Did you ever strip off at a naturist beach?

Black Leather

Now I am not thinking Ireland for this question. Just wondering if any of you Boardsies have ever ' dared to bare ' on a foreign holiday and did you enjoy the experience.

chin_grin

Careful now!

Kasabian

Not allowed, Greenpeace have an injunction against me.

WoollyRedHat

Wouldn't it be rude not to?

Pace2008

Always hated that "naturist" euphemism. Nudist was/is a far more accurate description.

amacachi

Kasabian wrote: »

Not allowed, Greenpeace have an injunction against me.

I thought they liked whales?

efb

yes, great fun. swimming nekkid is da bomb

Kadongy

No. I did strip off at a non-naturist beach though (at night). Skinny dipping is fun.

BBDBB

most liberating

smash

Does drunken skinny dipping count?

Ellis Dee

Yes, I did, in Sweden. Believe me, a sunburnt willy is not an experience that's easy to forget ---:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Kasabian

amacachi wrote: »

I thought they liked whales?

It's all the callouts they get. They go mental.

JupiterKid

Yep. Many times. I prefer to sunbathe and swim in the complete buff. You need to make sure to use sun lotion on your bits though.

ltdslipdiff

Bared all in Greece on honeymoon, really enjoyed it...admittedly it was mainly wrinklies on the beach, was nice to be the youngest on the beach for a change! It was liberating, especially swimming in the lovely warm waters... Kept it mainly to early mornings as I wasn't brave enough to venture out when it was busy. Couldn't convince herself to go any further than topless and even at that it was a push ! Give it a go !

stimpson

JupiterKid wrote: »

You need to make sure to use sun lotion on your bits though.

Make sure you rub it in vigorously.

Snakeblood

Black Leather wrote: »

Now I am not thinking Ireland for this question. Just wondering if any of you Boardsies have ever ' dared to bare ' on a foreign holiday and did you enjoy the experience.

That's for shameless whores

sensibleken

If by naturist beach you mean a lift in work, then yes. yes i did

4leto

I did, and it was embarrassing, a crowd gathered and start throwing buckets of water over me and dragging me into the water.

I think they thought I was a beached whale:(

Kasabian

4leto wrote: »

I did, and it was embarrassing, a crowd gathered and start throwing buckets of water over me and dragging me into the water.

I think they thought I was a beached whale:(

get your own jokes fattie. :pac:

Coeurdepirate

No, but I want to

Black Leather

My first experience of a naturist beach was in Fuerteventura. I was on holiday with my girl friend and I talked her into baring all. Just lying there naked on the soft sand close to a curvy and voluptuous woman was an unforgettable experience. And then we plunged into those lovely rolling waves while clinging to each other. For me, a visit to a naturist beach with a lovely woman at my side is the most sensual experience imaginable.

ringadingding

I arrived at our rented holiday villa in south of france good few years back.

Turns our its beachfront was a nudist beach, as I walked down it for a quick gander bottle of beer in hand and fully clothed, I was shocked to see so many girls naked, and I mean there was a female ratio of 2:1 to men, and very few mingers.



So, bit the bullet , pulled off the clothes and sat there enjoying my beers, whilst mentally streaming everything to my 10000000TB wankbank.

The shower floor was slippy that afternoon after my 12th shower ....

nicechick!

Yes!

And yes enjoyed the experience

problemchimp

Yes, myself and wife stripped in France and loved it.

BIGGIEsmall

stimpson wrote: »

Make sure you rub it in vigorously.

LMAO

castletownman

I went to one once. For whatever reason I had a horn on me that would bate a badger out of a ditch, and I just couldn't get rid of it. Embarassing

Gee Bag

castletownman wrote: »

I went to one once. For whatever reason I had a horn on me that would bate a badger out of a ditch, and I just couldn't get rid of it. Embarassing

If you were a proper perv like me you would know that you dig a little hole in the sand and lie on your belly

castletownman

Gee Bag wrote: »

If you were a proper perv like me you would know that you dig a little hole in the sand and lie on your belly

Sure then everyone's attention would be focused on my hairy arse

Kadongy

How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach?

It's not hard.

Gee Bag

castletownman wrote: »

Sure then everyone's attention would be focused on my hairy arse

Damn! You've seen straight through my cunning plan.

Azureus

Topless no problemo on hols,but never totally nekkid, nudist beach or not-theres parts of me that dont wanna risk sunburn
Walked through a fair few and the ratio of young to old/hot to not was always very disappointing.

some random drunk

I tried it once in Perth, Australia. Was fun but found it difficult to not get an erection. Had to spend most of the time lying on my belly.

stoger

I go all the time the girls have a name for me . Hay you in the bushes

CrazyRabbit

Well I was on this beach once. Lots of people/families etc.

Then I made it a nudist beach.

Then the Gardai arrived.

Bruthal

No

df1985

i walked along one with a very dark pair of sunglasses on

StudentDad

Often considered it, but between the lousy weather and strange attitudes on this little island I haven't done it.

SD

I_RAPE_CATS

I've been going to one all summer in Canada. I love going bare and they even have people going around selling beer, shrooms and weed. Best beach ever!

Novella

Nope. I probably wouldn't. I've went skinny dipping at night though.

Biggins

Yes and it wasn't about 'enjoyment' as such, it just felt great and natural.
As some said, liberating.

TheZohanS

Black Leather wrote: »

Now I am not thinking Ireland for this question. Just wondering if any of you Boardsies have ever ' dared to bare ' on a foreign holiday and did you enjoy the experience.

FAP, FAP, FAP....

Saila

I_RAPE_CATS wrote: »

I've been going to one all summer in Canada. I love going bare and they even have people going around selling beer, shrooms and weed. Best beach ever!

your sig should be: I Like Pussy

you're welcome..

Black Leather

Being naked in the company of other like minded people is a totally liberating experience. Next year, we are planning to stay in a naturist resort in France or Spain so that we can enjoy the experience of being naked on a 24/7 basis and not just on the beach.

JupiterKid

As others posted, being naked on a nude beach is very liberating. You actually begin to accept your body shape more whan you see that others on the beach with very average bodies have no problem going nude.

It's Irish prudery and body shame that holds people from this little island back from trying it out. It's no big deal at all to Continentals...

billybudd

JupiterKid wrote: »

As others posted, being naked on a nude beach is very liberating. You actually begin to accept your body shape more whan you see that others on the beach with very average bodies have no problem going nude.

It's Irish prudery and body shame that holds people from this little island back from trying it out. It's no big deal at all to Continentals...

Thats a good thing

Pace2008

JupiterKid wrote: »

It's Irish prudery and body shame that holds people from this little island back from trying it out. It's no big deal at all to Continentals...

And nothing to do with the fact that it's ****ing freezing by the beach for about 95% of the year.

4leto

But white pale Irish men beware of the sunburn, a lesson I learned in the Canaries and I only lay there for less then half an hour.

Thanks be to fkuc I find sunbathing incredibly boring.

papermaker

went to a nudist wedding once.....another inch and I'd have been the best man !

Carverkid

Had (I thought) a little bay to myself somewhere south east, swimming around in the nip when a family with three kids pull up. It was a long swim.

Ruu_Old

Is this a nudey thing, father?