smelly fart in the gym today made young wan walk out

DublinWriter · 30-10-2011 08:58PM

I guess that's why they call it the booze.

Magill · 30-10-2011 09:02PM

LOL, dirty ****er ya :P

mr.wiggle · 30-10-2011 09:36PM

Did she happen to be about 5'6" with blonde hair?
If she was, no wonder she was pissed off with you.
My girlfriend left for the gym this morning, with one of my classics
ringing in her earhole!

Ah, man humour, it just doesn't get any better than that !!

Mr.W.

Kasabian · 30-10-2011 09:39PM

ichonk wrote: »

He later joined me in the sauna and we laughed more about it. . . Then things happened.

Is it just me or is there more to this story?

Dermighty · 30-10-2011 09:45PM

ichonk wrote: »

He later joined me in the sauna and we **********. . . These things happen.

Hmmm...

eurokev · 30-10-2011 09:50PM

AT LEAST THIS DIDNT HAPPEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL8OBj6GuVw

Fart · 30-10-2011 09:50PM

Sorry about that

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Ellis Dee · 30-10-2011 09:54PM

Better out than your eye!;) Just as long as it doesn't have a lump in it.:):):)

Captain Slow IRL · 30-10-2011 10:00PM

I was in the rock and roll office a few weeks back, there was a queue behind me for those signing on. At the head of the queue was a very heavy-set lad and right behind him a girl in her early 20's. The place was fairly quiet, bar the radio in the background, when the lad at the top lets out a loud raspberry, turns to the young wan behind him and goes; "Jesus, that thing had boots on it"

Everyone was snickering and fair play to the young one stuck behind it, so did she!

Dotrel · 30-10-2011 10:03PM

I'd say she really walked off because she needed to find somewhere private to let off a big Guinness stinker of her own.

Was she a big girl OP?

A Primal Nut · 31-10-2011 12:34PM

I think its only in Ireland ya'd have a thread like this!

Dotrel · 31-10-2011 12:40PM

A Primal Nut wrote: »

I think its only in Ireland ya'd have a thread like this!

True but that could be based on the conditions in place rather than social attitudes. I wonder how many countries have a population who routinely go out at night and destroy themselves and then 'make up for it' later at the gym. Almost seems counter productive.

JerryHandbag · 31-10-2011 01:19PM

eurokev wrote: »

AT LEAST THIS DIDNT HAPPEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL8OBj6GuVw

"Holy sh1t" says your man. Nothing holy about that sh1t! :eek:

Badgermonkey · 31-10-2011 01:20PM

As of now, 53 folks have thanked the OP for his flatulence based yarn.

Easily pleased imo.

krochford · 31-10-2011 01:40PM

so last week i went into work (barman) and had to run straight to the disabled jacks as i had been out boozing with the rest of the staff the night beforeand knew i would not make it upstairs to the gents. note: i had put away more stout then my colon was able to handle.
so i come out a happy man, go behind the bar and start my shift. a min or two later an older women comes up to me in at the bar and says "there is an awful smell of sewage coming out of that toilet. ye should get some one in to have a look at it" i just smiled and nodded and told her i would let the manager know.

Carpenter · 31-10-2011 02:06PM

ichonk wrote: »

Had around 10 pints a stout last night. Went to my local hotel gym and did my usual sunday hangover workout, 30 mins walk on threadmill followed by 30 mins sauna and 30 mins jacuzzi. Always feel better after all that.

Gym was very quiet, only 5 or 6 there. Was on the threadmill with a cute looking young wan running beside me, and then all of a sudden a huge Guinness fart just burst out of me. LOUD and smelly as ****!!!

The young wan turned around and said "you are disgusting" and stormed off out of the gym.

A Guy on a crosstrainer behind clocked what happened and burst out laughing.
He later joined me in the sauna and we laughed more about it. . . These things happen.

Bet your mother is very proud of you :rolleyes:

smelly fart in the gym today made young wan walk out

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