Things men/women do or say that makes no sense

Tonto86

After making another thread now I'm curious. What does the other sex do or say that doesn't make any sense to you?

I'll get the ball rolling with...

"I got nothing to wear" when ye have a wardrobe packed to the brim with clothes

Badgermonkey

Marry

cruiser178

Woman : Get up out of bed your breakfast is ready.


Me : Bitch bring it up to me on a fcuking tray.


Makes no sence to me at all

Bowlardo

cruiser178 wrote: »

Woman : Get up out of bed your breakfast is ready.


Me : Bitch bring it up to me on a fcuking tray.


Makes no sence to me at all

Brilliant

Unique User Name

Women:- Hours on hair and makeup with the end result looking worse than the original

The King of Moo

Believing in clearly made-up belief systems with no history to give them a sense of weight like scientology.

Going to the cinema and choosing a film based on the title even though they haven't heard of the film.

Using unnecessary apostrophes.

Going on unmotivated mass killing sprees.

I don't understand why men/women do any of these things.

hatrickpatrick

"I hate him so much, he's an absolute jerk who treats me like crap..."
"So then dump him?"
"But I love him!!!"

Seriously... What?

drumlover22

Women : My hair just won't go!

Where the fcuk do you want it to go?

Scanlas The 2nd

Tonto86 wrote: »

After making another thread now I'm curious. What does the other sex do or say that doesn't make any sense to you?

I'll get the ball rolling with...

"I got nothing to wear" when ye have a wardrobe packed to the brim with clothes

I think women mean they don't have clothes that will make them feel the way they want their clothes to make them feel.

Roisin87

People that laugh when they get tickled - you can't tickle yourself so you know its not funny but when other people tickle you - you laugh - well I know everyone doesn't but a lot of people do and it doesn't really make much sense.

Eric Cartman

"shes really hot" then pointing to her ugly friend

ejmaztec

Roisin87 wrote: »

People that laugh when they get tickled - you can't tickle yourself so you know its not funny but when other people tickle you - you laugh - well I know everyone doesn't but a lot of people do and it doesn't really make much sense.

^^this^^

Blue_Seas

Roisin87 wrote: »

People that laugh when they get tickled - you can't tickle yourself so you know its not funny but when other people tickle you - you laugh - well I know everyone doesn't but a lot of people do and it doesn't really make much sense.

Laughing is a response to the fear you feel when being tickled. Fingers skittering across your skin produces the same sensation as loads of creepy crawlies climbing up you. It's psychological, so when you try to tickle yourself you know that it's your own hand so you won't laugh (although there are certain places, like the roof of your mouth, that you can tickle yourself)

AnonoBoy

Any conversation a man or woman has about quantum mechanics just leaves me utterly confused.

John Doe1

Women: I want to leave the kitchen:D

Saila

anything said in chinese

3ndahalfof6

chickatumawawa

ToddyDoody

My granny used ask if i was getting much fresh air. Opening a window didnt count.

kieranfitz

Wimmins: Id you don't know what you've done, then there's no point me telling ya

Storminateacup

The fact that they always have to have a rational explanation for everything.

How they're allergic of accepting help.

Why they're afraid of crying.

How they can be bald and fat and still think they're irristable to the better sex.

How they fail to comprehed basic hints

How so Joe

Why do girls go to the bathroom in pairs/groups??

starbelgrade

Women will often ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trick you. Try avoid answering these questions.

Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'.

The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man is not be able to identify most of these items. Don't try.

Women brush their hair before bed. You will never know why.

Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the wardrobe - you 'just don't understand'.

Them bitches do be crazy.

Tesco Massacre

How so Joe wrote: »

Why do girls go to the bathroom in pairs/groups??

Well, Joe, I think it's one or more of the following:

- actually having to use the loo
- gossip
- re-application of cosmetics.
- hot lesbo action.

How so Joe

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Well, Joe, I think it's one or more of the following:

- actually having to use the loo
- gossip
- re-application of cosmetics.
- hot lesbo action.

Gossip and hot lesbo action I can understand.
Having to use the loo and reapplication of cosmetics aren't group activities, though?

orourkeda

I dont understand why women marry mass murderers whil they are serving a life sentence for their crimes.

Neither do I understand why men fall in love with lapdancers or prostitutes

Storminateacup

You stand beside your friend whilst using urinals, right?

And of course re application of
cosmetics is a group activity. As is fixing hair.

Good ole chat in the loo as well, it's like taking pit stops on the night out.

Tesco Massacre

How so Joe wrote: »

Gossip and hot lesbo action I can understand.
Having to use the loo and reapplication of cosmetics aren't group activities, though?

Women are strange, beautiful and capricious creatures, Joe.

One can only speculate as to why they do what they do...and why they do certain things, like going to the bathroom, in groups.
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It's probably something to do with tampons.

How so Joe

Storminateacup wrote: »

You stand beside your friend whilst using urinals, right?

And of course re application of
cosmetics is a group activity. As is fixing hair.

Good ole chat in the loo as well, it's like taking pit stops on the night out.

I've never stood beside a friend while using a urinal...
Guess my lack of interest in cosmetics/hair is a barring factor against great group experiences.

How so Joe

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Women are strange, beautiful and capricious creatures, Joe.

One can only speculate as to why they do what they do...and why they do certain things, like going to the bathroom, in groups.
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It's probably something to do with tampons.

Tampons. In a group situtation... Oh, the horrors. :eek:

orourkeda

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Women are strange, beautiful and capricious creatures, Joe.

One can only speculate as to why they do what they do...and why they do certain things, like going to the bathroom, in groups.
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It's probably something to do with tampons.

I'm thinking of using that as a chat up line. Alright love? Hows yer geepad?

Tesco Massacre

To be serious for one second- what's the story with some footballer's wives who stay with the husband despite his serial philandering? I'm thinking of Giggs', Terry's and Rooney's wives in particular. I can't understand why they wouldn't boot him out the second he was unfaithful.

strobe

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

To be serious for one second- what's the story with some footballer's wives who stay with the husband despite his serial philandering? I'm thinking of Giggs', Terry's and Rooney's wives in particular. I can't understand why they wouldn't boot him out the second he was unfaithful.

Prenup?

starbelgrade

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

To be serious for one second- what's the story with some footballer's wives who stay with the husband despite his serial philandering? I'm thinking of Giggs', Terry's and Rooney's wives in particular. I can't understand why they wouldn't boot him out the second he was unfaithful.

Because some women understand that the men they love were never made to be sexually monogamous.

Cill Dara Abu

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

To be serious for one second- what's the story with some footballer's wives who stay with the husband despite his serial philandering? I'm thinking of Giggs', Terry's and Rooney's wives in particular. I can't understand why they wouldn't boot him out the second he was unfaithful.

Money!

Have you seen Peter Crouch's missus?

Duggy747

*Whips out generalising brush*

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Woman: "Men who play video games are sad, get a life!

OMG!!!!

[Celebrity X] was seen in car with a random woman in his passenger seat outside a restaurant!! [Celebrity Y] will be pissed............the skinny bitch, ha ha!!"

*continues to read up on her horoscope in her gossip mag............but not before reading of the story of the woman who made love to a ghost who turned out to be her love rat boyfriend who cheated on her with her sister and then ran off with her mother before she realised he was a Nazi who had killed her in her past life when she was a noble French spy in WWII*

"OMG, what a freaky story!!"

starbelgrade

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Money!

Have you seen Peter Crouch's missus?

I've come across her a few times on the internet.

Tesco Massacre

starbelgrade wrote: »

Because some women understand that the men they love were never made to be sexually monogamous.

Perhaps, but the page-long celeb mag tell-all accounts by some of the women in the aftermath of the affairs hint at some kind of disappointment on their part due to the wrong being done by the partner. So why the need to articulate that disappointment if they felt that the partner's cheating was inevitable or expected?

Jesus, I'm tired. I'm not even sure that made sense.

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Money!

Have you seen Peter Crouch's missus?

But in theory, the women involved could clean the men out financially in any settlement as they're the wronged party. Just look at Tiger Woods and his ex-wife.

username_x

starbelgrade wrote: »

I've cum across her a few times on the internet.

FYP.

EKClarke

The way women are passive aggressive, feel entitled to happiness (the greatest lie of 'feminism'), and have to hint at everything so as to be non confrontational.

How so Joe

How so Joe wrote: »

Why do girls go to the bathroom in pairs/groups??

Well, if you can't figure it out yourself I'm not going to tell you!

(I did actually use that line on someone a few days ago )

Wetai

username_x wrote: »

starbelgrade wrote: »

I've cum across her a few times on the internet.

FYP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

Dravokivich

Storminateacup wrote: »

You stand beside your friend whilst using urinals, right?

eh no... there's a code of conduct when it comes to using the pissers in the jacks.

First man in uses the 1 furthest from the door.

Second man in uses the 1 closest to the door.

Third man in uses the 1 in the middle.

Fourth man in will use the 1 between the middle and the furthest.

the same principle applies if it's just a metal sheet against the wall with a gutter.

gnfnrhead

Dravokivich wrote: »

eh no... there's a code of conduct when it comes to using the pissers in the jacks.

First man in uses the 1 furthest from the door.

Second man in uses the 1 closest to the door.

Third man in uses the 1 in the middle.

Fourth man in will use the 1 between the middle and the furthest.

the same principle applies if it's just a metal sheet against the wall with a gutter.

I've never used a system like that, I tend to go for one that isnt beside someone else, doesnt matter where it is. It probably works out similar enough to the way you said it though but I've never taken note. :cool:

Men and women are completly different in this regard. Women can go in gangs of as many that will fit at one time. If you're a man and another man you're with asks if you want to go for a piis with him, you'll be backing away pretty quickly. If you happen to go the same time as another man, there is always AT LEAST three or four urinals between you in my expierence. The only time I have ever stood next to another man while using a urinal is at the airport when they are jammers because a flight just unboarded.

The King of Moo

Dravokivich wrote: »

eh no... there's a code of conduct when it comes to using the pissers in the jacks.

First man in uses the 1 furthest from the door.

Second man in uses the 1 closest to the door.

Third man in uses the 1 in the middle.

Fourth man in will use the 1 between the middle and the furthest.

the same principle applies if it's just a metal sheet against the wall with a gutter.

I had a disconcerting experience in such a situation once.
I wasn't following those rules exactly, but I took the fourth urinal from the right in a row of six.
They were all unoccupied and the place was quiet so I wasn't expecting many people.

Then a guy came in (who I'd never seen before... or since) and did the sensible thing and took the first one on the right, leaving two urinals between me and him.

But then before he started he looked up, saw me, and moved to the third from the right, next to me.
He didn't say anything and went about his business.

I was a little freaked out and finished up and left pretty quickly.

To this day I'm not sure what he was thinking.
Maybe he thought I looked lonely.

Dravokivich

Yer sig makes that post all the better :P

The King of Moo

Dravokivich wrote: »

Yer sig makes that post all the better :P

Good thing I kept alert and didn't put it into practice in that situation.

LeeHoffmann

Woman: "Men who play video games are sad, get a life!

OMG!!!!

[Celebrity X] was seen in car with a random woman in his passenger seat outside a restaurant!! [Celebrity Y] will be pissed............the skinny bitch, ha ha!!"

*continues to read up on her horoscope in her gossip mag............but not before reading of the story of the woman who made love to a ghost who turned out to be her love rat boyfriend who cheated on her with her sister and then ran off with her mother before she realised he was a Nazi who had killed her in her past life when she was a noble French spy in WWII*

"OMG, what a freaky story!!"

OMG that sounds just like me! How did you know? Lolz

FinnLizzy

Women... They'll accept chivalry when it suits them, but moan about not being treated as equals.

And what's with them pushing babies out of their gees? That's jsut gross!

But what I don't understand about men (myself included) is the Madonna/Whore complex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna%E2%80%93whore_complex

upandcumming

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Money!

Have you seen Peter Crouch's missus?

Interviewer: "What would you be if you weren't a footballer?"
Peter Crouch: "A virgin"

smash

"I always judge a man on his shoes"

15 mins later:
"I can't walk in these fcuking things, I'll be in bits tomorrow!"

Wtf... you can't judge when you always buy shoes you can't use!

Frank Black

The King of Moo wrote: »

I had a disconcerting experience in such a situation once.
I wasn't following those rules exactly, but I took the fourth urinal from the right in a row of six.
They were all unoccupied and the place was quiet so I wasn't expecting many people.

Then a guy came in (who I'd never seen before... or since) and did the sensible thing and took the first one on the right, leaving two urinals between me and him.

But then before he started he looked up, saw me, and moved to the third from the right, next to me.
He didn't say anything and went about his business.

I was a little freaked out and finished up and left pretty quickly.

To this day I'm not sure what he was thinking.
Maybe he thought I looked lonely.

"I wonder what his cock looks like"


There you go - wonder no more.