Things men/women do or say that makes no sense

Tonto86 · 31-10-2011 02:32PM #1

After making another thread now I'm curious. What does the other sex do or say that doesn't make any sense to you?

I'll get the ball rolling with...

"I got nothing to wear" when ye have a wardrobe packed to the brim with clothes

Badgermonkey · 31-10-2011 02:40PM

Marry

cruiser178 · 31-10-2011 02:45PM

Woman : Get up out of bed your breakfast is ready.

Me : Bitch bring it up to me on a fcuking tray.

Makes no sence to me at all

Bowlardo · 31-10-2011 02:49PM

cruiser178 wrote: »

Woman : Get up out of bed your breakfast is ready.

Me : Bitch bring it up to me on a fcuking tray.

Makes no sence to me at all

Brilliant

Unique User Name · 31-10-2011 02:51PM

Women:- Hours on hair and makeup with the end result looking worse than the original

The King of Moo · 31-10-2011 02:55PM

Believing in clearly made-up belief systems with no history to give them a sense of weight like scientology.

Going to the cinema and choosing a film based on the title even though they haven't heard of the film.

Using unnecessary apostrophes.

Going on unmotivated mass killing sprees.

I don't understand why men/women do any of these things.

hatrickpatrick · 31-10-2011 02:56PM

"I hate him so much, he's an absolute jerk who treats me like crap..."
"So then dump him?"
"But I love him!!!"

Seriously... What?

drumlover22 · 31-10-2011 02:57PM

Women : My hair just won't go!

Where the fcuk do you want it to go?

Scanlas The 2nd · 31-10-2011 03:01PM

Tonto86 wrote: »

After making another thread now I'm curious. What does the other sex do or say that doesn't make any sense to you?

I'll get the ball rolling with...

"I got nothing to wear" when ye have a wardrobe packed to the brim with clothes

I think women mean they don't have clothes that will make them feel the way they want their clothes to make them feel.

Roisin87 · 31-10-2011 03:01PM

People that laugh when they get tickled - you can't tickle yourself so you know its not funny but when other people tickle you - you laugh - well I know everyone doesn't but a lot of people do and it doesn't really make much sense.

Eric Cartman · 31-10-2011 03:06PM

"shes really hot" then pointing to her ugly friend

ejmaztec · 31-10-2011 03:08PM

Roisin87 wrote: »

People that laugh when they get tickled - you can't tickle yourself so you know its not funny but when other people tickle you - you laugh - well I know everyone doesn't but a lot of people do and it doesn't really make much sense.

^^this^^

Blue_Seas · 31-10-2011 04:20PM

Roisin87 wrote: »

People that laugh when they get tickled - you can't tickle yourself so you know its not funny but when other people tickle you - you laugh - well I know everyone doesn't but a lot of people do and it doesn't really make much sense.

Laughing is a response to the fear you feel when being tickled. Fingers skittering across your skin produces the same sensation as loads of creepy crawlies climbing up you. It's psychological, so when you try to tickle yourself you know that it's your own hand so you won't laugh (although there are certain places, like the roof of your mouth, that you can tickle yourself)

AnonoBoy · 31-10-2011 04:26PM

Any conversation a man or woman has about quantum mechanics just leaves me utterly confused.

John Doe1 · 31-10-2011 05:27PM

Women: I want to leave the kitchen:D

Saila · 31-10-2011 05:34PM

anything said in chinese

3ndahalfof6 · 31-10-2011 05:43PM

chickatumawawa

ToddyDoody · 31-10-2011 05:58PM

My granny used ask if i was getting much fresh air. Opening a window didnt count.

kieranfitz · 01-11-2011 01:01AM

Wimmins: Id you don't know what you've done, then there's no point me telling ya

Storminateacup · 01-11-2011 01:05AM

The fact that they always have to have a rational explanation for everything.

How they're allergic of accepting help.

Why they're afraid of crying.

How they can be bald and fat and still think they're irristable to the better sex.

How they fail to comprehed basic hints

How so Joe · 01-11-2011 01:13AM

Why do girls go to the bathroom in pairs/groups??

starbelgrade · 01-11-2011 01:25AM

Women will often ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trick you. Try avoid answering these questions.

Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'.

The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man is not be able to identify most of these items. Don't try.

Women brush their hair before bed. You will never know why.

Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the wardrobe - you 'just don't understand'.

Them bitches do be crazy.

Tesco Massacre · 01-11-2011 01:28AM

How so Joe wrote: »

Why do girls go to the bathroom in pairs/groups??

Well, Joe, I think it's one or more of the following:

- actually having to use the loo
- gossip
- re-application of cosmetics.
- hot lesbo action.

How so Joe · 01-11-2011 01:32AM

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Well, Joe, I think it's one or more of the following:

- actually having to use the loo
- gossip
- re-application of cosmetics.
- hot lesbo action.

Gossip and hot lesbo action I can understand.
Having to use the loo and reapplication of cosmetics aren't group activities, though?

orourkeda · 01-11-2011 01:36AM

I dont understand why women marry mass murderers whil they are serving a life sentence for their crimes.

Neither do I understand why men fall in love with lapdancers or prostitutes

Storminateacup · 01-11-2011 01:37AM

You stand beside your friend whilst using urinals, right?

And of course re application of
cosmetics is a group activity. As is fixing hair.

Good ole chat in the loo as well, it's like taking pit stops on the night out.

Tesco Massacre · 01-11-2011 01:37AM

How so Joe wrote: »

Gossip and hot lesbo action I can understand.
Having to use the loo and reapplication of cosmetics aren't group activities, though?

Women are strange, beautiful and capricious creatures, Joe.

One can only speculate as to why they do what they do...and why they do certain things, like going to the bathroom, in groups.
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It's probably something to do with tampons.

How so Joe · 01-11-2011 01:39AM

Storminateacup wrote: »

You stand beside your friend whilst using urinals, right?

And of course re application of
cosmetics is a group activity. As is fixing hair.

Good ole chat in the loo as well, it's like taking pit stops on the night out.

I've never stood beside a friend while using a urinal...
Guess my lack of interest in cosmetics/hair is a barring factor against great group experiences.

How so Joe · 01-11-2011 01:40AM

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Women are strange, beautiful and capricious creatures, Joe.

One can only speculate as to why they do what they do...and why they do certain things, like going to the bathroom, in groups.
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It's probably something to do with tampons.

Tampons. In a group situtation... Oh, the horrors. :eek:

orourkeda · 01-11-2011 01:40AM

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Women are strange, beautiful and capricious creatures, Joe.

One can only speculate as to why they do what they do...and why they do certain things, like going to the bathroom, in groups.
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It's probably something to do with tampons.

I'm thinking of using that as a chat up line. Alright love? Hows yer geepad?

Tesco Massacre · 01-11-2011 01:47AM

To be serious for one second- what's the story with some footballer's wives who stay with the husband despite his serial philandering? I'm thinking of Giggs', Terry's and Rooney's wives in particular. I can't understand why they wouldn't boot him out the second he was unfaithful.

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