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Out of date johnnies

  • 11-11-2011 03:56AM
    #1
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭


    Whats the deal with expiry dates on condoms - just found 12 packs in an office that I'm renting and they all expired in march :mad:
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  • #2
    retalivity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,842 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    i was out of d nine johnnies once but i ended up grand


  • #3
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    They turn to dust after 4 years, tried it once, riding this one with an expired rubber one night and when I came a plume of smoke literally came shooting out of her vag.

    True story bro.


  • #4
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Yeah i wouldn't eat them either.


  • #5
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Are you sure that's not a Tayto bag? I wouldn't worry, it refers to the crisps, the bag's fine to use.


  • #6
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,321 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    If they are quite edible though they can make a nice jelly.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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  • #7
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Just compared it to a fresh one - they look the same - but they sure do smell bad!!!
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  • #8
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    You're in luck. You wont' need to buy balloons for decoration this christmas.


  • #9
    Arawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    Is this office also known as your bedroom.



    Never had condoms anywhere near that long, scarlet for ya mate


  • #10
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭ardinn


    36 condoms wasted - im in shock and awe at the total disregard - I looked it up and its because they may become brittle - ONS only then - thought they might rot me knob off - We shall call these holiday johnnies :D
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  • #11
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    sounds like your office used to be a massage parlour ... or a constituency office


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  • #12
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭ardinn


    I dont tink so :D but anyone who was actually getting laid would have taken these - tosser!!!
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  • #13
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    at least you'll get a dozen posh **** out of them


  • #14
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Just use a crisp bag!


  • #15
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Saila wrote: »
    at least you'll get a dozen posh **** out of them

    12 PACKS - Thats 36 :D
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    http://slaneyfishing.com




  • #16
    Arianna_26
    Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭Arianna_26


    ardinn wrote: »
    Whats the deal with expiry dates on condoms - just found 12 packs in an office that I'm renting and they all expired in march :mad:

    Yeah they have an expiry date, I wouldn't push it if I were you!


  • #17
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    ardinn wrote: »
    12 PACKS - Thats 36 :D

    fuck off its 3 30am :p


  • #18
    mickrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭mickrock


    Saila wrote: »
    at least you'll get a dozen posh **** out of them

    Yes, and if you start collecting your precious bodily fluids and put them into a jam jar you've got an interesting new hobby.


  • #19
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    we need to find some creative uses for the johnnies. survivalists use them as water bags . or you could donate them to your local parochial house :D


  • #20
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    mickrock wrote: »
    Yes, and if you start collecting your precious bodily fluids and put them into a jam jar you've got an interesting new hobby.

    is the new hobby swap the jam jar at breakfast?


  • #21
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    psychward wrote: »
    we need to find some creative uses for the johnnies. survivalists use them as water bags . or you could donate them to your local parochial house :D

    I remember bear grylls used one in one of the episodes cant remember what for though :(


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  • #22
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    Saila wrote: »
    I remember bear grylls used one in one of the episodes cant remember what for though :(

    It gets lonely out there in the wilds :pac:


  • #23
    The Scientician
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwNxIS4mlQU


  • #24
    Arianna_26
    Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭Arianna_26


    What's with the 'd ate johnnies' title anyway, op'? Does it really cost you that much time to explain properly to people that you have out-of-date condoms?


  • #25
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    she looks like shes handled a condom before


  • #26
    mickrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭mickrock


    Arianna_26 wrote: »
    What's with the 'd ate johnnies' title anyway, op'?

    Why is there an apostrophe before the question mark? Shoddy.


  • #27
    NoHornJan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    If they're the flavoured type, you can use them as chewing gum.
    And they make great big bubbles.


  • #28
    Arianna_26
    Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭Arianna_26


    mickrock wrote: »
    Why is there an apostrophe before the question mark? Shoddy.

    Well I understood the 'Out of' bit. :confused:


  • #29
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Try and pull one all the way over your head*.
    It's humorous looking.

    *The one on your shoulders


  • #30
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    psychward wrote: »
    she looks like shes handled a condom before

    She's probably had sex before :eek: the filthy whoor!

    OP can't use them for sex apparently but 36posh ****?


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  • #31
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,209 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    psychward wrote: »
    she looks like shes handled a condom before
    And I bet she's naked under them clothes, the filthy whore!


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