Did you ever strip off at a naturist beach?

Black Leather · 28-10-2011 04:21PM #1

Now I am not thinking Ireland for this question. Just wondering if any of you Boardsies have ever ' dared to bare ' on a foreign holiday and did you enjoy the experience.

chin_grin · 28-10-2011 04:22PM

Careful now!

Kasabian · 28-10-2011 04:23PM

Not allowed, Greenpeace have an injunction against me.

WoollyRedHat · 28-10-2011 04:24PM

Wouldn't it be rude not to?

Pace2008 · 28-10-2011 04:24PM

Always hated that "naturist" euphemism. Nudist was/is a far more accurate description.

amacachi · 28-10-2011 04:24PM

Kasabian wrote: »

Not allowed, Greenpeace have an injunction against me.

I thought they liked whales?

efb · 28-10-2011 04:25PM

yes, great fun. swimming nekkid is da bomb

Kadongy · 28-10-2011 04:25PM

No. I did strip off at a non-naturist beach though (at night). Skinny dipping is fun.

BBDBB · 28-10-2011 04:26PM

most liberating

smash · 28-10-2011 04:26PM

Does drunken skinny dipping count?

Ellis Dee · 28-10-2011 04:26PM

Yes, I did, in Sweden. Believe me, a sunburnt willy is not an experience that's easy to forget ---:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Kasabian · 28-10-2011 04:28PM

amacachi wrote: »

I thought they liked whales?

It's all the callouts they get. They go mental.

JupiterKid · 28-10-2011 04:29PM

Yep. Many times. I prefer to sunbathe and swim in the complete buff. You need to make sure to use sun lotion on your bits though.

ltdslipdiff · 28-10-2011 04:31PM

Bared all in Greece on honeymoon, really enjoyed it...admittedly it was mainly wrinklies on the beach, was nice to be the youngest on the beach for a change! It was liberating, especially swimming in the lovely warm waters... Kept it mainly to early mornings as I wasn't brave enough to venture out when it was busy. Couldn't convince herself to go any further than topless and even at that it was a push ! Give it a go !

stimpson · 28-10-2011 04:31PM

JupiterKid wrote: »

You need to make sure to use sun lotion on your bits though.

Make sure you rub it in vigorously.

Snakeblood · 28-10-2011 04:32PM

Black Leather wrote: »

Now I am not thinking Ireland for this question. Just wondering if any of you Boardsies have ever ' dared to bare ' on a foreign holiday and did you enjoy the experience.

That's for shameless whores

sensibleken · 28-10-2011 04:36PM

If by naturist beach you mean a lift in work, then yes. yes i did

4leto · 28-10-2011 04:39PM

I did, and it was embarrassing, a crowd gathered and start throwing buckets of water over me and dragging me into the water.

I think they thought I was a beached whale:(

Kasabian · 28-10-2011 04:42PM

4leto wrote: »

I did, and it was embarrassing, a crowd gathered and start throwing buckets of water over me and dragging me into the water.

I think they thought I was a beached whale:(

get your own jokes fattie. :pac:

Coeurdepirate · 28-10-2011 04:44PM

No, but I want to

Black Leather · 28-10-2011 04:46PM

My first experience of a naturist beach was in Fuerteventura. I was on holiday with my girl friend and I talked her into baring all. Just lying there naked on the soft sand close to a curvy and voluptuous woman was an unforgettable experience. And then we plunged into those lovely rolling waves while clinging to each other. For me, a visit to a naturist beach with a lovely woman at my side is the most sensual experience imaginable.

ringadingding · 28-10-2011 04:46PM

I arrived at our rented holiday villa in south of france good few years back.

Turns our its beachfront was a nudist beach, as I walked down it for a quick gander bottle of beer in hand and fully clothed, I was shocked to see so many girls naked, and I mean there was a female ratio of 2:1 to men, and very few mingers.

So, bit the bullet , pulled off the clothes and sat there enjoying my beers, whilst mentally streaming everything to my 10000000TB wankbank.

The shower floor was slippy that afternoon after my 12th shower ....

nicechick! · 28-10-2011 04:47PM

Yes!

And yes enjoyed the experience

problemchimp · 28-10-2011 04:54PM

Yes, myself and wife stripped in France and loved it.

BIGGIEsmall · 28-10-2011 04:54PM

stimpson wrote: »

Make sure you rub it in vigorously.

LMAO

castletownman · 28-10-2011 05:07PM

I went to one once. For whatever reason I had a horn on me that would bate a badger out of a ditch, and I just couldn't get rid of it. Embarassing

Gee Bag · 28-10-2011 05:10PM

castletownman wrote: »

I went to one once. For whatever reason I had a horn on me that would bate a badger out of a ditch, and I just couldn't get rid of it. Embarassing

If you were a proper perv like me you would know that you dig a little hole in the sand and lie on your belly

castletownman · 28-10-2011 05:13PM

Gee Bag wrote: »

If you were a proper perv like me you would know that you dig a little hole in the sand and lie on your belly

Sure then everyone's attention would be focused on my hairy arse

Kadongy · 28-10-2011 05:23PM

How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach?

It's not hard.

Gee Bag · 28-10-2011 05:39PM

castletownman wrote: »

Sure then everyone's attention would be focused on my hairy arse

Damn! You've seen straight through my cunning plan.

Azureus · 28-10-2011 05:41PM

Topless no problemo on hols,but never totally nekkid, nudist beach or not-theres parts of me that dont wanna risk sunburn

Walked through a fair few and the ratio of young to old/hot to not was always very disappointing.

Did you ever strip off at a naturist beach?

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