Things men/women do or say that makes no sense

strobe · 01-11-2011 01:48AM

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

To be serious for one second- what's the story with some footballer's wives who stay with the husband despite his serial philandering? I'm thinking of Giggs', Terry's and Rooney's wives in particular. I can't understand why they wouldn't boot him out the second he was unfaithful.

Prenup?

starbelgrade · 01-11-2011 01:49AM

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

To be serious for one second- what's the story with some footballer's wives who stay with the husband despite his serial philandering? I'm thinking of Giggs', Terry's and Rooney's wives in particular. I can't understand why they wouldn't boot him out the second he was unfaithful.

Because some women understand that the men they love were never made to be sexually monogamous.

Cill Dara Abu · 01-11-2011 01:51AM

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

To be serious for one second- what's the story with some footballer's wives who stay with the husband despite his serial philandering? I'm thinking of Giggs', Terry's and Rooney's wives in particular. I can't understand why they wouldn't boot him out the second he was unfaithful.

Money!

Have you seen Peter Crouch's missus?

Duggy747 · 01-11-2011 01:58AM

*Whips out generalising brush*

Woman: "Men who play video games are sad, get a life!

OMG!!!!

[Celebrity X] was seen in car with a random woman in his passenger seat outside a restaurant!! [Celebrity Y] will be pissed............the skinny bitch, ha ha!!"

*continues to read up on her horoscope in her gossip mag............but not before reading of the story of the woman who made love to a ghost who turned out to be her love rat boyfriend who cheated on her with her sister and then ran off with her mother before she realised he was a Nazi who had killed her in her past life when she was a noble French spy in WWII*

"OMG, what a freaky story!!"

starbelgrade · 01-11-2011 01:59AM

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Money!

Have you seen Peter Crouch's missus?

I've come across her a few times on the internet.

Tesco Massacre · 01-11-2011 02:02AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Because some women understand that the men they love were never made to be sexually monogamous.

Perhaps, but the page-long celeb mag tell-all accounts by some of the women in the aftermath of the affairs hint at some kind of disappointment on their part due to the wrong being done by the partner. So why the need to articulate that disappointment if they felt that the partner's cheating was inevitable or expected?

Jesus, I'm tired. I'm not even sure that made sense.

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Money!

Have you seen Peter Crouch's missus?

But in theory, the women involved could clean the men out financially in any settlement as they're the wronged party. Just look at Tiger Woods and his ex-wife.

username_x · 01-11-2011 04:56AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I've cum across her a few times on the internet.

FYP.

EKClarke · 01-11-2011 05:03AM

The way women are passive aggressive, feel entitled to happiness (the greatest lie of 'feminism'), and have to hint at everything so as to be non confrontational.

01-11-2011 09:17AM

How so Joe wrote: »

Why do girls go to the bathroom in pairs/groups??

Well, if you can't figure it out yourself I'm not going to tell you!

(I did actually use that line on someone a few days ago

)

Wetai · 01-11-2011 12:49PM

username_x wrote: »

starbelgrade wrote: »

I've cum across her a few times on the internet.

FYP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

Dravokivich · 01-11-2011 01:05PM

Storminateacup wrote: »

You stand beside your friend whilst using urinals, right?

eh no... there's a code of conduct when it comes to using the pissers in the jacks.

First man in uses the 1 furthest from the door.

Second man in uses the 1 closest to the door.

Third man in uses the 1 in the middle.

Fourth man in will use the 1 between the middle and the furthest.

the same principle applies if it's just a metal sheet against the wall with a gutter.

gnfnrhead · 01-11-2011 01:12PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

eh no... there's a code of conduct when it comes to using the pissers in the jacks.

First man in uses the 1 furthest from the door.

Second man in uses the 1 closest to the door.

Third man in uses the 1 in the middle.

Fourth man in will use the 1 between the middle and the furthest.

the same principle applies if it's just a metal sheet against the wall with a gutter.

I've never used a system like that, I tend to go for one that isnt beside someone else, doesnt matter where it is. It probably works out similar enough to the way you said it though but I've never taken note. :cool:

Men and women are completly different in this regard. Women can go in gangs of as many that will fit at one time. If you're a man and another man you're with asks if you want to go for a piis with him, you'll be backing away pretty quickly. If you happen to go the same time as another man, there is always AT LEAST three or four urinals between you in my expierence. The only time I have ever stood next to another man while using a urinal is at the airport when they are jammers because a flight just unboarded.

The King of Moo · 01-11-2011 01:17PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

eh no... there's a code of conduct when it comes to using the pissers in the jacks.

First man in uses the 1 furthest from the door.

Second man in uses the 1 closest to the door.

Third man in uses the 1 in the middle.

Fourth man in will use the 1 between the middle and the furthest.

the same principle applies if it's just a metal sheet against the wall with a gutter.

I had a disconcerting experience in such a situation once.
I wasn't following those rules exactly, but I took the fourth urinal from the right in a row of six.
They were all unoccupied and the place was quiet so I wasn't expecting many people.

Then a guy came in (who I'd never seen before... or since) and did the sensible thing and took the first one on the right, leaving two urinals between me and him.

But then before he started he looked up, saw me, and moved to the third from the right, next to me.
He didn't say anything and went about his business.

I was a little freaked out and finished up and left pretty quickly.

To this day I'm not sure what he was thinking.
Maybe he thought I looked lonely.

Dravokivich · 01-11-2011 01:21PM

Yer sig makes that post all the better :P

The King of Moo · 01-11-2011 01:23PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

Yer sig makes that post all the better :P

Good thing I kept alert and didn't put it into practice in that situation.

LeeHoffmann · 01-11-2011 01:39PM

Woman: "Men who play video games are sad, get a life!

OMG!!!!

[Celebrity X] was seen in car with a random woman in his passenger seat outside a restaurant!! [Celebrity Y] will be pissed............the skinny bitch, ha ha!!"

*continues to read up on her horoscope in her gossip mag............but not before reading of the story of the woman who made love to a ghost who turned out to be her love rat boyfriend who cheated on her with her sister and then ran off with her mother before she realised he was a Nazi who had killed her in her past life when she was a noble French spy in WWII*

"OMG, what a freaky story!!"

OMG that sounds just like me! How did you know? Lolz

FinnLizzy · 01-11-2011 01:40PM

Women... They'll accept chivalry when it suits them, but moan about not being treated as equals.

And what's with them pushing babies out of their gees? That's jsut gross!

But what I don't understand about men (myself included) is the Madonna/Whore complex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna%E2%80%93whore_complex

upandcumming · 01-11-2011 01:45PM

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Money!

Have you seen Peter Crouch's missus?

Interviewer: "What would you be if you weren't a footballer?"
Peter Crouch: "A virgin"

smash · 01-11-2011 02:33PM

"I always judge a man on his shoes"

15 mins later:
"I can't walk in these fcuking things, I'll be in bits tomorrow!"

Wtf... you can't judge when you always buy shoes you can't use!

Frank Black · 01-11-2011 02:51PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

I had a disconcerting experience in such a situation once.
I wasn't following those rules exactly, but I took the fourth urinal from the right in a row of six.
They were all unoccupied and the place was quiet so I wasn't expecting many people.

Then a guy came in (who I'd never seen before... or since) and did the sensible thing and took the first one on the right, leaving two urinals between me and him.

But then before he started he looked up, saw me, and moved to the third from the right, next to me.
He didn't say anything and went about his business.

I was a little freaked out and finished up and left pretty quickly.

To this day I'm not sure what he was thinking.
Maybe he thought I looked lonely.

"I wonder what his cock looks like"

There you go - wonder no more.

The King of Moo · 01-11-2011 02:55PM

black francis wrote: »

"I wonder what his cock looks like"

There you go - wonder no more.

But usually after they've had a look they move away again, very quickly...

Frank Black · 01-11-2011 02:57PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

But usually after they've had a look they move away again, very quickly...

Because it's so big and scary?

oldyouth · 01-11-2011 02:57PM

Why do some women fall head over heals over a bloke, loving everything about him, then go and marry him with the intention of changing everything about him

old hippy · 01-11-2011 02:58PM

Why do some women blow hot and cold?

The King of Moo · 01-11-2011 02:58PM

black francis wrote: »

Because it's so big and scary?

and hairy. :eek:

holystungun9 · 01-11-2011 03:03PM

old hippy wrote: »

Why do some women blow hot and cold?

aaghh!! .......must..............not...........make...........obvious...........joke.........

help!!! somebody just do it. I can´t keep taking the bait!

Frank Black · 01-11-2011 03:04PM

old hippy wrote: »

Why do some women blow hot and cold?

The cold setting is for cooling and setting a curl. For example, if you use a round brush to curl your hair and then blast it with the hot setting - before removing the brush, blast it with the cool setting. This will cool the curl and set it and the curl will last longer

Lady Chuckles · 01-11-2011 03:05PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

I had a disconcerting experience in such a situation once.
I wasn't following those rules exactly, but I took the fourth urinal from the right in a row of six.
They were all unoccupied and the place was quiet so I wasn't expecting many people.

Then a guy came in (who I'd never seen before... or since) and did the sensible thing and took the first one on the right, leaving two urinals between me and him.

But then before he started he looked up, saw me, and moved to the third from the right, next to me.
He didn't say anything and went about his business.

I was a little freaked out and finished up and left pretty quickly.

To this day I'm not sure what he was thinking.
Maybe he thought I looked lonely.

Hahaha!!

I'm sorry, mister Moo, but this post made my day. It's hilarious! :pac:

The King of Moo · 01-11-2011 03:14PM

Lady Chuckles wrote: »

Hahaha!!
I'm sorry, mister Moo, but this post made my day. It's hilarious! :pac:

I'm just glad some good has finally come out of it.

IrishZeus · 01-11-2011 03:17PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

I'm just glad some good has finally come out of it.

I'd say some good came of it as soon as you left him alone in the jacks.

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