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Did you ever strip off at a naturist beach?

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  • 28-10-2011 4:21pm
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    Black Leather
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 203 ✭✭


    Now I am not thinking Ireland for this question. Just wondering if any of you Boardsies have ever ' dared to bare ' on a foreign holiday and did you enjoy the experience.


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Careful now!


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    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Not allowed, Greenpeace have an injunction against me.


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    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Wouldn't it be rude not to?


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    Pace2008
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    Always hated that "naturist" euphemism. Nudist was/is a far more accurate description.


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    amacachi
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    Kasabian wrote: »
    Not allowed, Greenpeace have an injunction against me.

    I thought they liked whales?


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    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    yes, great fun. swimming nekkid is da bomb


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    Kadongy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Kadongy


    No. I did strip off at a non-naturist beach though (at night). Skinny dipping is fun.


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    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    most liberating


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    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Does drunken skinny dipping count?


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    #11
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Yes, I did, in Sweden. Believe me, a sunburnt willy is not an experience that's easy to forget ---:eek::eek::eek::eek:


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    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    amacachi wrote: »
    I thought they liked whales?

    It's all the callouts they get. They go mental.


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    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,688 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Yep. Many times. I prefer to sunbathe and swim in the complete buff. You need to make sure to use sun lotion on your bits though.


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    ltdslipdiff
    Registered Users Posts: 759 ✭✭✭ltdslipdiff


    Bared all in Greece on honeymoon, really enjoyed it...admittedly it was mainly wrinklies on the beach, was nice to be the youngest on the beach for a change! It was liberating, especially swimming in the lovely warm waters... Kept it mainly to early mornings as I wasn't brave enough to venture out when it was busy. Couldn't convince herself to go any further than topless and even at that it was a push ! Give it a go !


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    stimpson
    Registered Users Posts: 7,819 ✭✭✭stimpson


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    You need to make sure to use sun lotion on your bits though.

    Make sure you rub it in vigorously. :)


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    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Black Leather wrote: »
    Now I am not thinking Ireland for this question. Just wondering if any of you Boardsies have ever ' dared to bare ' on a foreign holiday and did you enjoy the experience.

    That's for shameless whores


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    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    If by naturist beach you mean a lift in work, then yes. yes i did


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    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    I did, and it was embarrassing, a crowd gathered and start throwing buckets of water over me and dragging me into the water.

    I think they thought I was a beached whale:(


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    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    4leto wrote: »
    I did, and it was embarrassing, a crowd gathered and start throwing buckets of water over me and dragging me into the water.

    I think they thought I was a beached whale:(

    get your own jokes fattie. :pac:


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    Coeurdepirate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Coeurdepirate


    No, but I want to :D


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    #21
    Black Leather
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 203 ✭✭Black Leather


    My first experience of a naturist beach was in Fuerteventura. I was on holiday with my girl friend and I talked her into baring all. Just lying there naked on the soft sand close to a curvy and voluptuous woman was an unforgettable experience. And then we plunged into those lovely rolling waves while clinging to each other. For me, a visit to a naturist beach with a lovely woman at my side is the most sensual experience imaginable.


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    ringadingding
    Registered Users Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    I arrived at our rented holiday villa in south of france good few years back.

    Turns our its beachfront was a nudist beach, as I walked down it for a quick gander bottle of beer in hand and fully clothed, I was shocked to see so many girls naked, and I mean there was a female ratio of 2:1 to men, and very few mingers.



    So, bit the bullet , pulled off the clothes and sat there enjoying my beers, whilst mentally streaming everything to my 10000000TB wankbank.

    The shower floor was slippy that afternoon after my 12th shower ....


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    #23
    nicechick!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭nicechick!


    Yes! :D

    And yes enjoyed the experience


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    #24
    problemchimp
    Registered Users Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭problemchimp


    Yes, myself and wife stripped in France and loved it.


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    BIGGIEsmall
    Registered Users Posts: 146 ✭✭BIGGIEsmall


    stimpson wrote: »
    Make sure you rub it in vigorously. :)

    LMAO


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    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,164 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I went to one once. For whatever reason I had a horn on me that would bate a badger out of a ditch, and I just couldn't get rid of it. Embarassing


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    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    castletownman wrote: »
    I went to one once. For whatever reason I had a horn on me that would bate a badger out of a ditch, and I just couldn't get rid of it. Embarassing

    If you were a proper perv like me you would know that you dig a little hole in the sand and lie on your belly


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    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,164 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Gee Bag wrote: »
    If you were a proper perv like me you would know that you dig a little hole in the sand and lie on your belly


    Sure then everyone's attention would be focused on my hairy arse :o


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    Kadongy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Kadongy


    How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach?

    It's not hard.


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    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    castletownman wrote: »
    Sure then everyone's attention would be focused on my hairy arse :o

    Damn! You've seen straight through my cunning plan.


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    Azureus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,130 ✭✭✭Azureus


    Topless no problemo on hols,but never totally nekkid, nudist beach or not-theres parts of me that dont wanna risk sunburn :o
    Walked through a fair few and the ratio of young to old/hot to not was always very disappointing.


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