come over she\ll notice there isn't a chair..


  • #35
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Norweigan GF? well played sir


  • #36
    Satts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Satts


    earpiece wrote: »
    I've got 2:D
    Satts wrote: »
    Scandinavian girlfriends ?
    earpiece wrote: »
    Ohhh yeah....... and I don't have a table.

    :cool:


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  • #37
    hiscan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭hiscan


    She just wants some Norwegian Wood.....


  • #38
    Satts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Satts


    hiscan wrote: »
    She just wants some Norwegian Wood.....

    Probably pineing for it.


  • #39
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Why yes!

    But then again my living room is also my dining room and kitchen.

    I also have a table in my bed room which is standing on 3 legs (it was an ikea table I took apart, broke in the process so pinned it back together successfully of course!)


  • #40
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    What do you call a Scandinavian prostitute?

    A fjord escort.


    AHHHHHAHAHAHAHA.


    I just made that one up.


  • #41
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,730 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    well we CALL ours a coffe table, but mostly it has my feet up on it. Nice if youv'e just lit a fire....

    ANYWAY, I told her I had to work in the morning and she LAUGHED


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  • #42
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    Sticky_Fingers wrote: »
    Sure you don't need one, just bend one of them over and eat your dinner off their back.

    Or just bend them over the table? ;)


  • #43
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    People are still answering the question? Guys, he doesn't give a sh1t.


  • #44
    fat__tony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 587 ✭✭✭fat__tony


    Bragging about having a girlfriend on an internet forum, wow your life sounds fascinating. :rolleyes:


  • #45
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Dudess wrote: »
    People are still answering the question? Guys, he doesn't give a sh1t.

    I always choose to go for something more obscure for these ones myself.


    Can I interest you in a vodka? :pac:


  • #46
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    fat__tony wrote: »
    Bragging about having a girlfriend on an internet forum, wow your life sounds fascinating. :rolleyes:

    no he's not bragging about having a girlfriend,

    he's bragging about having a norwegian girlfriend:rolleyes:


  • #47
    Glico Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,376 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    Abi wrote: »
    I always choose to go for something more obscure for these ones myself.


    Can I interest you in a vodka? :pac:

    Can I have one? But over crushed ice, with a dash of bitter lemon, a splash of raspberry and a teaspoon of honey? Shaken not stirred :p


  • #48
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Abi wrote: »
    Dudess wrote: »
    People are still answering the question? Guys, he doesn't give a sh1t.

    I always choose to go for something more obscure for these ones myself.


    Can I interest you in a vodka? :pac:
    Definitely not thanks. Had several of the bastards last night and paid severely... :-/

    I'd have a sparkly wine though. :pac:


  • #49
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    LordChessington wrote: »
    When I was having a foursome with my czech, slovak and colombian girlfriends, they commented that Irish don't usually remove their shoes when entering a house.

    That was a weird foursome.

    these girlfriends of yours ? how many Irish have they had ?


  • #50
    Glico Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,376 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    Dudess wrote: »
    Definitely not thanks. Had several of the bastards last night and paid severely... :-/

    I'd have a sparkly wine though. :pac:

    Having been on a wine training course with work yesterday, may I recommend a nice bottle of Prosecco with a side serving of peach slices. Really really nice. Or use Prosecco and have a nice Bellini :)


  • #51
    drdeadlift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,189 ✭✭✭drdeadlift


    fat__tony wrote: »
    Bragging about having a girlfriend on an internet forum, wow your life sounds fascinating. :rolleyes:

    jealous much


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  • #52
    acidskiffle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭acidskiffle


    Do boy.


  • #53
    drdeadlift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,189 ✭✭✭drdeadlift


    Dudess wrote: »
    People are still answering the question? Guys, he doesn't give a sh1t.

    hey mr i do care actually!


  • #54
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    drdeadlift wrote: »
    fat__tony wrote: »
    Bragging about having a girlfriend on an internet forum, wow your life sounds fascinating. :rolleyes:

    jealous much
    Maybe he is - or maybe he thinks you starting the thread to draw attention was a bit on the lame side...


  • #55
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,395 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    ottostreet wrote: »
    Well, my hot Asian girlfriend was asking why Irish people are .... nope, doesn't matter really.

    Sorry, but Norwegian trumps Asian


  • #56
    Miss Olenska
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Miss Olenska


    Why are you not nailing your Norwegian missus on the Swedish furniture right now, OP? :p:D


  • #57
    R P McMurphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭R P McMurphy


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    ottostreet wrote: »
    Well, my hot Asian girlfriend was asking why Irish people are .... nope, doesn't matter really.

    Sorry, but Norwegian trumps Asian
    Yeah well my pikey girlfriend was asking me why my house doesn't have any wheels


  • #58
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    My ex - Peruvian girlfriend use to say my wooden coffee table would make a fine set of pan pipes . Then when I got rid of it for a glass one she left me for a Dutchman who made clogs :(


  • #59
    Miss Olenska
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Miss Olenska


    drdeadlift wrote: »
    jealous much

    WHY do I get the feeling you've been itching to post this all thread? :pac:


  • #60
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    drdeadlift wrote: »
    My Norwegian gf

    Pics or it didnt happen.


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  • #61
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    aaronh007 wrote: »
    Can I have one? But over crushed ice, with a dash of bitter lemon, a splash of raspberry and a teaspoon of honey? Shaken not stirred :p

    On the way! I'll stick it over there on our non-existent cofee table =P
    Dudess wrote: »
    Definitely not thanks. Had several of the bastards last night and paid severely... :-/

    I'd have a sparkly wine though. :pac:
    That's weak talk now, it's not a school night woman! =D
    Miss Olenska wrote: »
    Why are you not nailing your Norwegian missus on the Swedish furniture right now, OP? :p:D

    Seeing what you did there :pac:


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