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Things men/women do or say that makes no sense

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  • #62
    k4kate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭k4kate


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    I had a disconcerting experience in such a situation once.
    I wasn't following those rules exactly, but I took the fourth urinal from the right in a row of six.
    They were all unoccupied and the place was quiet so I wasn't expecting many people.

    Then a guy came in (who I'd never seen before... or since) and did the sensible thing and took the first one on the right, leaving two urinals between me and him.

    But then before he started he looked up, saw me, and moved to the third from the right, next to me.
    He didn't say anything and went about his business.

    I was a little freaked out and finished up and left pretty quickly.

    To this day I'm not sure what he was thinking.
    Maybe he thought I looked lovely.

    Could have been your soulmate......


  • #63
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    k4kate wrote: »
    Could have been your soulmate......

    I feel kind of bad for him now, I must have let him down.

    I'm going to go back to that urinal and make a solitary vigil till he returns.

    Then I guess I'll have to tell him I'm not gay but still flattered and would be willing to at least go for a pint, and sure who knows what might happen after?


  • #64
    k4kate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭k4kate


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    I feel kind of bad for him now, I must have let him down.

    I'm going to go back to that urinal and make a solitary vigil till he returns.

    Then I guess I'll have to tell him I'm not gay but still flattered and would be willing to at least go for a pint, and sure who knows what might happen after?

    Sigh! I just love happy endings.....:)


  • #65
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    k4kate wrote: »
    Sigh! I just love happy endings.....:)
    He was offering him some company for a pint, not a massage...


  • #66
    mathie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    Sating "men/women" when they could use "people"


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  • #67
    k4kate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭k4kate


    smash wrote: »
    He was offering him some company for a pint, not a massage...

    He said sure who knows what might happen after.
    When a guy says that to me on a night out usually he has something physical in mind.

    Or maybe I just have a dirty mind and he intends to play scrabble oir something


  • #68
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    k4kate wrote: »
    He said sure who knows what might happen after.
    When a guy says that to me on a night out usually he has something physical in mind.

    Or maybe I just have a dirty mind and he intends to play scrabble oir something

    I'm new to the whole gay thing so I might just make a compromise and suggest a game of strip scrabble.


  • #69
    k4kate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭k4kate


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    I'm new to the whole gay thing so I might just make a compromise and suggest a game of strip scrabble.

    Never played that, can i join?


  • #70
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    k4kate wrote: »
    Never played that, can i join?

    By all means, but be aware that once someone gets a triple-word score there'll be hardcore nudity.


  • #71
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Lately I see a lot of young women that look like they care about their appearance and hygiene but are going out with some tracksuit wearing buffoon that seems to have no redeeming characteristics whatsoever. These women don't even seem to mind that their neanderthal boyfriend keeps hawking up phlegm and spitting it all over the place.


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  • #72
    k4kate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭k4kate


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    By all means, but be aware that once someone gets a triple-word score there'll be hardcore nudity.

    I intend to be that someone and then the reason for his interest in you will be revealed........ and maybe the proof of it.
    Oops maybe i should not have said that


  • #73
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    k4kate wrote: »
    I intend to be that someone and then the reason for his interest in you will be revealed........ and maybe the proof of it.
    Oops maybe i should not have said that

    Blast! Like all my gay near-misses, it was just an elaborate ruse!


  • #74
    k4kate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭k4kate


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Blast! Like all my gay near-misses, it was just an elaborate ruse!

    If you keep having gay near misses maybe give up on being gay.
    Become bi that doubles your chances of pulling....


  • #75
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,004 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Tesco Massacre wrote: »
    To be serious for one second- what's the story with some footballer's wives who stay with the husband despite his serial philandering? I'm thinking of Giggs', Terry's and Rooney's wives in particular. I can't understand why they wouldn't boot him out the second he was unfaithful.
    Because they're whores who've spent their entire lives dreaming about spending an overpaid prima-donna's money for him.

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  • #76
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    Because they're whores who've spent their entire lives dreaming about spending an overpaid prima-donna's money for him
    bitter much? Can't figure out if you're a wannabe whore or wannabe prima donna...


  • #77
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    You stand beside your friend whilst using urinals, right?

    NO. That violates The Urinal Code


  • #78
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    I don't understand peoples' obsession with celebrities. Especially with teenage girls going nuts over singers like Justin Bieber.

    I don't understand some people's need to clean their house daily. A little dust never harmed anyone (well, unless there's an asthmatic and the dust gets disturbed).


  • #79
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Arse.


  • #80
    kieranfitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 592 ✭✭✭kieranfitz


    The obsession that some women have with having the toilet seat down. Its on a hinge for a reason, learn to use it.


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