Sexy Halloween costumes...zzzzzzzz.

Eve_Dublin · 01-11-2011 02:00PM #1

So another Halloween has passed. This is the one time of the year I like to dress up like an idiot and have fun but it seems like more and more women every year with sezro imagination who are afraid to let go simply dress up as some sexy nurses, sexy devil, sexy cat/tiger, sexy ghost, sexy vampire or whatever boring, overused idea we've all seen a million times.

Now yes, they look sexy and sexy is good because it's sexy but we have every day of the week to do the sexy thing but back in my day (fado fado), Halloween was a time to have a laugh. Not blowing my own trumpet here but I went as a very unsexy box of cornflakes. I constructed a cornflakes box out of a cardboard box, made spoons out of cardboard and tinfoil and even made a hat shaped like a bowl of cornflakes. Saturday night I went to a party filled to the brim with women dressed as sexy whatevers (I live in Spain and everyone at the party was either English, Irish or American mainly...the Spanish don't really do the Halloween thing yet although it's creeping in). The men had a laugh and dressed up in fun costumes but the women....they let me down and I ended up feeling like a bit of a numpty in spite of myself.

Does every little thing we do nowadays have to be sexy?? (yes, yes...I know what answers to expect from here..) What happened to just having fun for fun's sake? Halloween has become boring and porsaic like everything else and what was once my favourite time of year has now become a bore.

Boooo :-(

Last night I adorned my cornflakes box again to show others I will not conform, damnit! And it was actually a good night...at least I had my fun

Isolt · 01-11-2011 02:03PM

I was a sexy vampire. Well, I poured blood all over me so I looked creepy.

Still sexy though :cool:

Dunny · 01-11-2011 02:04PM

Pics or GTFO

120_Minutes · 01-11-2011 02:04PM

Sexy costumes are uninspired unless it's Cosplay from comics/ video games/ sci if etc.

See comic con for details

--Kaiser-- · 01-11-2011 02:04PM

I like Halloween. It's an excuse for women who normally wouldn't dress scantily, to dress scantily.

...and it's an excuse for women who normally dress scantily, to dress even scantilier

krudler · 01-11-2011 02:05PM

"Halloween is the one night of the year where a girl can dress like a complete slut and other girls cant say anything about it"- Mean Girls

Its cool when girls put in actual effort or wear something scary instead of the sexy cat (most boring Halloween costume ever) or cop.

Captain Darling · 01-11-2011 02:05PM

It is a bit of a cliche i suppose. It doesnt seem to be a halloween costume unless a woman has their baps out. Dont know what the big deal is about it lately. Back in my 'day' no one bothered with it. It was for kids basically.

On the other hand i nearly crashed my car on the way into work this morning when i saw some poor fecker struggling up College Road on the way home after a hard night out dressed as Scooby Doo. Now that was some walk of shame. He looked bollixed.

subway · 01-11-2011 02:06PM

hi op, welcome to the internet, i am certain you will find someone to share your corn flake box sexy fetish if you would kindly post some pics

mikom · 01-11-2011 02:07PM

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I went as a very unsexy box of cornflakes.

I'd rather ride a box of cornflakes than some of the "sexy" yokes I saw out the last night.
Just don't come running to me in 9 months if you find a free gift inside the box....

Eve_Dublin · 01-11-2011 02:09PM

Captain Darling wrote: »

On the other hand i nearly crashed my car on the way into work this morning when i saw some poor fecker struggling up College Road on the way home after a hard night out dressed as Scooby Doo. Now that was some walk of shame. He looked bollixed.

See I'm laughing just thinking about that...that's what it's all about for me. The walk of shame at 7am dressed as a turnip or whatever...

Eve_Dublin · 01-11-2011 02:10PM

krudler wrote: »

"Halloween is the one night of the year where a girl can dress like a complete slut and other girls cant say anything about it"- Mean Girls

Its cool when girls put in actual effort or wear something scary instead of the sexy cat (most boring Halloween costume ever) or cop.

Even worse, the BOUGHT sexy cat costumes....yawn.

Abi · 01-11-2011 02:11PM

I like that you didn't conform to the usual french maid type outfits Eve, though I will say that the point of Halloween over all has been lost on most. This year, I was a black widow, last year I was a vampiress, and scream, and a devil woman and the likes before that. I try to stick to the idea behind it.

It's more fancy-dress than Halloween anymore, unfortunately.

starbelgrade · 01-11-2011 02:12PM

Saucer of milk for the OP.

Eve_Dublin · 01-11-2011 02:12PM

mikom wrote: »

I'd rather ride a box of cornflakes than some of the "sexy" yokes I saw out the last night.
Just don't come running to me in 9 months if you find a free gift inside the box....

The beauty of it was, I was completely unrideable...it was like some kind of chastity belt with a force field. Men couldn't come near me....although they still tried...cornflakes obviously does it for some men.

Mr. Incognito · 01-11-2011 02:12PM

Bitter OP= Ugly OP

You should have dressed as a lemon.

I welcome naked ladies at all occasions /celebrations.

starbelgrade · 01-11-2011 02:13PM

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Bitter OP= Ugly OP

Is that a can of worms I hear being opened?

Eve_Dublin · 01-11-2011 02:15PM

Abi wrote: »

I like that you didn't conform to the usual french maid type outfits Eve, though I will say that the point of Halloween over all has been lost on most. This year, I was a black widow, last year I was a vampiress, scream, and a devil woman and the likes before that. I try to stick to the idea behind it.

It's more fancy-dress than Halloween anymore, unfortunately.

I like those kinds of costumes...the scary ones that people put a bit of effort into. It's the over the top/I'm trying way to hard to be sexy costumes that I've seen a million times that bore me. Maybe I'm over thinking this...I've a terrible hangover.:(

I was originally going to go as a "Seriel/Cereal Killer" but just because I've a stupid sense of humour, thought it'd be funnier just to go as a box of cornflakes. That's how I roll.

Miss Olenska · 01-11-2011 02:15PM

I just don't see the point in dressing up for Halloween in general. It's "fun" for about 10 seconds, then you have to deal with a cumbersome costume for the rest of the night, and the novelty wears off FAST.

Wacky costumes = not as fun as they seem, so not worth the effort to make.

If I HAVE to do the costume thing, I always go as a cat as it takes zero effort. Sorry Eve!

Captain Darling wrote: »

Dont know what the big deal is about it lately. Back in my 'day' no one bothered with it. It was for kids basically.

Yes, thank you!!! WTF is there such a big deal made of Halloween these days?

mfceiling · 01-11-2011 02:16PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Saucer pint of milk for the OP.

FYP

krudler · 01-11-2011 02:17PM

I saw a class costume of a girl dressed as Lois Lane with a baby doll wearing a Superman cape exploding out her stomach, now thats funny, creative and creepy, everything halloween should be

Da Shins Kelly · 01-11-2011 02:17PM

In my defence, I very rarely dress in a way that some people would call 'sexy' (tiny dresses, high heels, cleavage and arse all over the place), but last night I was the sexiest cat you've ever seen (but still tasteful), and it worked!

Eve_Dublin · 01-11-2011 02:17PM

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Bitter OP= Ugly OP

You should have dressed as a lemon.

I welcome naked ladies at all occasions /celebrations.

Ah the response I was expecting from AH! No thread relating to women goes by without someone who doesn't know me calling me fat and/or ugly! Yes, I'm a horrible, haggard old thing. You're absolutely right.

Eve_Dublin · 01-11-2011 02:21PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Saucer of milk for the OP.

What....to pour on the cornflakes?

Mr. Incognito · 01-11-2011 02:22PM

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Ah the response I was expecting from AH! No thread relating to women goes by without someone who doesn't know me calling me fat and/or ugly! Yes, I'm a horrible, haggard old thing. You're absolutely right.

Ah here now- no need to be cruel. I'm sure you have a "cracking personality" and great inventive skills. I mean, a box of Cornflakes. Bravo.

You seem a lovely person with no attitute at all.

All the sexy girls dress sexy.

The FIENDS!!!

How dare they lower, what is essentially a commercialised experience to flog sweets to kids.

Sexy womins are sweets for men! Fact.

Miss Olenska · 01-11-2011 02:23PM

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Ah the response I was expecting from AH! No thread relating to women goes by without someone who doesn't know me calling me fat and/or ugly! Yes, I'm a horrible, haggard old thing. You're absolutely right.

Err, I think that poster was joking, seemed tongue-in-cheek to me.

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

What....to pour on the cornflakes?

Have you misplaced your sense of humour?

Eve_Dublin · 01-11-2011 02:27PM

Miss Olenska wrote: »

Err, I think that poster was joking, seemed tongue-in-cheek to me.

Yeah?

Have you misplaced your sense of humour?

I was joking^^^ too.

kfallon · 01-11-2011 02:27PM

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

The beauty of it was, I was completely unrideable...it was like some kind of chastity belt with a force field. Men couldn't come near me....although they still tried...cornflakes obviously does it for some men.

I'd rather me oats in the morning

:pac:

Eve_Dublin · 01-11-2011 02:28PM

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Ah here now- no need to be cruel. I'm sure you have a "cracking personality" and great inventive skills. I mean, a box of Cornflakes. Bravo.

You seem a lovely person with no attitute at all.

All the sexy girls dress sexy.

The FIENDS!!!

How dare they lower, what is essentially a commercialised experience to flog sweets to kids.

Sexy womins are sweets for men! Fact.

Was this tongue-in-cheek as well?

Professey Chin · 01-11-2011 02:28PM

One of my friends dressed as a bucket of Hillbillies chicken.
And got free chicken out of it :pac:

Miss Olenska · 01-11-2011 02:29PM

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I was joking^^^ too.

Seemed like defensiveness to me!

Mega Chin wrote: »

One of my friends dressed as a bucket of Hillbillies chicken.
And got free chicken out of it

OK, if I am reminded next Halloween that I can get free fried chicken out my Halloween costume, I might just make the effort! :pac:

Mr. Incognito · 01-11-2011 02:29PM

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Was this tongue-in-cheek as well?

Back in your (cornflakes) box.

Hang on Sexy Eve- I'll be your Adam and get my pitchfork.

DOWN WITH SEXY WOMINS AT HALLOWEEN............BOO.

Burkas for all!

Sexy Halloween costumes...zzzzzzzz.

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