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Jesus appears on the Cliffs of Moher

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  • #32
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,669 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Option 4.
    I don't know about you people, but i'm seeing the image of a Decepticons symbol on the cliff. Does that mean Transformers are real and are coming to Ireland, or are possibly already here:(.


  • #33
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Rhyme wrote: »
    I'm seeing Bobby Sands.

    My first reaction too, but then someoen on the article said Bjorn borg and that's now who I'm seeing.

    EDIT - seeing in the image.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #34
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    That could be any Jesus


  • #35
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    That could be any Jesus

    Or possibly Je-Sus. His non-union mexican equivalent


  • #36
    IrishZeus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭IrishZeus


    Option 4.
    amacca wrote: »
    Do we have to seek the Germans approval for everything?

    I bet that group of German men were key members of some Troika sub-committee looking yet more things that have to gain their approval

    (yes little pixie-paddy go on ahead there if you do manage to fool your fat american cousins into spending their money here you can give that back to us too - smiling indulgently and patting us on the head)

    don't they realize without our ability to be reckless and feckless a stronger euro would have destroyed their exports long ago, they need us to balance out their excesses of sensibleness with stupidity and short sighted greed...we are the yin to their yang.....instead they treat us like gombeens........having to seek their approval for a class 3 relic...what next?

    Two words for ya.

    Chill.

    Pill.


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  • #37
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Careful now.
    Well im convinced, lets kill dawkins


  • #38
    Il Trap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭Il Trap


    Hobbes wrote: »
    Does that make the Cliffs of Moher a class one relic? I heard some guy was cured there.
    No, someone was lured there. It was Paddy Short, then those fellas started to beat him with the sticks.


  • #39
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Almost as impressive as the time my dog lifted his tail only to reveal the face of Jesus on his bullet hole ;

    http://www.jonco48.com/blog/dogbuttjesus.gif


  • #40
    maddragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 589 ✭✭✭maddragon


    It makes sense. Shur everybody knows that Catholicism is on the rocks in Ireland. If jesus is here can we have the Vatican and all it's artworks moved here too???


  • #41
    Plazaman
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    That's Himself alright.

    Why he's sitting playing an accordian though is anyones guess?


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  • #42
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,152 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Careful now.
    Zebra3 wrote: »
    How the f*ck does anyone living today know what Jaysus looks like?

    There are no photos of him or any painting done of him while he was alive.

    Mongs. :rolleyes:

    Not only that, but most of the holy pictures portray him - for some reason - as a white bloke.

    And lo-and-behold : the "apparition" in the photo shows ? The standard holy-picture representation of the white bloke.

    I agree that it looks more like Rory Gallagher though!


  • #43
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,152 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Careful now.
    Why doesn't the article say what happened AFTER she took the picture ?

    I need to know!

    It's not fair to end it on a cliffhanger!


  • #44
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    They should charge people to take pictures, make a big prophet for the area.


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Hobbes wrote: »
    Does that make the Cliffs of Moher a class one relic? I heard some guy was cured there.

    No, someone was lured there, do you remember that fella Paddy Shirt. Then those fellas started beating him with sticks!

    EDIT: beaten to it :(


  • #46
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    Careful now.
    Hobbes wrote: »
    Does that make the Cliffs of Moher a class one relic? I heard some guy was cured there.

    No, someone was lured there. It was Paddy Short, then those fellas started to beat him with the sticks.


  • #47
    JerryHandbag
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    Option 4.
    "Crilly, it is just an indistinct squiggle"


  • #48
    vex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 145 ✭✭vex


    looks a bit like the autobots symbol from transformers to me :pac:


  • #49
    ScumLord
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    Zebra3 wrote: »
    How the f*ck does anyone living today know what Jaysus looks like?

    There are no photos of him or any painting done of him while he was alive.

    Mongs. :rolleyes:
    All we know is that based on genetic research from the time period, Jesus must have been a good looking white man. It's a certainty he had long hair and a beard too. In the gospels of Paul we can follow his daily hair care routine.


  • #50
    [Deleted User]
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    Option 4.
    Good job it wasn't Mohammed or we would have never found out wha! :pac:


  • #51
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Option 4.
    ScumLord wrote: »
    All we know is that based on genetic research from the time period, Jesus must have been a good looking white man. It's a certainty he had long hair and a beard too. In the gospels of Paul we can follow his daily hair care routine.

    Jesus was a pioneer in the use of Wash & Go. None of that 2 bottles in the shower crap.

    So I believe.


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  • #52
    44leto
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    Oh My Gawd, Jesus step away from the edge.


  • #53
    ScumLord
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    JerryHandbag wrote: »
    Jesus was a pioneer in the use of Wash & Go. None of that 2 bottles in the shower crap.

    So I believe.
    Indeed Jesus said onto his disciples, take this and wash with it, it does both hair and body. It's special formula will give you a holy head of easily manageable hair. For it is easier for a Greasy headed man to pass through the eye of an needle than it is for him to enter the kingdom of god.


  • #54
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Edz87 wrote: »
    Good job it wasn't Mohammed or we would have never found out wha! :pac:

    Well you know if it was Mohammed because he was a ginger, its why you are not allowed show or paint an image of him. Like get over it, besides I think redheads are hot.


  • #55
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Where does Jesus get he's hair done? it's fantastic!


  • #56
    flutterflye
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    Option 4.
    Yakult wrote: »
    Where does Jesus get he's hair done? it's fantastic!

    Toni & Guy obviously :rolleyes:


  • #57
    ScumLord
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    Yakult wrote: »
    Where does Jesus get he's hair done? it's fantastic!
    Heaven is full of hairdressers, it's the gayest place ever.


  • #58
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Eff off Jesus and stop tagging our stuff :mad:


  • #59
    LordSutch
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    http://s0.wat.fr/image/demis-rousos-it-five-clock_qnfs_9on75.jpg


  • #60
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Careful now.
    ScumLord wrote: »
    Heaven is full of hairdressers, it's the gayest place ever.

    How did those heathens get up there?


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  • #61
    ch750536
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    I see skeletor, which is slightly more scary as He-Man is dead.


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