smelly fart in the gym today made young wan walk out

ichonk

Had around 10 pints a stout last night. Went to my local hotel gym and did my usual sunday hangover workout, 30 mins walk on threadmill followed by 30 mins sauna and 30 mins jacuzzi. Always feel better after all that.

Gym was very quiet, only 5 or 6 there. Was on the threadmill with a cute looking young wan running beside me, and then all of a sudden a huge Guinness fart just burst out of me. LOUD and smelly as ****!!!

The young wan turned around and said "you are disgusting" and stormed off out of the gym.

A Guy on a crosstrainer behind clocked what happened and burst out laughing.
He later joined me in the sauna and we laughed more about it. . . These things happen.

Jaafa

Stay classy ichonk, stay classy.

Solnskaya

Oh, look who's back as a re-reg... didn't take long.

cocoshovel

Dirty f*cker.

smk89

Next in RTE's pride of Ireland showcase a man who can burp the national anthem.

Sofaspud

*treadmill

Kojak

ichonk for sanitation comissioner!!!!!

Jesus Wept

Hers are probably worse, she just lets them off on the sly.

orourkeda

You cant beat a big powerful ripping guinness fart to start the day.

kelle

If I had been that girl, I would have burst into hysterics!

It depends on how you were brought up what attitude one has towards this natural bodily function.

leggo

Well you didn't expect her to turn around and passionately kiss you afterwards, did you OP?

Son Of A Vidic

ichonk wrote: »

Went to my local hotel gym and did my usual sunday hangover workout, 30 mins walk on threadmill followed by 30 mins sauna and 30 mins jacuzzi.

Workout? How can that be categorised as a workout? More like a 'restout'.

TanG411

You made a bum buddy.

leggo

ThinksAmoral wrote: »

You made a bum buddy.

Haha. "OOH! FARTY SAUNA FRRRIEND!"

pebbles21

She was right..........you are disgusting!

spider guardian

Were you able to vary the pitch mid-fart? I find that you can after about 4 or 5 pints

Saila

fart on her head next time OP then she'll really know about it

Gummy Panda

ichonk wrote: »

Had around 10 pints a stout last night. Went to my local hotel gym and did my usual sunday hangover workout, 30 mins walk on threadmill followed by 30 mins sauna and 30 mins jacuzzi. Always feel better after all that.

That is not a workout

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Yes, stay out of the gym OP :pac:

Bruthal

Jaafa wrote: »

Stay gassy ichonk, stay gassy.

Fixed.

Mindkiller

I've heard it said that intense cardio for 10-15 minutes can be great for a hangover. Not so sure about strolling on a treadmill for a half-hour though

RichieC

Gummy Panda wrote: »

That is not a workout

close enough...panda... lets not get into a who's who of lazy mr.I cant be bothered to have sex even though my species is going extinct :mad:

NufcNavan

This is one of the threads that you have to read after a title like that.

mongoman

ichonk wrote: »

Was on the threadmill with a cute looking young wan running beside me, and then all of a sudden a huge Guinness fart just burst out of me.

That's the strange thing though, if you have ever run on a thread mill then you should know the noise they make. So I find it hard to believe that this 'young wan' would have even heard you fart, over the noise of the threadmill. Come to think of it, this thread has a strong smell of shít.

senorwipesalot

The ungrateful bitch should be glad you didnt follow through.

Shpuds

If I was the woman, I would have burst my h*le laughing. Ah seriously, when isn't a fart funny? Says the mature 20 something woman, of course.

Tonto86

mongoman wrote: »

ichonk wrote: »

Was on the threadmill with a cute looking young wan running beside me, and then all of a sudden a huge Guinness fart just burst out of me.

That's the strange thing though, if you have ever run on a thread mill then you should know the noise they make. So I find it hard to believe that this 'young wan' would have even heard you fart, over the noise of the threadmill. Come to think of it, this thread has a strong smell of shít.

Think your treadmill is broken bro... they ain't that noisy

Xenophile

Your lack of guilt just has to be admired.

Min

The woman didn't have a gas time at the gym so.

mongoman

Tonto86 wrote: »

Think your treadmill is broken bro

I'm afraid not.

Tonto86 wrote: »

they ain't that noisy

Maybe if you're just standing on one perhaps. But if I'm running on one, I can't hear a fart. The reason I know this, is becasue my brother who trains with me is always farting. Oh I'll smell him alright but never hear him.

woodoo

You wouldn't have been laughing if some of the rancid Guinness liquid had come out and ran down the back of your leg.

DublinWriter

I guess that's why they call it the booze.

Magill

LOL, dirty ****er ya :P

mr.wiggle

Did she happen to be about 5'6" with blonde hair?
If she was, no wonder she was pissed off with you.
My girlfriend left for the gym this morning, with one of my classics
ringing in her earhole!

Ah, man humour, it just doesn't get any better than that !!


Mr.W.

Kasabian

ichonk wrote: »

He later joined me in the sauna and we laughed more about it. . . Then things happened.

Is it just me or is there more to this story?

Dermighty

ichonk wrote: »

He later joined me in the sauna and we **********. . . These things happen.

Hmmm...

eurokev

AT LEAST THIS DIDNT HAPPEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL8OBj6GuVw

Fart

Sorry about that .

Ellis Dee

Better out than your eye!;) Just as long as it doesn't have a lump in it.:):):)

Captain Slow IRL

I was in the rock and roll office a few weeks back, there was a queue behind me for those signing on. At the head of the queue was a very heavy-set lad and right behind him a girl in her early 20's. The place was fairly quiet, bar the radio in the background, when the lad at the top lets out a loud raspberry, turns to the young wan behind him and goes; "Jesus, that thing had boots on it"

Everyone was snickering and fair play to the young one stuck behind it, so did she!

Dotrel

I'd say she really walked off because she needed to find somewhere private to let off a big Guinness stinker of her own.

Was she a big girl OP?

A Primal Nut

I think its only in Ireland ya'd have a thread like this!

Dotrel

A Primal Nut wrote: »

I think its only in Ireland ya'd have a thread like this!

True but that could be based on the conditions in place rather than social attitudes. I wonder how many countries have a population who routinely go out at night and destroy themselves and then 'make up for it' later at the gym. Almost seems counter productive.

JerryHandbag

eurokev wrote: »

AT LEAST THIS DIDNT HAPPEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL8OBj6GuVw

"Holy sh1t" says your man. Nothing holy about that sh1t! :eek:

Badgermonkey

As of now, 53 folks have thanked the OP for his flatulence based yarn.

Easily pleased imo.

krochford

so last week i went into work (barman) and had to run straight to the disabled jacks as i had been out boozing with the rest of the staff the night beforeand knew i would not make it upstairs to the gents. note: i had put away more stout then my colon was able to handle.
so i come out a happy man, go behind the bar and start my shift. a min or two later an older women comes up to me in at the bar and says "there is an awful smell of sewage coming out of that toilet. ye should get some one in to have a look at it" i just smiled and nodded and told her i would let the manager know.

Carpenter

ichonk wrote: »

Had around 10 pints a stout last night. Went to my local hotel gym and did my usual sunday hangover workout, 30 mins walk on threadmill followed by 30 mins sauna and 30 mins jacuzzi. Always feel better after all that.

Gym was very quiet, only 5 or 6 there. Was on the threadmill with a cute looking young wan running beside me, and then all of a sudden a huge Guinness fart just burst out of me. LOUD and smelly as ****!!!

The young wan turned around and said "you are disgusting" and stormed off out of the gym.

A Guy on a crosstrainer behind clocked what happened and burst out laughing.
He later joined me in the sauna and we laughed more about it. . . These things happen.

Bet your mother is very proud of you :rolleyes: