Inappropriate "lady" in work

ejmaztec · 11-11-2011 02:57PM

I bet the old dear goes like a feckin train. She'll be in one of the cupboards at the Christmas office orgy/piss-up.

RichieC · 11-11-2011 02:58PM

It's this womans duty to get a rinse and perm and begin the pepperpot stage of her life.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 11-11-2011 02:59PM

She sounds like good craic. You on the other hand, OP...

fishy fishy · 11-11-2011 03:00PM

Dublin Chick wrote: »

Right so I work with one other lady (well form your own opinion ) in a small office. She works part time only so I don't have to deal with her all the time thank goodness.

She is 60 years old and she is one of the most vulgar people I have ever come across. She constantly swears all day long. Now I am not ageist but there is something so much worse about an older woman using bad language. Everything is "Oh fcuk" "Shyte" etc..

She is also really inappropriate when it comes to openly discussing sex (one day she told me she was going to try a vibrator) or how she wouldn't mind a bit of him when ever any male comes to the office. It actually makes me feel ill.

This morning Colm Hayes was discussing a singles night that happened last night on the radio and people were calling in who attended. One guy called in and basically said he had met a girl and they had got together last night and it was great craic, from what I heard he spent the night with her. Then she looks at me and says in a leery way (puke) "He had a bit of craic.....literally".

She is also not great to look at years of drinking and smoking have taken their toll!! Yet she insists on wearing the lowest cut tops so everyone is subjected to her wrinkly cleavage!!!

This is just an example of what she goes on like and I really think that I am going to say something. She reminds me of a pervy leery old man and it is disgusting.

reverse the roles - welcome to the world of what females have to put up with, with men. Deal with it.

Ellis Dee · 11-11-2011 03:00PM

I knew a lewd, fun-loving mature chick like her once. Great craic altogether, and she could suck a golfball through six feet of half inch hosepipe. Accept her and learn from her, and one day you'll be just as appreciated.;););)

Orando Broom · 11-11-2011 03:00PM

I wouldn't waste an indulgence on her, Op, if I were you.

saa · 11-11-2011 03:01PM

At least she's not a dry shíte. I said that phrase to an friend from across the pond to be met with shock and horror, a dry ****é? opposed to?

earpiece · 11-11-2011 03:01PM

OP, you invite me into your work place and I'll sort the 'old dear' out.... but you may need to call the cleaners when I'm done.

:D:D:D

Musiconomist · 11-11-2011 03:02PM

Is she ridin'?

Jerri Jordan · 11-11-2011 03:02PM

I think she sounds like great fun!

11-11-2011 03:03PM

I thought this was going to be about a cross dressing co-worker!

stovelid · 11-11-2011 03:03PM

Dalton Wailing Pear wrote: »

She sounds like good craic. You on the other hand, OP...

The saying about being born old and dying young springs to mind.....

earpiece · 11-11-2011 03:03PM

Musiconomist wrote: »

Is she ridin'?

HEY, I asked first.... get to the back of the line.

Cill Dara Abu · 11-11-2011 03:04PM

Dalton Wailing Pear wrote: »

She sounds like good craic. You on the other hand, OP...

I'd say her craic is as wide as the Grand Canyon at this stage.

smash · 11-11-2011 03:04PM

Sounds like a woman in my office block... must spend 20 hours a week on sunbeds too.

Sky King · 11-11-2011 03:05PM

Sounds like PJ Gallagher in disguise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37IzNRe_gpE

Dublin Chick · 11-11-2011 03:07PM

Ok ok I have to admit this was funny

.

A fine young man just called into collect a cheque.

I went to hand him the cheque and I dropped it by accident on the floor so he had to bend down to get it.

She say's to him. "She did that on purpose to get a good look at you"

The poor guy was

:o:o:o

I lolled inside

4zn76tysfajdxp · 11-11-2011 03:08PM

Dublin Chick wrote: »

Ok ok I have to admit this was funny .

A fine young man just called into collect a cheque.

I went to hand him the cheque and I dropped it by accident on the floor so he had to bend down to get it.

She say's to him. "She did that on purpose to get a good look at you"

The poor guy was :o:o:o

I lolled inside

lol outside for heaven's sake! Live a little, you buttoned up square.

Cill Dara Abu · 11-11-2011 03:08PM

Dublin Chick wrote: »

Ok ok I have to admit this was funny .

A fine young man just called into collect a cheque.

I went to hand him the cheque and I dropped it by accident on the floor so he had to bend down to get it.

She say's to him. "She did that on purpose to get a good look at you"

The poor guy was :o:o:o

I lolled inside

How much was on the cheque?

ejmaztec · 11-11-2011 03:10PM

Dublin Chick wrote: »

Ok ok I have to admit this was funny .

A fine young man just called into collect a cheque.

I went to hand him the cheque and I dropped it by accident on the floor so he had to bend down to get it.

She say's to him. "She did that on purpose to get a good look at you"

The poor guy was :o:o:o

I lolled inside

She could be your future self come back in time to show you the errors of your ways.:eek:

Dublin Chick · 11-11-2011 03:14PM

Dalton Wailing Pear wrote: »

lol outside for heaven's sake! Live a little, you buttoned up square.

I assure u I am no square .....

EarlyStorms · 11-11-2011 03:15PM

Workplaces can be pretty boring so count yourself lucky to have that kind of entertainment in there. I’m sure she gives you plenty of material for funny stories and even inspired a whole thread. She's doing something right but she does sound like filth!

Musiconomist · 11-11-2011 03:16PM

Dublin Chick wrote: »

I assure u I am no square .....

I get down with my home-friends, semi regularly.

jester77 · 11-11-2011 03:16PM

By any chance, has she dentures??

Cill Dara Abu · 11-11-2011 03:17PM

Dublin Chick wrote: »

I assure u I am no square .....

I agree with you OP, I hate loud obnoxious people, it would be like listening to Janice Battersby in work all day.

Musiconomist · 11-11-2011 03:17PM

It's funny when a woman does it, but if a MAN told you he was going to try out a new vibrator, THEN it becomes an issue.......

mariano rivera · 11-11-2011 03:17PM

OP, You need to fight fire with fire here

The next time she says something you feel is inappropriate, say to her

"Go on love, show us your Gee"

Dublin Chick · 11-11-2011 03:19PM

I have kinda portrayed her as some kind of barrel of laughs! I assure you this is far from it. I love a bit of office banter but there is more to it than that. She is pervy and it creeps me out :eek:

saa · 11-11-2011 03:22PM

Dublin Chick wrote: »

I have kinda portrayed her as some kind of barrel of laughs! I assure you this is far from it. I love a bit of office banter but there is more to it than that. She is pervy and it creeps me out :eek:

Yes you did, she sounds loveable and like she's always joking inbetween cursing.

Is it in a hurtful way? what does she do to make you feel so uncomfortable?

Is she sex positive and open because that's not the same as being pervy
I just didn't catch the creepiness from your post.

jackie1974 · 11-11-2011 03:23PM

I think she sounds funny, she has probably always had that kind of personality and can't just switch it off because she has gotten older.

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